Nadia Sawalha #5 when 6 weeks of lockdown gives your house more bacteria than a Covid19 swab

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The title of their live this morning is a bit of a cheek...have they forgotten their girls have been out hugging their mates in the park...they've even had the girls friends over in the garden. Double standards.
 
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Hypocrites i have left a message on their morning live about their girls breaking lockdown rules that they so slate every one else for breaking the rules see how long it stays up .
 
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There are no comments about the girls in the comments...@Susan. They must have deleted it or you're muted. There is a comment about it on the Hello YT page though.
 
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I've never read this before, is it new? Ive looked at their website before but dont remember seeing this. Ramblings of a madperson? Not professional at all! I've never liked Nigel Slater haha.
I have no idea but at least M is being consistent in parading his unprofessional traits.

This one feels a little too close to the bone (Boom! Boom! 🤡 ) ...
'Perhaps we had made a mess in the edit … or tried humping a commissioners leg … or maybe we had (without knowing) bitten the hand that fed us'

And as for this:
'we spend a good amount of our time simply licking our private parts and sniffing each others butts.' WTactualF??? Just because it amused his daughters; I can't see any reason whatsoever for this to be here, there or anywhere. 🤮

Oh, and super-smart M's omission of apostrophes also looks rather slapdash.
Hmm, do you think it might be a cry for help? 🤔
 
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They make me sick with their hypocrisy. Are their daughters exempt from the rules too? The whole family are embarrassing.
 
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This Morning are doing a phone in on Lockdown rule breakers I’m so tempted to get in touch about Nadia and what we know about them.
Maybe they’d be interested to know about them sending the kids and their mates off to the park together with booze..and Mark going the shops every single day.
And Nadia having her parents round her house.
In fact I’d award her the biggest bloody Lockdown Breaker in the country.
U should
Tell us on here what you said maybe they’ll read it too 😉
perhaps they should look at themselves & there children before ranting at other people for breaking the lockdown rules..I see Kiki was taking social distancing seriously judging from the photos she posted on social media & don’t tell me that maddie went to the park more than once & went no where near the 2 week boyfriend

There are no comments about the girls in the comments...@Susan. They must have deleted it or you're muted. There is a comment about it on the Hello YT page though.
Most comments gone..someone said they left a comment then he turned comments off & they were pissed off & he obviously hasn’t a clue what he’s doing..oh he does know what he’s doing he just can’t take criticism & that why they turn comments off. U shouldn’t air your life on social media if u can’t take critism

On insta stories she talking in that pathetic voice & got that poxy grey jumper in again
 
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She’s put making the milkshake from a few days ago on her story. Talking in the stupid baby voice. Surely her LW colleagues think she’s embarrassing
 
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I have no idea but at least M is being consistent in parading his unprofessional traits.

This one feels a little too close to the bone (Boom! Boom! 🤡 ) ...
'Perhaps we had made a mess in the edit … or tried humping a commissioners leg … or maybe we had (without knowing) bitten the hand that fed us'

And as for this:
'we spend a good amount of our time simply licking our private parts and sniffing each others butts.' WTactualF??? Just because it amused his daughters; I can't see any reason whatsoever for this to be here, there or anywhere. 🤮

Oh, and super-smart M's omission of apostrophes also looks rather slapdash.
Hmm, do you think it might be a cry for help? 🤔
he is obsessed withs sexual innuendo's - even Nanny Di said to him once in the garden 'stop your filthy talk, this is a clean space'
why does he think writing that pile of shite will attract interest from tv channels or commissioners - maybe he needs to go into the porn industry!
 
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he is obsessed withs sexual innuendo's - even Nanny Di said to him once in the garden 'stop your filthy talk, this is a clean space'
why does he think writing that pile of shite will attract interest from tv channels or commissioners - maybe he needs to go into the porn industry!
Careful, now. I'm sure enough being a porn 'star' is hard enough. :sneaky:

Right, now that I've hit peak comedy o'clock I'm stepping away.
 
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Just listened to coffeed.....yet again Nadia completely ridiculous.....contradicting herself, virtue signalling, lying. She is a total featherhead. My hamster has a better grasp of current issues than she does! Why does anyone “pay” this simpleton to give an opinion.....LW must be desperate. Stupid and talentless. Stick to bun making luv.
 
