Great work back at you
notSUBmissive
To be honest, I was so horrifed by what I dug up this morning - inc the sensory abuse that was the Star Wars documentary - that I didn't even scroll down past page 6. Thank you so much for posting the final page which itemises their accounts. In one of my recent posts I said something about being blown away evey time I have a little dig.
This Is Beyond Tattle.
Β£14K on the cinema.
That is
half the national wage, before tax. I'm sorry but I am also a South Londoner with Picturehouse membership - I was going to post the price of annual membership but they appear to have mixed things up since lockdown. Even though I still have 2 free tickets and can walk to my local Picturehouse, I wouldn't dream of going at the moment. We're all still in the middle of a global pandemic and there's more than enough for us to do and watch at home.
There used to be an annual family membership but this appears to have been replaced with Membership Plus (Β£88.40). Both entitle you to 8 free tickets and Β£2 off every visit to any London PictureHouse without a paying a booking fee. Of course, there's also student membership for full time students who can show ID. Sadly, that rules Maddie and KiKi out despite the cinema being their classroom.
There are / were also free Sunday morning screenings and Β£5 mystery films - ideal fodder for the Popcorn Junkies.
These accounts make absolutely no sense, esp as they were filed around the time they started their
bleeping family YT channel: Aug 25, 2014 when poor M took on the burden of editing their vlogs every day. They would literally have to be in the cinema with Di, Betty, Teddy
and Tariq + a vat of wine (coffee
s for M) and a large popcorn each on repeat 24/7. From what I've seen, even N rarely joins in with the cinema. Her wearing that plastic face shield for their recent cinema visit with Maddie's boyfriend, like the attention-seeking
twit she is, stood out because it's usually M on his own or with Maddie or Di. N's more likely to view shite TV from the comfort of her sofa / on her phone in bed, where she can itch her vag to her heart's content. The cinema is v much M's domain; unless there's a premier and photographers on the red carpet with N's estranged sister's ex-boyfriend dong his best to avoid her at the end of it.
Earlier in the year I started this course at their local cinema:
https://www.picturehouses.com/movie-details/027/HO00010507/introduction-to-film-and-psychoanalysis and even that was Β£70 for 6 weeks. Really good value but we only had one week before lockdown kicked in and were refunded in full. Even if the SwadderEleys claimed for refreshments (which are extortionate but they'd get 20% off) to sate the gluttons within, how the
duck did they spend Β£14K on the cinema in one year!