Names You Can't Stand #5

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Rosielee

Knew a kid called Maximilian Tiger Phoenix, and yes the double barrel surname was a posh one.
 
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shocktiludrop

NCL said:
Brilliant thread one of my boys names are on here can’t stand Kelly or Reco
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Well I have to say I’m offended- THAT MY MUM NAMED ME A ROUGH CHAV NAME! Have to say I’m a respectable lady who wears hush dresses with trainers, I should have been called Lucy or Olivia but alas, I’m one of the chaviest names ever. In fairness though I can swear like a sailor, fight like a boxer (if need be), and I’m rather partial to the idea of a Juicy Couture velour tracksuit. Oh and 2 different kids by 2 different men - one in my teens, guess my Mumma just knew!!
 
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holly1727373!3

here’s my list of names i hate that children i know have:

Mexxico Mae - sister to Miiley Mae - i don’t actually hate miley but i hate the spelling - their brothers are Braxton & Brogan
Preston-Blu
Reign
Wynter- Rosé
Davina - Esmae
Pagan
Dekota
Ayprill
Kailan
armani - david - brother to luchiano-heaven & kairo- carter
mylo
tyger
zelda-michelle
ferrari
atlanta
 
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shocktiludrop

Mexico Mae and Armani and Luciano- heaven. Zelda…. ZELDA!!!!!!! - Michelle horrendous- have a word with your mates, how do I report to child protection
 
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Milktray

I remember going to primary school with a girl called Lesley-Ann. Bloody awful name.
 
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holly1727373!3

shocktiludrop said:
Mexico Mae and Armani and Luciano- heaven. Zelda…. ZELDA!!!!!!! - Michelle horrendous- have a word with your mates, how do I report to child protection
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You don’t understand how much i cringe whenever i open facebook and see these names. i always think about how these kids will all be in roughly the same year group at school too and some poor teacher will have to deal with all these names
 
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Dont swipe up!

Oh my god are we the same person
Mine is the chavviest of all but if I disclose I would defo out myself if anyone on here is local to me
It has popped up a few times on here but actually surprised more normal names seem to irritate everyone more which im loving
 
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shocktiludrop

Are you in the U.K.? Did it used to frequently be the name of people on Jeremy Kyle? Like every episode?
 
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rainbowlemon

Loubywoobywoo said:
Some of the suggestions for names to go with Hayven ( ridiculous) and Atticus ( which I actually quite like, as Atticus Finch is a great character in To Kill A Mockingbird, one of my favourite books) are ludicrous:Brooks, Palmer…
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Atticus is also on my list. I’m going to need to have to have at least 12 kids to use each of the names I love.

There’s also love Valentine ever since I heard it in Sainsbury’s.

Current name I’m hating is Rob.
 
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Louisej3

Nova or novalee heard of loads of kids recently called this
Just seen a tiktok of little girls called lexington, lennox and their brother phoenix
 
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avisina78

A friend of mine has named her newborn son Summer-Rayn.. Didn't have the heart to tell her I strongly disapprove.


shocktiludrop said:
Mexico Mae and Armani and Luciano- heaven. Zelda…. ZELDA!!!!!!! - Michelle horrendous- have a word with your mates, how do I report to child protection
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I want to know the inspiration/backstories behind the names.. esp Zelda-Michelle
 
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Rita.

I'm late to the party so I'm sure this has been mentioned, but Stuart and Stewart can fuck right off.
 
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shocktiludrop

rainbowlemon said:
Atticus is also on my list. I’m going to need to have to have at least 12 kids to use each of the names I love.

There’s also love Valentine ever since I heard it in Sainsbury’s.

Current name I’m hating is Rob.
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Awwww Rob? It’s so in offensive- my lovely hubbies name- a good Scots name, pretty much call him Robbie or Roberto
 
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redball00n

Has anyone seen the Labrant Youtube family? Their daughter is called Posie Rayne. Imagine her going for a job interview at 18 and saying “my name is Posie”. And their son is called Zealand
 
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Melian

ElectricDreams said:
Frances. It sounds really frumpy and the only person I knew with this name was a stuck up bitch. She renamed herself Francesca which is even worse in my opinion it sounds really stuck up. Also don't like Frankie for a boy or a girl.
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A friends daughter is called Frances. It sounds so strange on a 4 year old.
 
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