It’s still absolutely boiling here and baby T was getting angry and not feeding, so I put on our swimming stuff and thought a 10 minute dip in the pool would help cool him down enough for him to feed properly. I was on my knees in the pool holding the baby, and then I started to do a slow motion fall and yelling to Mr T “GRAB THE BABY” because I obviously had no arms free to stop myself, and he just stood there like a gorm. Basically, I had to do some kind of
tit James Bond role onto my back and I ended up completely submerged under the water because I was holding the baby up above it
I think I was still shouting to grab the baby with my head under water fml
todays going well
I’m traumatised but Atleast the baby is now feeding and will hopefully nap
) had the most horrendous red raw bun I’ve ever seen as a newborn. We used sudocrem, and then metanium and coconut oil as well.
).
), some silly socks, a replacement sweater (he put the original one in the washer and it shrunk to Kitten size 
), coffee beans and some whiskey.
has anyone ever used an antigen on a baby? 
It stank when I opened it, she stank after I fed her and she’s now sat on the carpet letting out so many farts she sounds like a machine gun
. I’ve had 6 hrs sleep in 2 days. Back at work as wel which tbf has been lovely 
roll on tomorrow when it’s cooler
