Ethically ambiguous but you could just gaslight him - Mrs ThankYou why are there two cats?Me too Cat thankyou really needs a friend but Mr Thankyou says no
- Don’t be silly Mr ThankYou, we only have one cat.
- But I can see two
- Really, I can only see one.
Basically make him think he’s imagining the second one!
Haha we have dogs but we say the opposite, ours are such hard work the baby is easier when people ask us if they should get a dog we’re like no have a baby, far easierI’d love more cats I find raising kittens easier then babies for sure