Vlogmas LIVE AKA #12 Mark is chucking a sickie so we have the sisters. Thankfully that will mean no farting noises, no scaring women, no stupid sound effects and NO MARK! Dina and Nadia are sitting by the countertop, wearing their antlers. Nadia says that Mark is in bed and he is to do no EDITING. We the viewers are to ignore the Xmas tree, as that has yet to make it's appearance in the vlog. I'm assuming it is Maddie doing the camera work and she needs a steadier hand than what she is giving us. She is going to show us party games, nibbles and Dina is going to make a Bailey's. How hard is that? Find a glass, unscrew the bottle and pour. Cheers!
Dina starts with the Bailey's. Nadia wants to know which glass it should be in. She has a wine glass tumbler, an elf wine glass and Bailey's already in a champagne glass. Nadia seems to remember them drinking Bailey's out of shot glasses when they were younger. Dina's friend was upset with herself for having a Bailey's. Maddie mentions something about a straw, but she needs mic'n up, can't hear her. Nadia screams "WHAT IS THIS?" Dina brought a new ornament for the collection; it's fish & chips, it even has mushy peas! "I got that at TK Maxx" 4.49, but it has a chip in the back of the plate. Nadia says who is going to see it and Dina says they only gave her 1.49 off. "Don't you think it should've been half price?" Nadia says especially since she's from Croydon. "Well I was in CROOOYYYDON!" Dina didn't ask for more off, "I was too nice." Nadia balks at that and ask the viewers if they think Dina was too nice. Dina said she tried to get money off her Xmas tree today for cash. "He said 45 darling and I went pforrr, that's a bit, that's a bit steep. How about 40 for cash?" He turned her down. Nadia feels she gave in too easily. I was in the drugstore and they had some paper towels on display yesterday. The Bounty multipack of 4, regular size were $6.99 on sale, the Tiger Towels 3 pack but multisize were beside them, BUT NO PRICE. I ring them up at the self-checkout and they come up as $13.99! Surprising myself I said out loud "14 bucks? I'm not paying that!" Had to mess about with the terminal to remove it. I should get Swedish paper towels and be done with it.
Nadia shows us the Xmas stuff they got at TK Maxx. "Who loves TK Maxx?" She has a candy cane decorated dish with a Santa in the middle and a ruby red cake stand. Dina says there might be places where there isn't a TK Maxx and Nadia says they are everywhere. Dina couldn't live without a TK Maxx and says they shut the one in Thorton Heath-she seems devastated about that because it was 5 mins away. Maddie tells them one of the viewers in Canada says they don't have TK Maxx, which is true. Our version is called Winners and we have Homesense and Marshalls and those two are American stores. Nadia says they are giving away their Xmas Cards this evening. Don't expect them to arrive by Xmas though.
The dogs, Dina and even Lee make an appearance on the card. Dina has made some cauliflower popcorn, spring rolls and they come with sauce. "We love a sauce." Dina shows us another bowl that Nadia says looks so like Anthropologie. "I love Anthropologie" says Nadia. She mentons something about not being able to keep Anthropologie stuff and she hasn't found out what happened to her Anthropologie quiche dish. I'm pretty sure in a previous video both she and Mark said they didn't like quiche, so why have a quiche dish? Maddie says why are you looking at me? "Because somebody did it." Dina says girls are really good liars. "My boys used to alway go 'I just broke your something' and I would go "Okay.'" She goes on to say that when they were girls and broke things, they would go and hide them. I did that. I accidentally broke my mum Limoges dish, put it in plastic bag and hid it. She noticed it missing and I had to confess. Boy was she pissed! Nadia says she never yells at her girls for breaking things and Maddie says "That's because you break most of the stuff." Dina says it is a girl trait to be deceitful and Maddie quite rightly says "Charming."
