We have managed 2 naps today in her cot in her room, and she went off within 5 minutes both times! New year new baby… or just a fluke probably 
New baby and post birth advice #40: All I want for Christmas is a good nights sleep
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Just put Miss Rachel on and the KW came in the room and said ‘this is an annoying advert’ I said it’s not an advert, it’s Miss Rachel. He stood watching her in disbelief for 2 minutes before declaring ‘I hate Rachel’ and promptly leaving the room 
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Mate I could have not eaten for 2 week and I still wouldn’t thank you for broccoli and StiltonYou are all going to hate me but I made brocoli and Stilton soup for lunchi needed to use up an old broc thats been sat in the fridge for ages and the in laws bought us a million cheeses so I needed to use that up to
you bleeping animal, will be nuclear warfare coming from your arses in the upcomingBroccoli & Stilton > MinestroneMate I could have not eaten for 2 week and I still wouldn’t thank you for broccoli and Stilton
Are you ok hun?Broccoli & Stilton > Minestrone
You people scare me
Stilton thoughhhh.
The other night I just ate a bowl of chips with tonnes of Stilton and gravy on for dinner. I regret nothing
How dare you abuse gravy in such a wayStilton thoughhhh.
The other night I just ate a bowl of chips with tonnes of Stilton and gravy on for dinner. I regret nothing
I bloody love Stilton but…..Stilton thoughhhh.
The other night I just ate a bowl of chips with tonnes of Stilton and gravy on for dinner. I regret nothing
I’m with @jackolantern - id rather eat the dogs sick than stilton soup (or just stilton tbh)
Just sorting out the school uniform and found some of the plastic candle holder things you put in the cake to stand the candle in.
4yo has just come in and said she got them from school.
She said they were for the play doh but she liked them so she put them in her pocket to take home
How random of a thing to take.
I told her it was stealing and she's like.. But? I liked them?
4yo has just come in and said she got them from school.
She said they were for the play doh but she liked them so she put them in her pocket to take home
How random of a thing to take.
I told her it was stealing and she's like.. But? I liked them?
My kid is totally my kid, tonight I made pork and cider stew with herb dumplings, his first time trying dumplings, he had one taste and then tried to cram a whole one in his mouth while making happy little growling noises
Ah when I brought a second piece over for him he literally jiggled and squeaked with excitement.
Ah when I brought a second piece over for him he literally jiggled and squeaked with excitement.
My washing machine is full and ready to begin it's first wash at 5am. I feel sick at the thought of catching up on so much washing
*whispers* I did a load of washing today
Me too
I forgot to put wet washing out last night, so will have to re wash tomorrow 🫠
Wondering whether I can load the dishwasher on not
I did two
I was doubting if I was okay to do the food shop order or not.
@I’mThankyou_ do we just sit there and don’t do anything so we don’t accidentally cause a death
I've washed the pots, I refuse to let those fuckers build
I think soI was doubting if I was okay to do the food shop order or not.
@I’mThankyou_ do we just sit there and don’t do anything so we don’t accidentally cause a death
I seen one on Tiktok that was apparently an Irish superstition which said don't let gingers into your house on new years day.
Which leaves me fucked given the eldest is ginger
may aswell stick my washer on, cause we'll be killing people off till he moves out - Status