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Okay it's Coffee Moaning time! Mark wants Nads to do a live in her bra.
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Well, he is not wasting any time today kids. Nads says she missed you guys. She did members live last night. Nads says Mark looks very nice. Traffic chat, took him forever to get to Nanny Di's last night. Eireann is apologizing for comments yesterday, thinks she is the one who set Xander off.
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No, just Xander being himself I think, can't control the chat. It was like a mini coup yesterday.
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Nads cooks for her parents. I will just leave that there. Talk about missing family members, not being able to have them for dinner. Rian's husband forgot her birthday yesterday, so Nads is singing HB to her, calls her hubbie a poo. Mark apologizes for husbands everywhere. Nads let off a noisy sneeze. Someone said they don't like rainy days and lockdown, cue Mark singing now. Mark was on the verge of a panic attack last night. Marks thanks for the good wishes. Talk about the Modern Parent podcast. Quasi roll call. Nadia has had enough of the Xmas decs up now.
News chat: Pfizer reduction. Nads shows us her cockwomble mug. Apparently the US talked about ordering vaccines, but didn't actually order them. Cue Nads feeling sorry for the USians. Dr. Natalie wants a news-free Coffee Moaning. (Didn't I tell you yesterday that some subs seem to be dictating the show?
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) Nads suggests a news-free Night Shite. Skye Elise is asking if she had the chance, would Nads trade in Mark for John Campbell? They are getting a bit bold now. How to Stay Married response on struggling in lockdown with your partner. COVID CHAT. Airborne vs surface transmission. Joe Wicks' fartgate. Mark says he doesn't know why that makes him laugh. (Please, we weren't born yesterday.) Joe Wicks' torn ligament chat. Tracy saw the Greece Vlogs, loves Nads' sunnies so much, she is getting the same ones! "You're my influencer." First argument about Nads touching the screen. Mark: "If you do it again I will chop your fingers off!" Nadia: "I thought it was there, I know you move it across,
you are very annoying." Mark: "Not have as annoying as you." OOOH!
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Dear oh dear. Samantha gets a HB sing. Hannah wants a shout out because she is isolating due to COVID. (These shout outs...
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME!
)
2 thumbs up baby thinks Mark would make a hot baldy. Chat about the cow/goat bell, Nads doesn't like it. Cow bells in 70s funk music. A former gf of Mark's said he was like a goat . (No, goats are cute.) She apparently called him a mountain goat because he was a SLAPPER! The Diary of Mark Adderley, The Drinking Years. Nadia left the live. Mark: "Why does she talk when she is off camera? She works in television and she talks off camera, it is infuriating." Nads: "They can hear me." Nads is massaging a chicken apparently. Sarah Doolally asks if they got their boiler fixed. It was someone's dog's birthday, they are going to break the rules: Nadia sings Happy Birthday to Marley
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with a bowl of yogurt. Did you watch LW and the dog that does press-ups? Boris saying there is a spring after Easter. What a
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. When does spring come chat. Now, you might say to yourself spring comes March 20th, says so on the calendar. Nads says (with a mouthful of yoghurt) when the lambs come and that is before Easter. She does know that Easter moves around right? Whitty says spring lockdown will loosen. "What?" they say. Is he on E? Is he on the gin? Ashley leaves chat, bye Ashley! Nads is eating Greek yogurt, low sugar granola and blueberries. She thought she was going to pass out if she didn't eat. Noisy eating chat. Nads: Someone at work has a husband who slurps, he suggests she go to a therapist. Mark says go out of the room.
Nanny Di does irritating things with food. Trip chat. They went to the south of France years ago (nice, not Nice
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), rented a farmhouse that was inundated with chipmunks
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. I thought cute, but NO! They were in the rafters, looking down on you. One of them
tit on Fleur's bed! They complained to the owner who said (Now picture Nadia impersonating a Frenchman) "This is the countryside." Mark says they were classic urban Londoners "There are creatures in the loft!"
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Nads told him you need to put in your advert that you are going to have rat-like things over your head.
Just when you thought he had gone on hiatus, Xander is back. Makai was worried about him, asks if he is okay.
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Here we go, wisdom from Maddie via Nads. "I have learned from all these lockdowns this year, that the worse thing for me is to be told something good is going to happen. I am better being surprised. I don't want to hear that it is stopping in spring." Wow! The bubble of life has been burst for the yoof. (Welcome to our world.
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Does that sound cynical?) Nads says "I think she is kinda right."
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Damning with faint praise. Hair poll chat. Lost signal. They are back. So, poll Nads or Mads chops his hair. People say if we want to see it on the Vlog, then Nads has to do it. Nads suggests getting a hairdresser on the live to instruct Nads on how to do it. Back on wifi cuz the feed is blurry. Someone says watch a YouTube Tutorial. Another says I saw the swear poll not the haircutting poll, where is it? Mark says sorry, he only did it for members, he will do another one for everyone. School voucher debacle. Nads asks if they are worried about buying stuff other than food.
Mark plugs "Shuggie Bain." Nads says Shuggy Bairn.
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It has been optioned for TV. Nads talks about the History of Swearing with Nicholas Cage. Mark says watching this will "elicit the respect of your kids." Okay. Thanks to those who bought their homeschooling book and the 5 stars. Talk about trolling reviews. Mark goes off to get more coffee. Bridgerton chat, when are they going to see the next episode, not in the right mood. Mark has to edit, edit, edit. Nads has to make a chocolate cake. Why are they cancelling flights after a year. Warning, they are going to sing now. Nads tells Mark you can't combine songs. Mark threatens to walk off. Oh gawd, she is slaughtering Kate Bush again. Does she not know that Kate Bush as a wide and varied catalogue to choose from?
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And as if to perfectly bookend this live Mark says "Show us your tits again."
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Have a great Saturday/Caturday!