New baby and post birth advice #22 The 4am club

[Borntorun]

Continuing the chat! Usually at antisocial hours of the day

A guide to the thread for new members:
Dress code? Pyjamas
Nothing is off topic or taboo
Knobwaffle of the week nominations always welcome
We love a good doughnut

 

[I’mThankyou_]

Slowly creeping towards that 10 month mark and I don't like it.
Might start using their corrected age now

 

[miss_americana]

Slowly creeping towards that 10 month mark and I don't like it.
Might start using their corrected age now

We’re 11 months today- decided she’s going to be her corrected 8/almost 9 months .

 

[Crazycatlady18]

7-9montjs

 

[Jellybean093]

I can’t believe how quick the last 5 months have gone

ETA - I definitely should as I have a 13 year old within the next 2 weeks, who hates me for telling her to get in the shower it’s all shits and giggles over here!

 

[I’mThankyou_]

We’re 11 months today- decided she’s going to be her corrected 8/almost 9 months .

Yes 7.5 months sounds far better than almost 10months

 

[cj_ii]

10 months

 

[Definitelyme]

Just putting a shout out in the new thread for our missing members @Kitt and @onlyheretoorbit
And also now worrying about @Babyyoda88, since it was mentioned earlier she hadn’t posted I stalked her profile and it’s been a whole week

 

[LongishCat]

Kitten's at 40°C
But she did just drink about 160 ml milk, so that's something.
Looks like we'll have another trip to the doctor tomorrow...

7 months already, how fast is this going though

Just putting a shout out in the new thread for our missing members @Kitt and @onlyheretoorbit
And also now worrying about @Babyyoda88, since it was mentioned earlier she hadn’t posted I stalked her profile and it’s been a whole week

Can't find @Babyyoda88 either [] Hope she's okay

 

[Hannah_204]

Six months tomorrow she seams like an actual person who is going to start a convo with me at any moment!

My sisters caused an enormous family fall out this week what a stress. We hosted a bbq last week and she ended up sobbing in the down stairs loo because we ‘don’t agree with her woke views and she didn’t feel welcome moving up north’ () I think it was more to do with all the wine and the fact she ruins every occasion particularly if we host. Any one else feel like since they’ve had a baby they just don’t have to patience for this kind of utter bullshit?

 

[WhatABore]

Um... Interesting

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Um... Interesting

Wtf is that

 

[Dipdab]

Um... Interesting

I saw this last night on an add and thought it was a joke

 

[I’mThankyou_]

Um... Interesting

Now if it was a packet of baby wipes hanging off the end of it, they'd have a best seller...

 

[Crazycatlady18]

Now if it was a packet of baby wipes hanging off the end of it, they'd have a best seller...

Or a glass of wine

 

[WhatABore]

£40 though too

I thought it was a joke as well

 

[Borntorun]

Um... Interesting

Wait what I’ve been seeing these on fb for weeks I thought it was a joke is it real?!

 

[Definitelyme]

Six months tomorrow she seams like an actual person who is going to start a convo with me at any moment!

My sisters caused an enormous family fall out this week what a stress. We hosted a bbq last week and she ended up sobbing in the down stairs loo because we ‘don’t agree with her woke views and she didn’t feel welcome moving up north’ () I think it was more to do with all the wine and the fact she ruins every occasion particularly if we host. Any one else feel like since they’ve had a baby they just don’t have to patience for this kind of utter bullshit?

Oh yes, my tolerance for other peoples crap is pretty much 0 since having kids! Sorry she ruined it for you guys x

 

[WhatABore]

Wait what I’ve been seeing these on fb for weeks I thought it was a joke is it real?!

Yup 100% even got a bunch of reviews on there

 

[Definitelyme]

Um... Interesting

TBF am considering this now. Changing BabyMe’s nappy is an extreme sport and if you try and give him a toy he just rams it down his crotch, often in to his poo