My Solo Journey to Mom #18 All the piipsis drank and messing with her wee wee tank!

[Lovelula]

I watched some of the live back....Michelle gave her a gushing introduction like she was amazing.and then the camera connected to her and she was like one of the guests from Jeremy Kyle
The hairband belongs in the local dump and she should have made an effort with her appearance but I dont think she came across too bad...she seemed perky and spoke better than she does on her stories if that makes sense...she wasnt stuttering or dragging her words.

 

[wineandcrackers]

“Sometimes when you’re out for the day, you have to just go with the flow”
She says after telling us she has collected the girls to get them to nap in the car, before dropping them back to the same friend, to mind them for another few hours… 🫠 Lisa, that is the opposite of going with the flow! This wan couldn’t go with the flow, with regards to their sleep, if her high blood pressure sausage fingers depended on it.

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

Now, do you's think she means false lashes? If the nails are anything to go by I'm excited to see her with her lashes on, juno.

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

So she can have nails again because she's "self employed" I hope none of ye employees are thinking of getting yere nails done, according to Lisa Limpet it's only for self employed people

 

[Ellegee]

How did they nap in the car then if they won't sleep anywhere but the cot ? She makes no sense. Makes it up as she goes along this one.

I think they’ll Power Nap in the car which means an earlier bedtime later. Other than that they won’t sleep anywhere apart from a cot(or so she says)

 

[Littlewhiteflowers]

She will add on an extension to the parents house. The likes of her claim their parents house and have no intention of moving out.

The brother will probably move out as soon as he can and Lisa will implant the last embryo and then claim that bedroom aswell. The other siblings will have no chance Lisa will take over the whole house and that will be the end of it

 

[ploddertoo]

I wonder has Pippa withdrawn her services if her friend is minding them today.

 

[Ellegee]

I wonder has Pippa withdrawn her services if her friend is minding them today.

I’m sure poor Pippa is stuck with them for the weekend while she’s at the Hens

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

So she can have nails again because she's "self employed" I hope none of ye employees are thinking of getting yere nails done, according to Lisa Limpet it's only for self employed people

No no, you mustn't listen carefully to sleepy Lisa, she was "cutting her cloth" , juno, she gave great advice on how she gets by and how to survive when you give up your well paid full time job and live in yer Ma's gaff and claim the social and get free creche places for de twins, so you cut your cloth, if that makes sinse. So by making a deal of getting them done now shes self employed she implying she's earning enough.
Terrifying that there's people out there who would take this gobshites advice.

 

[blinkllama]

What your joking?! so someone was babysitting them and she collected them to drive around so they could nap and then she’s dropping the girls off again to the same person when they’re finished napping?!! Sorry if I picked that up wrong

Yep that’s exactly what she did what the hell?

 

[stoplying]

Did she talk about the milky mate?

Not at all she mentioned a twin feeding pillow that was her life saver to hold a bottle in each hand

 

[nasa5]

Not at all she mentioned a twin feeding pillow that was her life saver to hold a bottle in each hand

Holding a bottle in each hand was such a piss take, her selective memory is worse than her admitting she used the milkymates because if she admitted it at least she’s owning it and maybe even giving the impression she sees no wrong in it (hard as that is to believe) but by deliberately failing to mention it shows she knows it wasn’t right to use them, that it was both dangerous and lazy and yet she used them regardless

 

[Thumper]

Holding a bottle in each hand was such a piss take, her selective memory is worse than her admitting she used the milkymates because if she admitted it at least she’s owning it and maybe even giving the impression she sees no wrong in it (hard as that is to believe) but by deliberately failing to mention it shows she knows it wasn’t right to use them, that it was both dangerous and lazy and yet she used them regardless

Such a good opportunity to be real, say she was knackered, it had seemed harmless but on reflection it wasn't worth the risk, but sure we're all learning.

 

[nasa5]

Such a good opportunity to be real, say she was knackered, it had seemed harmless but on reflection it wasn't worth the risk, but sure we're all learning.

Absolutely, I could respect that. Pity she choose to rewrite history

 

[memyselfi]

The nails like pigs trotters

 

[Ellegee]

Not at all she mentioned a twin feeding pillow that was her life saver to hold a bottle in each hand

The twin feeding pillow that she used for non contact bottle feeding even when she was only feeding one. I thought that was bad enough but then the milky mates appeared.
When I think of the hours I spent cuddling my babies during feeds, the little hands clasping my finger, stroking their super soft little cheeks, tiny little nappy bum resting in the palm of my hand. It’s time we never get back, it’s over in the blink of an eye & she missed every second of it because for some bizzare reason she thought having them propped on a cushion while she held on to the bottle was better I’m so happy to have those memories

 

[Pandakitten]

I like how the Instagram subtitles wrote Ayda as ‘Aid eh’

 

[nasa5]

I don’t and won’t ever condone the use of milkymates, I mean they looked like they’d come from a Romanian orphanage in the 50s but her reasoning for using them wasn’t even well intended because surely the reason for them was well one pair of hands and two babies but in that case she’d have only ever needed one for one baby while she fed the other herself? Horrific lack of care and laziness from the beginning

 

[Ellegee]

Still hasn’t found her overnight bag I guess a changing bag is an improvement on the centra bag she brought on her last hotel stay.
I’m assuming this means she still hasn’t cleaned her bedroom after all this time

 

[Darkside]

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