Back to what they do best, shoving food in their gobs. Nadia has that pensive look on her face as she chews and says she tastes batter. Probably because it is coated in batter, ding-a-ling. "The batter is a bit battery for me." Maddie says some chatters are saying it is out of sync. Back again and Nadia says they are on the spring rolls. Nadia is liking the spring rolls and she loves the sauce. I don't recall them saying where they are from, but probably Lidl. Holding a sweet potato bake Dina says she doesn't like the look of these, "probably because I have an issue with sweet potato." Apparently, Dina had a terrible hangover, ate one and vomited. She bites in and bows her head. Nadia says she has never eaten a sweet potato with a bangover
Maddie tells her she is going to have a bangover tomorrow if she carries on. "That's a good one Dina, BANGOVER! HA, HA. HA. HA!" Dina doesn't like it. Nadia says Dina has a muscle memory over the hangover and says to the chatters "Don't you think bangover is a great word?" My mind was in the gutter, because I'm thinking it more as the awful ,regretful feeling of sleeping with someone you shouldn't and you spend the next day feeling ashamed and foolish. 
It's like Nadia is reading my mind, saying it would be good for a one night stand. Eugh says Dina. Dina says she's barren which is not true, as she has had 2 kids. Disinterested is a better word, maybe even repulsed. Nadia likes the sweet potato. Dina says the curry sauce is best.
Nadia gives Maddie a spring roll and she says it is yummy. Dina doesn't like the texture of the sweet potato. Nadia says it is a bit undercooked and says "Dina! We were not all drunk the last time we had sweet potato!" Dina says as a vegan, she didn't think a sweet potato was necessary. Nadia asks "Oh you're not going to start saying things like 'As a vegan, are you?'" BAILEY'S RECIPE TIME. Dina is making a vegan one. Nadia wants to know what is in Bailey's. She has her 30 mL of coffee, 40 mL of whiskey which she overpours, she puts 1/2 a tsp of what looks like vanilla because she forgets to tell us, 60 mL of maple syrup (Nadia just realizes she has reindeer antlers on). Nadia says this has got confusing because she is saying 1 measurement and doing another (she is halving it). Two hundred mL of coconut milk, to which Dina says yuck, "so 200 mL of this." What is this Dina? It's vegan cream. She finds the wanky whisk ot whisk it. "Loads of people are saying no to coconut" says Maddie. I never realized until recently, how many people don't like coconut. I love it, send your Bounty bars to me.
"It's totally the right colour," but Nadia screams no, but Maddie says it totally is and it is. Dina has a swig and says it is pretty near, it just needs a bit more whiskey. "Diiinaaaah, Diiiiinnnaaaa, the measurements have gone bonkers. She tries it again and offers it to Nadia. "Actually, Maddie would be a better judge." Nadia screeches "Why would she be a better judge? She won't tell you the truth, she's too scared." Didn't Mark say the same thing about the chalet? 
They are as bad as each other. Maddie says it is really nice. Whilst Dina rattles off the recipes: 50 mL of whiskey, 30 mL of espresso, 1/2 a tsp of vanilla, 200 mL of vegan cream and 30 mL of maple syrup, Nadia finishes the glass off. "That is verry niice. I think it's going to be expensive though. I mean Sainsbury's do Bailey's for a tenner." Dina says only if you have a Nectar card, "it's 21 pounds otherwise." Somebody in chat said as a vegan the whiskey is not enough. 
Nadia is pouring her Bailey's into her drinking ornament. Nadia says when you are off to a party and you want a drink, this is the way to go, they are from Poundland. Dina says they are 2 pound from Poundland, but they are quality glasses. Dina muses about taken her vegan Bailey's to the party she is going to. Nadia says don't, too much, but Dina says a whole bottle for the party. In her American accent Nadia says "That was yummy, well dun, good jawb!" Simply Vegan web site that recipe is from.
