Coffee Moaning for Monday. Hope your weekend went well. Title is "Booster Stress, Broken Hearts, Tribute Bands, Shark Attacks and Newspapers."
They are in their
mini hovel walk-in closet. Singing of Good Morning commences. Mark says he tried to get the papers, but they only had The Times and The Scum at 7 a.m. "Have you put a sweetner in my tea?" asks Nadia Yes. "I never have sweetner in my tea." Nadia notices the mess behind them and gets up to do something about it. She kicks something and then moves the laundry basket out of view. "I wish I could get this room sorted out."
Try picking up after yourself! Chat about Selling Sunset. Roll call. FOLLOW MY FRIEND DANCE YOUR TITS OFF. Mark:"Here's the thing guys, this is a radical thought, there is no contradiction between running a business on social media and not caring or caring for people. Isn't that weird? Isn't that a strange thing?"
Dipshit. Nadia says she doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Neither do I. I read that sentence 3x and it doesn't make sense. He says DYTO runs a business but genuinely cares about you. "Where is PotAMak?"
He is trying to say Potomac (Pa-Toe-Mick) as in Real Housewives of." Nadia says it's in America.
Duh? Really? They are watching Winter House, I haven't been able to get into that one. She mentions them getting off their faces and that is probably why I don't watch. I've seen enough of that nonsense when I was younger. Mark says he lives vicariously through them. Mark says he re-met (non-word) the gingerbread men of Vlogmas. They have been planning for Vlogmas.
Real Housewives of Dubai chat and how there are loads of things not to do there, the shadiness. Mark is surprised that they can to it.
I watch some of these Housewives shows out of habit, but aren't people fed up with rich or faking that they are rich people on TV? Nadia mentions the sheik's daughter in hiding and being detained. Talk of a guy who is in jail for CBD oil. Nadia mentions the time they went to Dubai, waiting at the taxi bay and a local Dubai couple just butt in front of them in the queue. Nadia took umption of course, but another person said to her to let it go, you can't say anything to them.
Another reason not to go. They do random urine tests for weed. Nadia knows some actor who had to stop smoking for months.
Smoking pot in the UK? Isn't it still illegal, but yeah, yeah, the bourgeoise class can do it. Melanie says it is a city built by slave labour and dirty oil money. Nadia says they talked to cab drivers in Dubai about how they got there, having their passports taken away, warehoused in hangars.
Hell, I saw some Canadian ESL teachers looking for an apartment in Dubai, they were being shown around the apartment and asked what this storage room with no window was. The realtor said "Oh that is the maid's room." They just looked at each other with a WTF? look. Nadia mentions a driver saying they were in Dubai and his wife was taken in for wearing shorts. Mark says you have to have your wits about you, not your tits about you.
Trina's BF makes Mamma's Spaghetti, but his own spin on it, she craves it all the time. Nadia mentions Stacey's Joe makes it all the time and drives her mad. "It's the only thing my Mark will make." Mark mentions there is an expat underbelly culture in Dubai and I am like no shit, same in Saudi and other areas in the Middle East. They need our expertise, so they tolerate our abhorrent behaviours as long as we keep it to ourselves. Booster Stress: Confusion over status on the app, regional differences. Hospitals seeing 14x the number of COVID patients compared with last year. Nadia can't believe it. Mark did his own research with graphs and says the cases are lower, but deaths the same. Nadia goes on about the "FUCKING GOV'T" and they say they should have started boosters in July. More blah, blah.
Nadia gets up and Mark says she is looking for her knickers. "No don't say knickers all the time! Jesus Christ!" HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. Nadia sings just show me you like me. Nadia doesn't know how she feels about the booster at the minute. Question: Who has bought into the booster idea or could be the start of every 6 month financially incentivized pharamceutical thingy? Talk about pharmaceutal companies making loads of cash from it all. Joshua had his booster and got just a sore arm. Nadia doesn't want a Pfizer when she has had 2 AZs. Nadia mentions the antiviral drug that kills it dead within 5 days of life. AZ are apparently saying you don't need a booster.
