I can’t help but wonder if one of the kids is in hospital (again). If Jordan was ill, Nay would be on Insta moaning like hell. If she was ill and Jordan was off work to care for the kids, he’d be all over Insta talking about what a great dad and fiancé he is. If they’re away, we’d have had the pre-departure photo of the ‘Starbys’ coffee and the kids in the car.
Or maybe she’s had the ‘Nanny is on annual leave and I can’t possibly parent my own children’ meltdown and Jordan has had to step in. But again, he’d be on stories posting the kids and dogs.
We’ll find out soon enough with a big ‘I’m back!’ announcement, but I genuinely hope it’s nothing too serious with those beautiful kiddies.