Games time. Nadia says they had a party for all the people who work for them on the channel. Work? Are they paid? If they aren't, they are called VOLUNTEERS. Nadia says Dina has her scary voice on, because she is a teacher. Nadia mentions that Betty says her voice has changed. Dina figures it is her nasal disturbances, whatever that means. "So, you've got 2 rolls of toilet paper, whispers I'm a bit drunk." Maddie says "I know, I can tell." Nadia with her rolls, starts laughing at Dina. "Aw Gawd, this is the perfect thing for everyone to see my dirty, bloody floooar!" Imagine 2 toilet rolls unravelled for 1.5 metres with wine glasses half full sitting on the end of the toilet paper. The object of the game is to roll the toilet roll to bringe the wine glass towards you. Of course the glass will wobbled and wine spilt, if that happens you have to start at the beginning. Dina accuses Nadia of cheating and they haven't started yet. They start and Dina gets a big heavy handed and her toilet roll rips. Nadia wins. "That's the only thing you've won."
Next is a bowl of marshmallows and a plate. You have to suck the marshmallow up with a straw and place it on the plate. They are sucking, but get into a fit of giggles. Nadia got stuck to the straw. "Oh Dina, I pulled a muscle in my neck!" Dina 1, Nadia 4. Nadia says she has no technique "You're rubbish." Dina says she is going shove the straw up her bleeping nose. Nadia shove a marshmallow in her mouth. Dina tells viewers to make your own vegan Bailey's the other stuff is rubbish, not nice. Dina asks for some ice for her vegan Bailey's to thin it down. Maddie likes it thick as it is like a Bailey's milkshake. Dina says she loves coconut milk, but it would be the wrong taste. Has Nadia gone to the North Pole for that ice? There she is.
Dina did a haul at Aldi and Nadia said she has to show everyone for teacher's presents and whatnot. They set this display up earlier. Her #1 gift is the musical biscuit tin that has a little winter scene that goes around, playing "Deck the Halls.""How beautiful is that?" At Harrod's or F&M it would be 30 pounds. "TO YOU! TODAY! If you get to Aldi, 8.99." Inside are mini cookies all cellophaned. Nadia sticks her grubby little hand in there. Dina tells the kids to tell their mummy not to give her chocolate, but to give her wine. A box of Ballycastle 4 hot chocolate melts. Dina looks through her bill, but can't find the price. It was around 4 pounds. Marshmallows with candy canes in them. Nadia suggests getting a needle and thread, threading them and alterating with a few pieces of popcorn. "Should we do a cozy Vlogmas?" Dina has an elf melt "stocking stuffer." Nadia says yes that is something that Santa might use, but also for those who Santa does not see anymore. Nadia is repeating Dina, who says she might go home, she was really busy today, but she squeeze the live into her schedule. "I was making 96 skiers." Savoury gift anyone? A lovely pot of Shropshire Blue 4.29. Nadia mentions you can make soda bread for that. Maddie gives us a shot of the ceramic pot. Dina quotes Martin Lewis about how much are you going to spend on Xmas "Where did you get that 500 pounds? Did you save it up? Because the only money you can spend, is the money that you've saved." Nadia goes into local used car salesman ad, all very animated "THE ONLY MONEY YOU CAN SPEND, IS THE MONEY YOU'VE SAVED!" He says if you only have a fiver, buy someone their favourite chocolate and watch a free film. Nadia says if they judge you, "Tell 'em to bog off!" Dina then tells us Xmas isn't the gift giving, it's being together and eating yourself silly!" Yeah and then the regret that comes after New Year. More Belgian chocolate elves, 2 pounds sumfink. Nadia bites a head off of one and discovers a caramel truffle. A tin of those Danish butter cookies that turns into a sewing notions tin, that disappoints children the world over, 2.29. A bottle of Crement du Jura for the pissheads in the family 8.99 and good luck finding it. Nadia tells you not to put juice or syrup in champagne. Star cheese that can accompany some crackers. We don't know the price, because Nadia asks where and an incensed Dina says ALDI!
