Can you imagine Manky as a photojournalist over the past 40 years?
Editor: Send me whatever film you have of Freddie Mercury taking the stage at Live Aid.
Manky: Erm, apologies but I was posing for a photo in front of the stage for my girlfriend.
Editor: Did you get the photo of the tank running over that poor chap in Tiananmen Square, mate?
Manky: Nope, sorry, was setting up a camera to capture me hard at work.
Editor: I need shots of all the bouquets and other remembrances left for Diana outside the palace. We go to press at 11.
Manky: Sorry mate, the photos all have me in them.
Editor: can you please send across the footage of Daniel Craig and the Queen jumping out the helicopter?
Manky: All I’ve got is some selfies with the chopper in the background.