Oh my god I need to share this. So I’ve just been swimming and afterwards I went for a drink with another woman and her baby. When I was getting dressed I couldn’t find my pants so just thought sod it I’ll go commando as I’m only wearing joggers. When we got to the coffee shop her baby was needing a feed so I said I’ll go get her drink and she waited with the bags.
so there I am, stood with my baby in a carrier and I pulled my phone out my pocket to pay, ALONG WITH MY FUCKING PANTS. the person behind me said ooh don’t worry I’ll get that for you, I think they realised what they were picking up when they got to the floor. When I tell you I wanted to die
(they were clean pants) hahahaha whyyyyyyy did this happen to me