Nadia puts on some bigger reindeer antlers, as this is a ring toss game from Amazon 9.99. Dina tells her to squat and she gets 1 ring. Dina is tossing some more and Nadia is moving her head. "Don't move your head witch!" She keeps moving every time Dina tosses a ring. Nadia feels like she has achieved something when a ring gets on the antler. Dina manages 4. Tinsel cover rings to throw balls in. Dina tells her she missed and Nadia starts banging on the well, Dina gives her a kick up the backside. "Normal families might have fun with this particular game." That tit is from Poundland. Dina shows us her juggling skills. Now Dina is doing the juggling the balls against the fridge. "Who remembers playing that?" I do. I also remember sticking a ball in the leg of a pair of old nylons and banging it back and forth over you body, whilst lying against a wall. Your friends would have to jump in and try to avoid getting hit. What the hell was that? Nadia has a go and fails miserably. She tries to juggle them, she does 2 they just tosses them both in the air. Nadia pulls out a plastic up with a string and ball. Maddie says she nearly took out a baby with that thing. Dina shows you do it with your non-dominant hand and she gets it in. Nadia accuses her of showing off. "How old are you?" Nadia has a go and the ball goes flying around, nowhere near the cup. Dina tells her to look at the ball, not fling it around. OMG! She swoops her hand, but thinks the ball will just magically drop into the cup with no effort. 
She realizes that looking at the ball does help, but the next time she does it, she doesn't look and it falls in. Nadia asks her why she asked her to look at the ball and Dina says "Anybody knows that if you are playing a racketball game, YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THE BALL AND THE BAT!" Dina imitates Nadia just flinging the ball and cup any old way. Nadia tries it again, but just whips it aimlessly. All these Dina got a'tha pawnd shop. Nadia says Dina sounds like she is down at the market.
Are you ready for another game? Take some candy canes, put one in your mouth like a hook and try to hook the other candy canes. Nadia puts on in her mouth, but starts laughing. She composes herself and manages to hook 1. She says "I did it!" and Dina is at the other side of the kitchen. "Oh, no praise whatsoever, only knock me!" Dina has another idea, use chopsticks to pick up the candy canes. Last game involves red solo cups. Nadia goes off to get them. Dina puts this blue thing that is around her neck in her mouth. Maddie asks her what it is. "It's my jaw exerciser, so I don't have to pay for a facelift." Nadia tells her it is so unattractive. "I don't care." Red cups on hands, have a ball and pass it to the other person, in a line into a bucket. Nadia impersonates Dina again "CATCH IT! SQUEEZE IT! HOLD IT! DO IT!" "Anyway, it's been nice hanging out with you, hopefully you had a nice time. We'll be back tomorrow." Dina says will we? "No." Subscribe, notification bell, Dina is on Instagram-Nadia suggests you don't follow her, but she can find a bargain and she can cook a vegan dish. Thank you Maddie! End.
Dina starts with the Bailey's. Nadia wants to know which glass it should be in. She has a wine glass tumbler, an elf wine glass and Bailey's already in a champagne glass. Nadia seems to remember them drinking Bailey's out of shot glasses when they were younger. Dina's friend was upset with herself for having a Bailey's. Maddie mentions something about a straw, but she needs mic'n up, can't hear her. Nadia screams "WHAT IS THIS?" Dina brought a new ornament for the collection; it's fish & chips, it even has mushy peas! "I got that at TK Maxx" 4.49, but it has a chip in the back of the plate. Nadia says who is going to see it and Dina says they only gave her 1.49 off. "Don't you think it should've been half price?" Nadia says especially since she's from Croydon. "Well I was in CROOOYYYDON!" Dina didn't ask for more off, "I was too nice." Nadia balks at that and ask the viewers if they think Dina was too nice. Dina said she tried to get money off her Xmas tree today for cash. "He said 45 darling and I went pforrr, that's a bit, that's a bit steep. How about 40 for cash?" He turned her down. Nadia feels she gave in too easily. I was in the drugstore and they had some paper towels on display yesterday. The Bounty multipack of 4, regular size were $6.99 on sale, the Tiger Towels 3 pack but multisize were beside them, BUT NO PRICE. I ring them up at the self-checkout and they come up as $13.99! Surprising myself I said out loud "14 bucks? I'm not paying that!" Had to mess about with the terminal to remove it. I should get Swedish paper towels and be done with it.
