I have to say.You are certainly giving the voice of reason a good airing?
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Yeah, it was coffee boring this morning!
What an image. Just had to get the brain bleach out for a post on another thread. Going to need a bigger bottle.
oh no, i can see her now saying in baby voice that she loves her two beef patties covered in special sauce. WE WENT TOO FAR!Ha ha. Big mac is that a euphemism?!!!
did you hear the science is for boys for comment with the ninja? SUCH A FEMINIST......
.... I read an article by the set designer and set dressers of 'AbFab the Movie' and apparently Ninja refused to allow them to put any of their products on the set of the kitchen because they didn't want to be associated with Edina Monsoon. Oh the irony
The third person in their relationship = Maccie D
their fast food intake is definitely an obstacle to intimacy.Along with the vats of healthy fats, the bulbs of garlic and constant power games around food - a source of constant bickering.
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So now they have downgraded and given this dirty, ungrateful witch their products. I was going to buy one of their cookers but they can shove it now..... I read an article by the set designer and set dressers of 'AbFab the Movie' and apparently Ninja refused to allow them to put any of their products on the set of the kitchen because they didn't want to be associated with Edina Monsoon. Oh the irony
If it was Nitty that did Mank’s make up for the interview this morning - there’s a career as a mortician waiting for her when the media bubble bursts.....
the sexist part of the ad. i'm sure there's a law against sexist ads now, so we can report this one too! lol. remember whenever she talks about a prevailing sexist attitude in society it's normally her own attitude she is projecting outwards: seems like one slipped out here.
yeah just remember for every purchase of a ninja a percentage of what you spend goes to giving this woman a freebie or paying her to do an ad with a ninja. I've actually been put off a lot of another type of a product by the amount of freebies they give out to a couple of gimmers.
OK people always say that made me spit my drink out - I didn't have a drink but laughed out very loud and frightened my hubby to death.
Someone asked in the comments if manky could use a tripod when filming the cookery vlogs because with the camera swaying it's hard to watch, his reply no sorry it would make it too boring. Sorry to disappoint you manks but it's already boring, very boring!
. Sorry to disappoint you manks but it's already boring, very boring!Hahaha I'm surprised he never sd he's an experienced camera man .....slipped up there eh MankySomeone asked in the comments if manky could use a tripod when filming the cookery vlogs because with the camera swaying it's hard to watch, his reply no sorry it would make it too boring
I couldn't care less either. In fact if he is here slagging himself and nitty off he would only be doing it because in his pea-sized brain he would think he is confusing us. That won't happen but I am starting to feel a little bit left out that no-one has accused me yet of being manky maybe I should START writing LIKE THISI personally couldn't care less if Manky pops up on here in disguise!... everything we talk about and mention is free for debate.....Unlike there vanilla channel!...
M is such a bleeping arrogant keyboard warrior. After this morning's jittery performance on Lorraine, we all know that he'd crap himself if someone gave him constructive criticism face to face. xx
As for the 'action'? What action? From what you've all described, N sliced potatoes and stuck a thermometer into a piece of supermarket meat, badly. She placed both ingredients into an overpriced #gifted sandwich toaster and made a basic salad. I'm assuming nothing was cleared up as she went along. If there was singing / dancing / any other performance element I appreciate the fact no one has mentioned it. M then ate his undercooked dinner, giving some to the dog he likes.
As, they've said before, this is the future of entertainment. I reckon if it remains this 'action'-packed Rupert Murdoch will be on the phone to the toy cave putting in an offer to buy their family YT channel.
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i agree he looked like a grown up version of eddie from the munsters!Poor guy the receding hairline and boderline comb over didn,t do him any favours either!
I have to agree though it was the ahem liberally applied pancake makeup similar to something actors would wear (like something from the silent screen era) that really did it for me! I will never again complain about him being unkempt of having a how shall we say natural glow!
No go au natural mark because the alternative is not good! It looks forced and as if he was wearing too tight shoes and they gave him a pained expression!
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Poor guy the receding hairline and boderline comb over didn,t do him any favours either!
I have to agree though it was the ahem liberally applied pancake makeup similar to something actors would wear (like something from the silent screen era) that really did it for me! I will never again complain about him being unkempt of having a how shall we say natural glow!
No go au natural mark because the alternative is not good! It looks forced and as if he was wearing too tight shoes and they gave him a pained expression!
Whilst we all know those Crocs remained wedged to his trotters, M definitely looked 'pinched'. I reckon it was as result of having to conform for 5 minutes of his life. All those little things that little people do every day to pay for their little lives: shower, wear something (semi) presentable, run a comb through the hair, eat breakfast before work, fit in with someone else's schedule and expectations, prepare, refrain from swearing or saying "poo, bum, willy". I really don't know how us little people manage.
Meanwhile, Overlord AdderEley usually rises at 10ish every day and plonks himself in front of his laptop. He rants about the society he makes no contribution towards for half an hour, before rewarding himself with an espresso and a wank. No wonder he was so out of sorts on Lorraine.
And me!
Haha. A few more tips: 1) confuse the words infer and imply; 2) mention your almost PhD level education; 3) complain about Nuddya’s singing and your poor reformed mother; 4) pepper your statements with references to trolls; 5) talk about your latest man-crush Xander the one-man-media-band, who displaced Josh Brolin’s chin; and 6) a new addition to the repertoire, talk about concrete and other science-y stuff.I couldn't care less either. In fact if he is here slagging himself and nitty off he would only be doing it because in his pea-sized brain he would think he is confusing us. That won't happen but I am starting to feel a little bit left out that no-one has accused me yet of being manky maybe I should START writing LIKE THIS
.Bless his little cotton socks! It just doesn,t suit him i,m reminded of that fast show sketch suits you sir! I bet he was desperate to add some double entendre,s but had to forcibly rein himself in! Now that he finally had a chance to wax lyrical about his magnum opus honey i home schooled the kids only for mummy (nadia) to spoil it by actually being a professional and knowing how to speak to an audience! (the audacity of that women!) I can just imagine him pouting afterwards and skulking off to his man cave and playing with little yoda and his man toys! His imaginary audience/social circle
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