I haven't got a clue at this point. Mark blathers on about this shit and I'm bored.
Maddie, antibodies. Oh Nadia says now she probably will have the booster, but wants to know more about it. Great, we can all sleep easy now.
Melanie mentions that the antibody tests are Big Pharma.
Yeah suck on that Mark!
Leonette 3 says that Toyah Wilcox in on This Morning right now. Mark says to check our her YouTube channel. Shark Attack: British man killed by a Great White in Australia.
Nadia says the only thing they found were his goggles. Nadia's friend in Aus, yes really, says those chain nets for the sharks don't work. "He competed with the Ironman 6x." Createaholic says more people die from bees than sharks and not to vilify sharks.
My sibling, when she was younger, was OBSESSED with sharks. She could tell you all kinds of facts about sharks. I don't know about now. She can probably tell you a shedload of stuff about rose wine though. Ruth says she only paddles after seeing Jaws.
Tina Turner is suing a tribute band. Mark did a pilot "years ago" for a Lincolnshire agency and all their acts were tribute bands. He says he could only see the original band, not a tribute. Nadia scratches and fluffs. Someone says they saw Take This.
Mel loves a tribute band. Another person saw an Amy Winehouse tribute act in Blackpool and couldn't understand what she was singing. Nadia mentions Amy and how she is loved in their home and the Moschino heart bag that was sold at auction 151,00. You know the bloody ballet shoes? They expect 440 pounds for them, they got 14,000 for charity. "There's a tribute band of the Foo Fighters, called the Poo Fighters. Apparently they have got constipation." Can you guess who said that?
Breaking up in The Times and men hurt more in a break-up.
Really? Because I usually see a dude after a break-up with a new chick a week later. 
Nadia says "Oh come on." Mark asks the chatters if that is yes or true. Nadia wants to know how you quantify it. Mark wonders if it is just because women are more mature than men.
It's not all about you Mark. 
Nadia figures women are more able to talk about it, reach out to others, etc., men are encouraged by other men to get pissed and shag someone to get over it. So this study was based on couples counselling sessions and said that men talked more about heartbreak than women. Mark thinks sometimes it's good to freshen things up and not just think of men as arseholes.
Wait a sec, a few weeks ago you said they were. He shows us the mouse for the 3rd time now. Prince Harry told to give up Netflix regarding the Crown. Nadia says he has said he is a fan of the Crown and says it is close to the truth.
He wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the arse. He's a money whore just like wifey. Mark mentions seeing Spencer soon and reviewing it. Talk about Steve Coogan portraying creepy ass muthafukah deviant Saville and Nadia says he looks like Camilla Parker-Bowles.
She hasn't been Parker-Bowles for a while Nadia. Nadia asks if it does look like her. Mark says the BBC have misjudged doing this, but I think they are just doing it to get ahead of ITV dragging them for filth. Anne says the story needs to be told and then Mark says he agrees, but Nadia says we know the story.
So we have to get selective on which stories to do telefilms of? Just don't watch it. Mark doesn't get the fascination with Fred West, yet buddy will watch horror flicks ad nausem given half the chance.
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, Manky gives them pep talks .. 
not surprised I must admit but sure he got his share back 
Alrighty then, here is my first summary since this thread was released from the penalty box. Let's focus on what we are here for people. Title is "Facebook, Menopause, 5 Signs Blood Sugar High, Vending Machines, VAPING & Postcards." 
Kate is getting her HRT today. Talk about the 40 different symptoms of HRT and menopause creeping up on you. Talk about privatizing prescriptions and the cost of a stamp. It's a leap. Mark wants to know what meno and pause mean. I will guess stopping menstruation and Nadia there is peri, then menopause, the postmenopause. Mark thinks the meno relates to the moon. Okay dude. Monica is fed up with other women dismissing its impact. Someone says meno is Greek for period. Nadia says it shouldn't be pause because it doesn't end and I say see my previous comment. 
Yes, I said what I said. I'm not made of stone.