Nadia shows us the Xmas stuff they got at TK Maxx. "Who loves TK Maxx?" She has a candy cane decorated dish with a Santa in the middle and a ruby red cake stand. Dina says there might be places where there isn't a TK Maxx and Nadia says they are everywhere. Dina couldn't live without a TK Maxx and says they shut the one in Thorton Heath-she seems devastated about that because it was 5 mins away. Maddie tells them one of the viewers in Canada says they don't have TK Maxx, which is true. Our version is called Winners and we have Homesense and Marshalls and those two are American stores. Nadia says they are giving away their Xmas Cards this evening. Don't expect them to arrive by Xmas though.
The dogs, Dina and even Lee make an appearance on the card. Dina has made some cauliflower popcorn, spring rolls and they come with sauce. "We love a sauce." Dina shows us another bowl that Nadia says looks so like Anthropologie. "I love Anthropologie" says Nadia. She mentons something about not being able to keep Anthropologie stuff and she hasn't found out what happened to her Anthropologie quiche dish. I'm pretty sure in a previous video both she and Mark said they didn't like quiche, so why have a quiche dish? Maddie says why are you looking at me? "Because somebody did it." Dina says girls are really good liars. "My boys used to alway go 'I just broke your something' and I would go "Okay.'" She goes on to say that when they were girls and broke things, they would go and hide them. I did that. I accidentally broke my mum Limoges dish, put it in plastic bag and hid it. She noticed it missing and I had to confess. Boy was she pissed! Nadia says she never yells at her girls for breaking things and Maddie says "That's because you break most of the stuff." Dina says it is a girl trait to be deceitful and Maddie quite rightly says "Charming." Back to what they do best, shoving food in their gobs. Nadia has that pensive look on her face as she chews and says she tastes batter. Probably because it is coated in batter, ding-a-ling. "The batter is a bit battery for me." Maddie says some chatters are saying it is out of sync. Back again and Nadia says they are on the spring rolls. Nadia is liking the spring rolls and she loves the sauce. I don't recall them saying where they are from, but probably Lidl. Holding a sweet potato bake Dina says she doesn't like the look of these, "probably because I have an issue with sweet potato." Apparently, Dina had a terrible hangover, ate one and vomited. She bites in and bows her head. Nadia says she has never eaten a sweet potato with a bangover
Maddie tells her she is going to have a bangover tomorrow if she carries on. "That's a good one Dina, BANGOVER! HA, HA. HA. HA!" Dina doesn't like it. Nadia says Dina has a muscle memory over the hangover and says to the chatters "Don't you think bangover is a great word?" My mind was in the gutter, because I'm thinking it more as the awful ,regretful feeling of sleeping with someone you shouldn't and you spend the next day feeling ashamed and foolish. It's like Nadia is reading my mind, saying it would be good for a one night stand. Eugh says Dina. Dina says she's barren which is not true, as she has had 2 kids. Disinterested is a better word, maybe even repulsed. Nadia likes the sweet potato. Dina says the curry sauce is best. Nadia gives Maddie a spring roll and she says it is yummy. Dina doesn't like the texture of the sweet potato. Nadia says it is a bit undercooked and says "Dina! We were not all drunk the last time we had sweet potato!" Dina says as a vegan, she didn't think a sweet potato was necessary. Nadia asks "Oh you're not going to start saying things like 'As a vegan, are you?'" BAILEY'S RECIPE TIME. Dina is making a vegan one. Nadia wants to know what is in Bailey's. She has her 30 mL of coffee, 40 mL of whiskey which she overpours, she puts 1/2 a tsp of what looks like vanilla because she forgets to tell us, 60 mL of maple syrup (Nadia just realizes she has reindeer antlers on). Nadia says this has got confusing because she is saying 1 measurement and doing another (she is halving it). Two hundred mL of coconut milk, to which Dina says yuck, "so 200 mL of this." What is this Dina? It's vegan cream. She finds the wanky whisk ot whisk it. "Loads of people are saying no to coconut" says Maddie. I never realized until recently, how many people don't like coconut. I love it, send your Bounty bars to me.
