Guys, I did poorly - the ninja took me by surprise so my pan related guesses fell to the wayside.
Guys, I did poorly - the ninja took me by surprise so my pan related guesses fell to the wayside.1. Say the steak should be at room temperature or it will 'seize' (usually with a hand motion to demonstrate this). 2 points. 1 for steak at room temp, 1 for mention of seize.
2. Says to put the oil onto the steak, not the pan. 0 points. didn't realise it'd be a ninja ad.
3. Says to make sure the pan is sizzling hot. 0 points - ninja.
4. Mentions that we don't want the steak to 'steam'. 0 points - ninja.
5. Says not to move the steak while it's on the pan. Double points if she blames that on 'men' again. 1 point - she says 'men will love this' when talking about the fact you don't need to go near the ninja while it cooks.
6. She does that stupid thing with the potatoes where she runs a fork down them. 0 points. Potatoes actually require to be chopped unevenly with a blunt knife.
7. Uses too much oil and/or butter (but that's a given). 1 point - potatoes soaked.
And after all that they didn’t bother to show the cooked steak cut through for more than a second - and it looked pretty rare even though at the outset she said she was aiming for medium rare. Really effective ad there.Guys, I did poorly - the ninja took me by surprise so my pan related guesses fell to the wayside.4 points!! Even Nadia could count that far.
I noticed that! That'll be because she put the tiny thermometer right into the end of the steak, rather than into the centre. That part will obviously get to a higher temperature faster, and the whole steak will then register as being done too early.And after all that they didn’t bother to show the cooked steak cut through for more than a second - and it looked pretty rare even though at the outset she said she was aiming for medium rare. Really effective ad there.
Yeah, but that’s how these things are done: pros fake smile, non-performers are nervous. They should get an iron, though.Nah, he was twitching away and she was fake smiling all the way through
Yea, the join time was 4 something am...I read it wrongMine said 6:13 am
For me the time ppl post is irrelevant, I never even check. But that post stood out to me as out of the ordinary. Then looked to see if they'd posted or liked anything else here and saw the time. We all know Mark doesn't sleep so I was more suspicious when I saw the time. I have about 4 pages to catch up on so it could turn out to have been proved not to be Mark. I don't care one way or the other.I often post in the early hours. I didn't know there was a tattle lexicon. I thought anyone could write what they liked about social media influencers on tattle? I've also been accused of being M / N - can't remember which. I've always assumed M's on here most of the time anyway, along with N, the kids and definitely Denise Welch.
I've always thought that - Mark only wants people he can manipulate.reading the live chat. looks like anyone intelligent gets banned and comes here. lolololol
And then there was Sharonica saying over and over again “I NEED YOUR HELP URGENTLY.” As well as the daft one asking how to cook a pork chop.strange messages flying about during the live whats for dinner am i the only one that finds it strange that xander gibb either wants to know or already knows where lee peart is going to move to in grimsby ?.
Or am i missing something? Curious? you bet!
ThanksFor those who didn’t catch M&N on ‘Lorraine’
Oh i think we,ll find they have a lot more in common with boris than they would dare to imagine! You see its all about finding that magical balance between lives ?(marks version of lives is filming nadia either drowning something in olive oil or overheating her ninja but heyho!)and livelihoods (in marks case he,s still trying to find his?).I hope they are listening to Boris.
No, I don’t think they do.I mean I don’t want to put the thought in people’s heads but do you think they do still have sex? He seems permanently gagging for it.
That’s clever, I didn’t know you could do that!If you click on the blue bird logo it takes you straight through to the entire thread on Twitter - you don't need to have an account to access it.
Apologies @kais93. I didn't realise you'd already said, 'My precious!' Great minds think alike
I don't understand why they have to go away to have sexThey really get on my nerves, they keep taking about Kiki being an August child. My child is an August child, never experienced the things they talk about, every child is different of course but she uses this a lot in one of the reasons they homeschool. They also keep taking about the world homeschooling, we crisis schooled which is very very different!
No. Only when they stay at a hotel for the night and even then I can imagine Nadia falling asleep before the deed.
That was me being a dozy sod, I watched it and knew they were at the hovel not the studioThere was no-one backstage only two dogs and they were busy chomping their oesophogus.
she has said on LW that they used to put loud tv programmes on when they had sex when the girls were little to drown out the noise they made during doing the deed, maybe they make lots of noise so cant do it at home now the girls are older and wandering around the house???Apologies @kais93. I didn't realise you'd already said, 'My precious!' Great minds think alike
I don't understand why they have to go away to have sexHow do other couples manage? I don't have children so privacy has never been a problem for me, but a lot of people don't have nights in hotels and they seem to manage. If he's such a 'hot husband' why isn't she more interested in sex? I find that side of their marriage really odd
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