Coffee Moaning for Wednesday. It's early again. Title is "Queen ill, Rugby Brain Damage, Cops & Robbers, Ryan Reynolds in Wales, Brits & Alcohol." Meh.
Mark is wearing a red t-shirt, his LA Dodgers baseball cap and he needs a shave. He tells us his cough is starting to improve. Nadia is upstairs talking to her friend Caz. She might show up. Roll call. He shows us his t-shirt, it is a smoking skull.
What a try hard. Mutters on about what is the space between you and me and then goes on about being too deep.
No fear of that with Mark, he is about as deep as a puddle. The dogs are going off to the vet today. They have seen 3 vets. Someone mentions there is a website that sells Adderley China (probably Replacements Ltd.) and he says he has nothing to do with them, his ancestors did do pottery and one committed suicide, blah, blah. He is going to talk about this on his mental health thingy. Says the psychiatrist plotted his illness from his great grandfather.
Tell us something we DON'T know. Faith want the vlog suggestions on the Community Page and he does it now. At 24 months as a member, you are eligible for a signed, glossy photograph.
Yes, I know you are trying to contain your collective excitement. 
"If you want you can have it large enough so you can kiss luscious Nadia's lips. That's what I do sometimes when she is in the mood with me." Sups his coffee like a perv.
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Early because of half term, builders and the sky glass installers. Aww, he can't find the trolls.
His chest is much better today.
Did he even see a doctor? Welcome Milly Molly. Angela sent them some natural medicine stuff. I dunno what it is. There will be a Community post for the mental health chat. Mark asks chatters how they are. Mark is frustrated that he hasn't been able to workout, mentions body dysmorphia. Tells Gabrielle to take each second as it comes. "Unless you are in a formal counselling session, there is only so much you can do, but it is still important for people not to pretend they are okay. D'ya know wot I mean?"
He thinks that social media helps, "it's like those books of thoughts and prayers."
Mentions his Donlad Duck post yesterday.
If I just help one lonely, sad, desperate person, then it is all worth it, ohpissoffwillya!?! "You have to build a sense of self=preservation."
Talks about being in a low place last evening. He was with Fleur last evening chewing the cud over coffee and wine and peanuts. Cesar says he is waiting for the ball to drop.
(I heard someone on TV say this 2 nights ago. I swear it isn't me, but more and more people do not know their colloquial sayings. It's waiting for the other shoe to drop! 
) "Is that like the microphone drop?" Something is going on with Lesley. Send Lesley a huge hug. "We all sit in the middle..."
The roof of my mouth is itchy and I already took a Claritin. 
Mark talks about cross addiction with his workout regime. Back in a second he says. No one is at the door, so he is back. Sally is having a new kitchen fitted. 16/8 mentioned. Someone mentions SAD.
Get a light to help. Back to 16/8 and Mark says she is NOT ADVOCATING IT, SHE IS SHARING M'KAY? Talk about there not being money to be made of from it. Mark does his Boris impression to annoy us with. Emma is suffering from side effects from new meds. Who is worried about the Queen? Mark is and says there are parallels to when Prince Philip was ill.
I wish everyone would shut up about it. She is 95, given most of her life to ungrateful bastards, leave the woman alone. He think in good spirits is a euphemism. Julia hopes she attends the Remembrance Day Service. Talk about a Prince Regent situation. "I had such a bad night last night." Chatters chime in with comments. Mark talks about Charles getting 15 to 20 years and William will be the next longest serving monarch. Another Bojo impression. Melody says the Queen knows about Prince Andrew's escapades with Epstein and despises the whole family.
Calm yer tits Melody. All this chat about Andrew is just that. His accuser has yet to get anyone on the hook for it and it is her son. Mark calls Andrew a bastard, but what is a mum to do? Mark's nan went on a further 16 years after his granddad died. Claire is having a crappy day can everyone send out hugs.
BOO HOO! WHERE'S MY HUGS AND SYMPATHY? Minky Moo wants the Royals gone and preportional representation and until then, she ain't engaged. Mark says he has a soft spot for the Queen, especially how she dealt with COVID.
Rugby and brains going to mush. Bobby Goulding and others are suing over brain damage. Talk about footballers and heading. Mark tells us about being recruited for rugby in secondary school. Talking about grabbing ears and tearing noses open in rugby. All the players are suffering from neurological conditions.
In hockey, it is only recently they are taking players off the ice if they get concussed. Over to 4G guys. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON GUYS!
Ryan Reynolds went to his first Wrexham game. Mark says to see "Free Guy." Faith says it is much better than Newcastle. Talks about FIFA video game, how he is a fan of the ultimate underdogs. So back when he was at Holland Park, diplomat's kids went to his school. This kid from Iraq called Babaq was getting the beats in the schoolyard by 5 girls. He feels it was a racist attack, he ran in and grabbed him, screamed at them all with a stick and they became cursory friends. Six weeks later whilst going home, he heard this rush and these girls hurled him over a fence into a bush, just missing the spear spikes. "Why am I telling that story? What does that relate to? What was I just talking about?"
I dunno. Ellen says underdog. Yes, he has always rooted for the underdog. "There is nothing scarier than girls attacking you." Talks about how girl fights would need a bigger perimeter of spectators, as the girls locked hands and hair and windmilled around.
"Girls are scary, I tell you." Mark asks if you remember when someone was chasing you at school up stairs and trying to push your bottom forward.
No. 
"If you could almost bottle that sensation, it was quite exciting."
GUYS GROUP HUG IN MEMORY OF XANDER. HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND SOMETHING WILL BE LANDING SOMEWHERE ON THE CHANNEL AT SOME POINT, SOME TIME SOON, HAVE A LOVELY, SEE YA LATER, LOTS OF LOVE BYE! Bye.
correctI know people with similar mental health problems, they do not lament their situation, they do not go about taking numerous sadsac selfies
I was a little forlorn and apprehensive at the time (it was just before my operation) and it really meant a lot to me.