Coffee Moaning on Monday, Mercury is now direct and out of retrograde. So let's see what these two jokers are up to today. Both have their specs on and Nads is reading out a post. It summarize, it's talking about how people are fed-up with the COVID and they are keeping communication short with everyone. Nads has been feeling it the past 2 weeks (Mercury Retrograde). Talking about Boris' announcement. The vaccine has reduced hospitalizations in Scotland of over 80s by 85%. "Variants are struggling to get a foothold...what's not to like?" Yeah, so they are beaming today. Nads:"I feel really hopeful, I went out and there are lemons on our tree." (Pics or it didn't happen.
) "I sat and looked at the lemons and said 'What the
duck?' Lemons have grown on our tree.
I practically felt pregnant!"
(How about you go and suck one Nads?) Mark says he doesn't want to piss on her parade, but there have been lemons on that tree since they were given it. "Oh. Did they arrive with them on?" Mark:"Yes."
"I have seen them before, but I was just taking it in." (How does she function exactly? If her head wasn't attached to her body...) "I felt fecund."
Hello Louise Plumpton. Nads instructs the newbies to wave so they can welcome them. (
Welcome to the Shitshow, we have got no shame, we're in our 50s yet perpetually adolescent and Mark's jokes are lame, the house rarely gets cleaned and blagging freebies is the name of the game...
) Emma Gallimore. Mark leaves
Nads says she was in a good yesterday and carried over to today. "I feel hopeful, I really do. We are going to be able to go to Greece, if we want to." Mark is back. Mark:"Have they confirmed that?" Nads:"Yeah." Mark:"No they haven't." Sharon Smallwood on list. Sandy Gee is feeling more positive. Mattie one of the producers on Loose said to Nads that he is an "empty vessel of nothingness... with zero joy and zero hope." (Yeah it sucks, but life can be worse.) "Isn't it amazing how the weather helps?" Someone asks why BoJo is making us wait till 7 p.m. for his news. Messing with the camera. Schools going back to school March 8th (They opened schools in Quebec last week and some kid got COVID and the school is closed.) Bringing up Israel stats. Nads asks Mark to say statistics. Chat about the house being quiet when Nads wears her Airpods. Nads was listening to John Campbell last night. Mark:"Quelle surprise." Chugging of coffee. More and more good news. Mark chats about the minority groups not taking the vaccine. Nads gives the member's code for Art by Box. "Everyone has to calm down with their expectations today" says Nads. Mark says it will be attitudinal.
(You know, I don't care that it is in the Oxford Dictionary, it just sounds made-up. What is wrong with the word
attitude?) Talk about the poor yoofs. "Our girls could go out, could go out to a bloody party." (Hasn't she already?
) "The thought that Maddie could book a festival...ohmygawd, my heart aches for her." Mark goes on about Maddie not a being able to experience the luxury of going to a nightclub or a pub.
BOO HOO.
So, have you ever been nervous during a job interview? (Yes, duh.) Well Nads has some advice. Say to the person who is interviewing you "Wow! I feel really nervous" with a big smile on your face. You get it out and it shows that it means something to you to get this job. (I like going to job interviews for shits and giggle myself. WTH WOMAN?) "I started to use that, probably in my early 20s and I have ever since, I don't make it up..." (Wooo and look at you now
) "It is a 2 way street, you are having a look to see if you like them as well, don't give them all the power." Happy Birthday Caroline. 10th anniversay of the Christchurch earthquake. Anastasia has been bumped up the vacc queue because of her BMI and feels guilty, what with the hatred spewed online towards fat people. (GET OFF THE INTERNET! Are those people paying your bills? No, so they can suck it.) "It makes me so bloody cross." Nadia suggests consulting with her GP for long term support. Mark talks about the chatters. Lee Peart has seen the road map and can't cope. Nads tells Lee the summer will be ours. "Look for little moments...so it doesn't blow up again." More talk about the yoof and inability to just meet 1 person.
Zoe can't go home, because N.Ireland has gone back intoa 9 week lockdown. Vaccine and gratitude chat.
Archie Clarke can't feel positive with the schools opening, because people won't follow the rules. (I hear ya) Nads says you should have the choice to send you kids back. Karen worries about another variant in summer. Mark doesn't think there will be anymore variants in summer. Nads says better days are coming, JUST LIKE MADDIE'S SONG. Happy 16th Amelia. Julia O'Neil is eating Activa and taking vitamin D. Nads:"Guys, look after your gut." Nads tells Mark he has a terrible gut. Mark:"Thank you very much. I wasn't even saying anything and you attacked my gut." Oh Lord they are hugging.
YEAH GUYS, SUBSCRIBE IF YOU HAVEN'T SUBSCRIBED. Mark says they are going live after Boris' announcement. Kerry is 7 years sober today.
Nads tells about a Twitter post a woman who was 30 yrs sober, split photo, one side sober the other had that one drink and looked like
tit. Nanny Di has been sober for 6 years, thanks to Lizzie. Nads says she is in admiration of Nanny Di. Mark wants everyone to congratulate her, says her hears are burning either because of this "or books are falling on your head."
Mark down Anabella who is 3.
LIVE LATER, VLOG LATER. Mark was struck by Lee's response to the announcement. Nads is thinking about Titty Gritty and her situation. Nads doesn't want another lockdown, so wants caution. Mark says its a slow unfurling. Xander says that Boris is worried about what happened in Sweden. Nads:"What happened in Sweden?"
Mark suggests calling the chat tonight a Night Shift. Nads is jealous of Australia and NZ because they are vaccinating now.(Umm aren't you vaccinating in the UK? WTF WOMAN?) Mark:"To temper that, we are the envy of the world."
Nads is all like "Gratitude
gratitude
" OKAY GUYS, HAVE A LOVELY, LOVELY DAY. DELIA SAYS HIT THE THUMBS UP BUTTON. Warning about singing. Four welcomes, 3 bd. Happy Birthday Caroline. "Bye Tim, enjoy your shopping!" Happy Birthday to Amelia. Happy birthday to Anabella who is 3!
"Welcome Laura Davis, welcome diddle-lee do, welcome Laura Davis... "I need to do a poo." "Maaark why did you have to do that?" "I was at a 3yo's birthday party a minute ago." Welcome Anna Wright, never wrong, always right, Anna Wright. Welcome Emma Gallimore. Welcome Sharon Smallwooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. "Alright shut up!" Welcome Xan Gorts. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL AND THE NOTIFICATION BELL. THANK YOU RASPBERRY MOJITO GIRL FOR THE CARD. Someone sent Nads the Joie de Vivre sweatshirt she is wearing. Rich Morris welcome. If anyone feels they have been too avuncular about Boris they will be discussing him during the live tonight. (OOh I can't wait.) Later!!!