I would have thought doing it in segments would be even more of a pain in the arse. They need to face facts: the job offers for Mark haven't come flooding in as they'd hoped and it isn't bringing in the money they thought it would, especially once YT has taken its cut. Aside from the usual sycophants, few people will be interested in watching two slobbering unkept dogs run around a filthy kitchen floor, Nadia's father is probably fed up with the unpaid commitment and demands; Maddie has grown up and the unfunny memes just don't work; Kiki along with his other two daughters aren't interested and it's strange that he continues to refer to his mother as nanny Di - especially now there aren't any children about. They haven't got the commitment, work ethic or creativity needed, same reasons Doghouse is also unsuccessful and probably why Nigel Slater refused to do another episode with Mark - a job that I suspect Julia helped Mark get. They truly believe they are the only ones talking about Johnny Depp, they are the only ones doing family film reviews and that their viewing figures are higher than Sky News.
Mark makes mention of Nadia having menopausal ears. Mark encourages Dina to repeat her story of her sharting her pants. Mark asks Nadia if she has ever sharted now. Black cling film for the top. As it squeaks, Mark asks Dina if that was the sound that she made when she sharted. Nadia wonders if she should take her bra off. Dina "Oh Gowd are you ready?" Mark says nipple and they are spreading. They should have taped her tits, but now we get so see her fishing around to push them up. They have a picnic basket on the floor with a neon sign that says "fuck off" on it. Classy. She gets the tits out, totally defeating the exercise. When Mark gets bored of filming, he films the 
. Hunting through the drawers for something and Dina says "if it was my house it would all be theeeerrre." Nadia tells her that the outfit is supposed to be shit and Dina says "not that shit." So 17 mins was spent on that. Ten times he repeats Nadia flicking the hair and walking. Dina cuts her out of the cling film and Nadia says it hurts. Cue Dina ripping the cling film off with more power. The earrings are made into aubergine dip. 
I'd happily take the day off to "watch great chunks of and listen to great chunks" of Mark Adderley being cross examined by the tax man about claiming 15K of theatre and cinema visits annually as expenses against his wife's earnings. Trust me, "painstakingly like a forensic lawyer" I would relish every moment of examining all the highs and lows, especially if he submitted The Weekly Rushes and Popcorn Junkies in his defence. It would be even better if he was made to squirm in front of a jury.
keep watching, mank leaves in her saying the road she lives in, what's opposite, and films street signs, even after she has been burgled.
Spot on Herbert2005
I'm so pleased they're finally expressing their dissatisfaction, Mark has exploited their loyalty for long enough!Sorry all, got distracted by the pesky baby! Anyway, they were saying they are getting sick of the cancelled lives and morning show thing, they hate the new schedule of the Sunday show and were asking what’s happened to the ninja competition and all the in person visits they were meant to do. They say manky thinks the Johnny depp court talks at night are more important than the service they are paying for. Basically they’re fuming with the over promising under delivering for paying subs, they’ve seen the light at last!
Also they’re not impressed with the lack of content and think the channel is sinking fast!
Finally they’re fuming that AG has bought flowers for Nits’ friend and has been asking the other subs for cash, they say they’re gonna have a word with Dina about him…
If only Ladbrokes accepted wagers on this development…we all could have lined our pockets! Sounds like the editing got to be too much for the workaholic…that and they can now get 4 or 5 times the views if they break up each show into five different videos. Call me cynical but that’s got to be a motivating factor. They are desperate for the views.
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there is no point scaling back on the free stuff as that is where they are getting huge advert revenue, if they make free stuff subs only they will hardly make anything with only 58 views
And those contradictions mess with vulnerable genuine people heads who want to lose weight
