Names you can’t stand #2

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Nothing against any first name a parent likes but why would you call your child a variation on your surname? My child went to school with a Jonathan Johnson and I lived in the same street as a Richard Richardson. Why? There are thousands of first names out there. Don’t get it.
 
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Nothing against any first name a parent likes but why would you call your child a variation on your surname? My child went to school with a Jonathan Johnson and I lived in the same street as a Richard Richardson. Why? There are thousands of first names out there. Don’t get it.
My mum was at school with an Alison Alyson 😂
 
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Anyone watch The Queens Nose back in the day? As a 10 year old schoolkid I loved the names of the sisters, Harmony and Melody and thought I would use these names in the future 😂

I actually still don't mind the names separately...
 
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I’m not a fan of surname-names either. I know a couple of Coopers, a Spencer and a Fletcher.
 
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Mum Mum Mum 😂 I told my youngest this morning I’m changing my name to Dad, I’m sick of hearing my boys shout Mum
 
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Some more names I've encountered in real life

Chardonnay-Crystal, Sapphire, Chanelle, Jayde-Mai, Jaxson and Tommy-Lee

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Hands down the worst name I've come across is Fritha. Sounds like the name for part of female genetalia "the fritha"
 
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When I'm pregnant I go a bit extra with my names, must be the hornones. With my first I was adament I wanted the name Star, husband intervened. But with my second I met a woman with a daughter names Pepper and I bloody loved it. Again husband intervened. I also wanted the name Tiger if I had a boy. I think husband would have divorced my if I'd pushed for that. All my children now have relatively normal names thankfully 😂😂
This happens to me too. We’ve nearly had an Ace, Rogue and Neith. Thank God for Husbands... sometimes. He did want Isambard which was a hard no from me.
 
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I kinda can’t stand when people name their kids and dogs after brands or cars e.g Chanel, Dolce, Dior, Mercedes, Givenchy etc you get the gist ....gosh i find it so tacky it’s uncomfortable 😅

I think tho Mercedes is originally an old time Spanish name? Idk guys my geography & history isn’t a knowledgeable component for me

Apologies to any lovely folks who have those names, as long as you don’t own silver crushed velvet furniture and dont have mirrored surfaces everywhere 😉
 
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My parents had friends with a boy called Branch and a girl called Brooke. I guess you could shorten the first one to Bran. Brooke is fairly uncommon here.
 
There's a Danny-Boy and an Ellie-Mai that I hear screeched across the playground at my children's school. They are related.

My eldest Son actually said to me 'Thank you for giving us all normal names' 🤣
 
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