"It's totally the right colour," but Nadia screams no, but Maddie says it totally is and it is. Dina has a swig and says it is pretty near, it just needs a bit more whiskey. "Diiinaaaah, Diiiiinnnaaaa, the measurements have gone bonkers. She tries it again and offers it to Nadia. "Actually, Maddie would be a better judge." Nadia screeches "Why would she be a better judge? She won't tell you the truth, she's too scared." Didn't Mark say the same thing about the chalet? They are as bad as each other. Maddie says it is really nice. Whilst Dina rattles off the recipes: 50 mL of whiskey, 30 mL of espresso, 1/2 a tsp of vanilla, 200 mL of vegan cream and 30 mL of maple syrup, Nadia finishes the glass off. "That is verry niice. I think it's going to be expensive though. I mean Sainsbury's do Bailey's for a tenner." Dina says only if you have a Nectar card, "it's 21 pounds otherwise." Somebody in chat said as a vegan the whiskey is not enough. Nadia is pouring her Bailey's into her drinking ornament. Nadia says when you are off to a party and you want a drink, this is the way to go, they are from Poundland. Dina says they are 2 pound from Poundland, but they are quality glasses. Dina muses about taken her vegan Bailey's to the party she is going to. Nadia says don't, too much, but Dina says a whole bottle for the party. In her American accent Nadia says "That was yummy, well dun, good jawb!" Simply Vegan web site that recipe is from.
Games time. Nadia says they had a party for all the people who work for them on the channel. Work? Are they paid? If they aren't, they are called VOLUNTEERS. Nadia says Dina has her scary voice on, because she is a teacher. Nadia mentions that Betty says her voice has changed. Dina figures it is her nasal disturbances, whatever that means. "So, you've got 2 rolls of toilet paper, whispers I'm a bit drunk." Maddie says "I know, I can tell." Nadia with her rolls, starts laughing at Dina. "Aw Gawd, this is the perfect thing for everyone to see my dirty, bloody floooar!" Imagine 2 toilet rolls unravelled for 1.5 metres with wine glasses half full sitting on the end of the toilet paper. The object of the game is to roll the toilet roll to bringe the wine glass towards you. Of course the glass will wobbled and wine spilt, if that happens you have to start at the beginning. Dina accuses Nadia of cheating and they haven't started yet. They start and Dina gets a big heavy handed and her toilet roll rips. Nadia wins. "That's the only thing you've won."
Next is a bowl of marshmallows and a plate. You have to suck the marshmallow up with a straw and place it on the plate. They are sucking, but get into a fit of giggles. Nadia got stuck to the straw. "Oh Dina, I pulled a muscle in my neck!"
Dina 1, Nadia 4. Nadia says she has no technique "You're rubbish." Dina says she is going shove the straw up her bleeping nose. Nadia shove a marshmallow in her mouth. Dina tells viewers to make your own vegan Bailey's the other stuff is rubbish, not nice. Dina asks for some ice for her vegan Bailey's to thin it down. Maddie likes it thick as it is like a Bailey's milkshake. Dina says she loves coconut milk, but it would be the wrong taste. Has Nadia gone to the North Pole for that ice? There she is. Dina did a haul at Aldi and Nadia said she has to show everyone for teacher's presents and whatnot. They set this display up earlier. Her #1 gift is the musical biscuit tin that has a little winter scene that goes around, playing "Deck the Halls.""How beautiful is that?" At Harrod's or F&M it would be 30 pounds. "TO YOU! TODAY! If you get to Aldi, 8.99." Inside are mini cookies all cellophaned. Nadia sticks her grubby little hand in there. Dina tells the kids to tell their mummy not to give her chocolate, but to give her wine. A box of Ballycastle 4 hot chocolate melts. Dina looks through her bill, but can't find the price. It was around 4 pounds. Marshmallows with candy canes in them. Nadia suggests getting a needle and thread, threading them and alterating with a few pieces of popcorn. "Should we do a cozy Vlogmas?"