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Careful, now. I'm sure enough being a porn 'star' is hard enough. :sneaky:

Right, now that I've hit peak comedy o'clock I'm stepping away.
He is totally unemployable. No decent person would touch him with a barge pole. He is the epitome of a classic self absorbed narcissist.
 
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I skimmed through the live to see whether there was any mention of the fact their own girls had been out and about with their friends. Of course no mention.

However, they did start quoting their sub Xander today and laughably they said "we like to hear other's opinions here". 🤣😂🤣 Well, we know that isn't true.

Mark is unemployable, I get the impression he would be very unrealible and isn't as good as he thinks he is.
 
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I worked in recruitment for 35 years and now 5 years in 5 star hospitality....would not employ either of them ever, and never in a million years would I consider going anywhere near their house. It is a health hazard, mentally and physically.
 
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He is totally unemployable. No decent person would touch him with a barge pole. He is the epitome of a classic self absorbed narcissist.
That's why I don't understand how Dog House Media make so much money. What exactly do they do? At Companies House their filings show that the company makes a nice, healthy profit every year after paying admin costs, operating costs, staff wages and taxes. In 2015 (before any of this manky malarkey) the company had a turnover of nearly 800 grand and after all the costs had been deducted it had a profit of nearly 240 grand. In 2018 the company had a turnover of just over 270 grand and the profit after all deductions was 96 grand. I can only presume the company makes most of the money from things Nadia does - magazine shoots, Loose Women etc and, now, of course, their social media business. I'm sure it's all filed properly and above board and everything but how on earth did the admin costs amount to 386 grand in 2015 and who exactly got that money? Does it include their own wages? I'm lost when it comes to understanding these kinds of finances.
 
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That's why I don't understand how Dog House Media make so much money. What exactly do they do? At Companies House their filings show that the company makes a nice, healthy profit every year after paying admin costs, operating costs, staff wages and taxes. In 2015 (before any of this manky malarkey) the company had a turnover of nearly 800 grand and after all the costs had been deducted it had a profit of nearly 240 grand. In 2018 the company had a turnover of just over 270 grand and the profit after all deductions was 96 grand. I can only presume the company makes most of the money from things Nadia does - magazine shoots, Loose Women etc and, now, of course, their social media business. I'm sure it's all filed properly and above board and everything but how on earth did the admin costs amount to 386 grand in 2015 and who exactly got that money? Does it include their own wages? I'm lost when it comes to understanding these kinds of finances.
Nadia's earnings go through it from LW and other stuff she does - its all under Dog House everything they do

Nadia's earnings go through it from LW and other stuff she does - its all under Dog House everything they do
the company has no real asssets though only £646 so the 76 grand earned they use as a wage for both of them as Nadia is a director too - so basically it is what she earns from LW and mags etc - so not a great deal really compared to others who have media jobs ie. Kaye on Radio Scotland - Jane Moore journalism....

Nadia's earnings go through it from LW and other stuff she does - its all under Dog House everything they do


the company has no real asssets though only £646 so the 76 grand earned they use as a wage for both of them as Nadia is a director too - so basically it is what she earns from LW and mags etc - so not a great deal really compared to others who have media jobs ie. Kaye on Radio Scotland - Jane Moore journalism....
also 2015 aaccoutns will be higher as she was paid for celebrity big brother and they get a lot of money for that
 
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That's why I don't understand how Dog House Media make so much money. What exactly do they do? At Companies House their filings show that the company makes a nice, healthy profit every year after paying admin costs, operating costs, staff wages and taxes. In 2015 (before any of this manky malarkey) the company had a turnover of nearly 800 grand and after all the costs had been deducted it had a profit of nearly 240 grand. In 2018 the company had a turnover of just over 270 grand and the profit after all deductions was 96 grand. I can only presume the company makes most of the money from things Nadia does - magazine shoots, Loose Women etc and, now, of course, their social media business. I'm sure it's all filed properly and above board and everything but how on earth did the admin costs amount to 386 grand in 2015 and who exactly got that money? Does it include their own wages? I'm lost when it comes to understanding these kinds of finances.
I dont understand their finances either..but they desperately need 1.99 a month subs for some reason and are desperate to keep hold of them.

