My Solo Journey to Mom #21 Pays no tax, drinks Pipsi max. Lives in the nightie isn't momming solo mighty!

[GossPots]

How is the girls being in creche 3 or 4 days a week better than her working 2 days a week for the hse wotj a stable income?
Wasn't that the whole idea of her leaving as she didn't want to leave then 2 days? Funked into creche now any chance she gets

 

[Sher90]

Lads I can’t cope with this mornings question, knew she’d be quick to potty train and no way would she do one at a time.

 

[squeezycheesy]

Is she going potty training? Oh for gods sake! That’s the end of the limited days out for them now. Finding toilets out and about would tip her over the edge. She’s away with the fairies. She’ll have them moving out of the house soon. And then herself and her mam and dad will be empty nesters. Oh sorry the mam and dad will NEVER be empty nesters.

 

[GossPots]

Those nappies eating into her Pepsi money

 

[Noseymc123]

Sure creche do most of the training as they in it Mon to Wed and then one goes in on Thursday.She do it one less job for her to move off the couch

 

[Ruby1]

I can just imagine her specialised ‘advice’ on potty training twins. She will know it all. And then we will have the run down of availability of public toilets (a bit like the parking space fiasco)

 

[GPRena]

I can just imagine her specialised ‘advice’ on potty training twins. She will know it all. And then we will have the run down of availability of public toilets (a bit like the parking space fiasco)

She’ll think she’s Lisa Patront Saint Of Toilets soon

 

[nasa5]

Ayda is handing you a nappy because she knows if she doesn’t you won’t change it, she’s the girls in drenched nappies half the time.. I’d say they’ll be happy to be potty trained and not have to wait for their lazy mother to change their nappy. I hope to God Lisa gives them some privacy and doesn’t use this for content, if she has pictures up of ‘big girl knickers’ or them on the potty, blurred or not, I’ll think she half knows the only audience that would appeal to and I’ll be messaging her to let her know just that.

 

[catchinguphere21]

No.... Ayda is just telling you in her own little way of how uncomfortable her full wet/soiled nappy is, after being on her for 12 hours a day!!!! Lisa you are a lazy idiot if I ever met one.

 

[cantinfluenceme]

Ffs my 15 month old hands me a nappy after he does a poop. And he's about as ready as a newborn to be trained.

 

[OA1]

She actually thinks her 2 girls are geniuses
She would want to get a proper job now to save for their college studies

 

[Rebel in the Kingdom]

Wouldn't you be wrecked from constantly eye rolling at this one if you were her sister. She's just looking for validation that they are advanced.
Guess what Lisa they are normal.

 

[nasa5]

Wouldn't you be wrecked from constantly eye rolling at this one if you were her sister. She's just looking for validation that they are advanced.
Guess what Lisa they are normal.

Imagine what she’ll be like when they’re in school

 

[PandoraSkye]

You know what Lisa? Go ahead.

Try and train her, it’ll be absolute golden content…I can just imagine her huffing and puffing… imagine when they’re out and she has to squeeze into a public toilet…
I’d give it 1 day or less of cleaning up accidents and washing clothes/carpet/chairs she’ll be out on a dive to the nearest supermacs by 5 o’clock..

Poor Ayda though will probably suffer because she’s not ready, she’ll regress big time and bully Lisa will probably give her a toilet phobia..

 

[Like_Literally]

Since someone said they got the ick by the way she says "and", it's now all I hear eeaaannnnddddd
Sorry eta to cover her face

Image of the penguin from Batman

 

[OA1]

Her stories are going to be gone because it's 24hrs ago. But basically ita a summary of Lisa.
Anyone can do the online course once they pay, no regulation in the area, No previous childcare experience needed , no house calls, desperate parents 4am searching for a sleep solution etc

 

[nasa5]

Her stories are going to be gone because it's 24hrs ago. But basically ita a summary of Lisa.
Anyone can do the online course once they pay, no regulation in the area, No previous childcare experience needed , no house calls, desperate parents 4am searching for a sleep solution etc

The fact people are willing to fully take on fairly serious advice in regards to their kids AND handover an extortionate amount for said advice all from someone who did a few hundred euro course is baffling to me, although I do sympathise with new parents who are in the depths of sleep deprivation and feel they’re doing something wrong and think Lisa or any other of these scammers is giving them some type of lifeline. Google search will give you the majority of what Lisa is going to advise, speak to your PHN or GP, friends, family, anyone but Lord don’t spend money lining the pockets of the likes of Lisa

 

[#transparency]

Her stories are going to be gone because it's 24hrs ago. But basically ita a summary of Lisa.
Anyone can do the online course once they pay, no regulation in the area, No previous childcare experience needed , no house calls, desperate parents 4am searching for a sleep solution etc

Who is this please.

 

[OA1]

Who is this please.

Sorry, she's kelly

 

[Ioweyou]

It will be a tit show and next thing she be coming on saying she's going to be doing a course on potty training. Like I said before it will go from Lisa's little sleepers to Lisa's little shitters