Dina has an elf melt "stocking stuffer." Nadia says yes that is something that Santa might use, but also for those who Santa does not see anymore. Nadia is repeating Dina, who says she might go home, she was really busy today, but she squeeze the live into her schedule. "I was making 96 skiers." Savoury gift anyone? A lovely pot of Shropshire Blue 4.29. Nadia mentions you can make soda bread for that. Maddie gives us a shot of the ceramic pot. Dina quotes Martin Lewis about how much are you going to spend on Xmas "Where did you get that 500 pounds? Did you save it up? Because the only money you can spend, is the money that you've saved." Nadia goes into local used car salesman ad, all very animated "THE ONLY MONEY YOU CAN SPEND, IS THE MONEY YOU'VE SAVED!" He says if you only have a fiver, buy someone their favourite chocolate and watch a free film. Nadia says if they judge you, "Tell 'em to bog off!" Dina then tells us Xmas isn't the gift giving, it's being together and eating yourself silly!" Yeah and then the regret that comes after New Year. More Belgian chocolate elves, 2 pounds sumfink. Nadia bites a head off of one and discovers a caramel truffle. A tin of those Danish butter cookies that turns into a sewing notions tin, that disappoints children the world over, 2.29. A bottle of Crement du Jura for the pissheads in the family 8.99 and good luck finding it. Nadia tells you not to put juice or syrup in champagne. Star cheese that can accompany some crackers. We don't know the price, because Nadia asks where and an incensed Dina says ALDI! Nadia puts on some bigger reindeer antlers, as this is a ring toss game from Amazon 9.99. Dina tells her to squat and she gets 1 ring. Dina is tossing some more and Nadia is moving her head. "Don't move your head witch!" She keeps moving every time Dina tosses a ring. Nadia feels like she has achieved something when a ring gets on the antler. Dina manages 4. Tinsel cover rings to throw balls in. Dina tells her she missed and Nadia starts banging on the well, Dina gives her a kick up the backside. "Normal families might have fun with this particular game." That tit is from Poundland. Dina shows us her juggling skills. Now Dina is doing the juggling the balls against the fridge. "Who remembers playing that?" I do. I also remember sticking a ball in the leg of a pair of old nylons and banging it back and forth over you body, whilst lying against a wall. Your friends would have to jump in and try to avoid getting hit. What the hell was that? Nadia has a go and fails miserably. She tries to juggle them, she does 2 they just tosses them both in the air. Nadia pulls out a plastic up with a string and ball. Maddie says she nearly took out a baby with that thing. Dina shows you do it with your non-dominant hand and she gets it in. Nadia accuses her of showing off. "How old are you?" Nadia has a go and the ball goes flying around, nowhere near the cup.
Dina tells her to look at the ball, not fling it around. OMG! She swoops her hand, but thinks the ball will just magically drop into the cup with no effort. She realizes that looking at the ball does help, but the next time she does it, she doesn't look and it falls in. Nadia asks her why she asked her to look at the ball and Dina says "Anybody knows that if you are playing a racketball game, YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THE BALL AND THE BAT!" Dina imitates Nadia just flinging the ball and cup any old way. Nadia tries it again, but just whips it aimlessly. All these Dina got a'tha pawnd shop. Nadia says Dina sounds like she is down at the market. Are you ready for another game? Take some candy canes, put one in your mouth like a hook and try to hook the other candy canes. Nadia puts on in her mouth, but starts laughing. She composes herself and manages to hook 1. She says "I did it!" and Dina is at the other side of the kitchen. "Oh, no praise whatsoever, only knock me!" Dina has another idea, use chopsticks to pick up the candy canes. Last game involves red solo cups. Nadia goes off to get them. Dina puts this blue thing that is around her neck in her mouth. Maddie asks her what it is. "It's my jaw exerciser, so I don't have to pay for a facelift."