I just think they are scammers..and get off on blagging vulnerable people and take the piss out of all their paying subs behind their backs.
 
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Day 1 and 2

I just worked out how I think these two operate. She wore a Be Kind jumper to spread the message all day. She firmly believes she's a kind person and she needs to remind OTHER people to be kind also.

Tonight they looked like they'd won the lottery, big smiles, chest out, joyfully revelling in a mistake they say someone's made. They bounced off each other with their fast talking, gloating, mobbing, laughing, mocking and combined rage against another human being. They both looked very happy, they smiled, laughed, swore and stuck the knife in. Wow! They were so kind with their words! Not.
It's very very clear that when they have someone to pick on they come together in their element. I bet they've spent all night and will spend all tomorrow revelling in their glee towards another human being.

Day 3 and 4
Mark will take his current high and get higher and higher to the point he's slapping his wife's arse with a kitchen implement, running around, screaming, shouting, sweating, swearing and acting like a 2yr old. This will escalate over another couple of days. Nadia will say how annoying he is 100 times. The children will stand by their dad and mock their mum. There will be lots of sweaty excercise pictures of them both letting off steam but pretending they are doing it to get fit. Amazon will deliver a few boxes. Nadia will bake some Jam Tarts. Nadia will sit with Kiki looking at a book just to make sure we all see she's home schooled.
Mark will go to the shop umpteen times for chocolate and crisps as his adrenaline is pumping so much. The dogs might get taken to the park so Nadia and Mark can criticise other people in the park, observed by them when they are in the park.

Day 5 and 6
There will then be a row, it will last a couple of days more, she will vanish off the live evening vlogs, he will use the channel to share his misery and suffering, his subs will all tell him how wonderful he is. He will do a zoom AA meeting. He will retreat to the garden to sulk during the day. She will vlog from the bedroom on her own and talk about emotional eating and living with an ex alcoholic for the 1000th time. She will lay on the dressing room floor watching Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and fold a pair of socks to de stress away from Mark.

Day 7
They will have made up, lots of hugging, kissing and fawning all over each other on camera. Lots of bum and boob shots, maybe a semi naked shot of one or both of them if we're so lucky!!! They'll show us how they take their herbal remedies that keep them healthy and emotionally stable!
Mark will loudly make and slurp an espresso, Nadia will eat some pringles while she's talking to her subs.
Another shopping delivery will arrive.
The week is over.
Who can they Be Kind to next week???

WHAT A WAY TO LIVE??? But anyone who's watched them long enough will have seen this is exactly how they live most weeks!

(I've deliberately not mentioned the Dominic Cummings issue in the post above as I believe the issue is irrelevant, they are nasty people who mock other people they don't like, be it Members of Parliament, Scientists, Trolls, Simon Cowell, Newspapers and Journalists to name a few)
Brilliant! (From memory ,can`t be bothering anymore) ,it`s them to a T..:). 👏
I wrote a brilliant message on live chat but I’m clearly blocked as it didn’t even show up😏

I’m sure they just sit there in case people forget who they are
no!! there there ,it`s an easy mistake (we all make :)..You just forgot for a moment ,she`s "Nadia sawalha off the telly" ,and he`s her "sooper multi talented cameraman extraordinaire ,film maker (these obvs got lost in transit) ,producer of top vlogs" hubby.`Tis ok ,grab a brandy ,`cos you`ll be reminded very soon ,he`s a recovering alcoholic too (not poking fun at ppl who struggle ,just the number of times i`ve heard this!) ,has all mannrer of issues (number 1 being he`s the off spring of Nanny Di and Benny Hill) ,but will keep you all entertained ..as long as you pay ,and preach about covid rules and regulations whilst showing their own kids breaking them..But...remember who you`re talking/writing about..x

Hello Nadia and Mark?!! Watch from 6.40. :LOL:
All i can think whilst watching is how spotless Coleens` kitchen is!Nadia ,take note!

Threat suggestion.#Mark and nadia do as we say ,not as we do!
 
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