Nadia tells her it is so unattractive. "I don't care." Red cups on hands, have a ball and pass it to the other person, in a line into a bucket. Nadia impersonates Dina again "CATCH IT! SQUEEZE IT! HOLD IT! DO IT!" "Anyway, it's been nice hanging out with you, hopefully you had a nice time. We'll be back tomorrow." Dina says will we? "No." Subscribe, notification bell, Dina is on Instagram-Nadia suggests you don't follow her, but she can find a bargain and she can cook a vegan dish. Thank you Maddie! End.
Nadia shows us a new pair of slippers she got herself. Holy Moses! Didn't I mention her needing to get herself some sock slippers with treads. My posts must be haunting her dreams psychically, she is receiving the VIBEZZZ. 
Di just says okay. After realizing they are indeed ginger nuts she says "Oh blimey, that's even better!" Di opens the card and says the dog looks like her with a parrot on her head. MAGICAL. A bookmark that says "Busy Bees Love to Read." The final gift is a heart-shaped box Nirvana 
There is one with a robin on a nut. MAGICAL. These baubles are gold and silver and Mark has to start singing "GOLD!" Nanny Di could do with a gift certificate for some teeth maintenance and cleaning. Both her and Mark have the front teeth migrating. 
Di is babbling in the background whilst these two sing "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera incorrectly. "This is what happens when he has breakfast" says Nadia. Stop feeding him then! He asks her if he can have a kiss and kisses her head. Oh, PISS OFF! They are now in the SUV, Di struggles with the seat belt as Mark accuses her of turning against him. MAGICAL. He belches and it goes right through my eardrums. 
She says it did looks quite magical. MAGICAL. "SAVE THE VILLAGE IS MY MAJOR CAMPAIGN AT THE MOMENT!" MAGICAL. Mark gives her a coffee pod, tells her to puncture it and suck it hard. He pops the coffee pod in his eye. 
Di starts walking, gets confused and says where are we? "Don't make me laugh, I'll wet myself." What is with this family and their urinary complaints? Five hours later. 
They pick up a potted pine tree. Di can't move the trolley to save her life. It is all coming back to her now. It's taking them 10 mins to get into the store. Mark tells Di to jump into the display to make it interesting. Jesus! They keep yammering on about stupid stuff and they still haven't crossed the threshold of the gardening centre. 
Mark asks about Forky and Di thinks he got pushed to the back of the fridge. Not true! In a previous video I distinctly remember seeing Forky on a shelf in Di's room at Nadia's. 
A display of Xmas crackers and Mark says there are enough there to blow Di up. Big, fat robin figurines. Di says they haven't put in any effort in their displays. I have to agree with Di. I don't know what it is, but there isn't much effort this year. Mind you, it's not a lot of people have money to splash about either. 
DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS. IF YOU MAKE TO YOUR 70s, YOU WILL BE A VERY DIZZY AND ANNOYING SENIOR. TIME RELAPSE, dancing faerie time. Some kid fell over and is wailing in the store. The child gets louder and more shrill. Someone soothe that child! 
Mark likes the skating rink and Di says get that, put it on the stairs to trip Nadia up and say serves you right for having a ..."only joking subs." Mark wants something to upstage them, "like an elk." Di suggests a live moose. Mark says he has bought a bed for Toffee that is "big and intrusive." Di corrects him and says obtrusive. Talk about Dina sabotaging the village. Mark calls the piano vertiginous and Di corrects him again "upright." 
Nadia complains about the doors being left open and Mark says the hide looks like Dina sharted on it. 
