My Solo Journey to Mom #18 All the piipsis drank and messing with her wee wee tank!

[butterfliesandrainbows]

A couple of weeks back I got a quote from this guy that did Lisa’s playhouse/swing set. Exact same set only I asked for extras of sandbox & climbing wall and quote was €2100 - so I’m guessing this cost her maybe €1700 …..

Easy to afford 1700 though when you basically live rent / bill free , if we didn’t have a mortgage to pay here we’d be loaded each month! If we only had groceries/ esb we’d be comfortable. I don’t think the money is coming from the sleep business it’s more social welfare/ single mother ( by choice of course )

 

[leahpatterson]

Could she not have made an effort dressing those girls? Big baggy ill fitting jeans and an old t-shirt on them. Like mini Lisas’s.

 

[Emermarie]

Jesus Christ this one needs a serious ride for herself… how boring can you get . Mother of god !

 

[nasa5]

Scarlet dumping the kids to be babysat for a few hours and having to go back mid away through so she can drive them around in the car in order for them to nap before dumping them back again.. I mean this is a sleep coach that looks for hundreds of euros for copy and paste Google advice yet she couldn’t leave them at a friends for a few hours

 

[MarsBars]

Why did she bother having kids? Moan, constant moaning! She's a boring sad old bint! My heart breaks for her babies. She's so lazy!

 

[Beddy]

If only there was some way you could make it so the child’s name appeared on her lunchbox….. instead of expecting everyone to always remember that ‘hazels is pink’ The buzz she’s getting off the child having food intolerances gives me the ick big time

 

[GossPots]

Is it a gifted playhouse? I just can’t imagine her paying for something outdoors for them because I can’t imagine her out there watching them play.

As above, this is for Lisa to sit in if she is going to be forced outside in summer.

ayyyyyyddaaaaaa bring it to Mammy in her house, hayyyyzilll Mammy is in her outdoor house, bring pipsi to Mammy

 

[leahpatterson]

That is a seriously packed lunch box. You just know they are going to end up overweight kids god love them.
She’s definitely on some sort of weird high over the child’s ‘allergies’. Lisa she’d not allergic she’s intolerant at most. Sue Dan house is jumping on this allergy bandwagon too
I don’t think Lisa will be happy until she has an epipen for one of those girls.
Also yesterday she made some comment about not buying dresses for the wedding yet , she’s hoping the weight will magically fall off. If she actually made an effort and got out power walking , no pipsi and no bbq pulled pork she might drop a dress size and narrow down that arse chin.

 

[Teacherbeacher123]

If those kids are in bed at six she would have time to repaint her parents house in the evenings as a thank you for upending their entire lives. She’d have time to go to a circuit class, she’d have time to walk get them shopping . Wash herself and straighten her hair any evening! She’s just a bone ass lazy child herself rubbing sleepers out of her eyes as her mmudder does all the laundry.

 

[PandoraSkye]

I hope she doesn’t sit that way on the couch when she’s wearing her granny nighties..

That’s one way to have the room to herself I suppose..

 

[Lollyloulou]

She's actually charging €149 for an additional week if the 2 weeks you've paid for hasn't worked So you pay €349 for 2 weeks WITH support of voice notes and texts or €199 for 2 weeks with NO support apart from her copy and paste info she will send.. and when that doesn't work you pay her another €149 for a week!!! Deluded.

 

[CheesyMarmite]

I saw my brother being led towards the front door of a shop by a stranger when he was 2….nothing happened, thank god we got him back before the woman took him out of the shop, but it’s enough to give me worries. Especially as it can happen so quickly! He ran to the end of an aisle and was gone by the time we got there. My mum was terrified taking him shopping for years after that and blamed herself for getting distracted for a few seconds.

I have used a harness for my daughter in busy areas and had judgmental looks, but I don’t care as long as she is safe!

 

[Kodi]

If they go to sleep at their usual time Saturday(7pm) & wake up the usual time of 6.30am, it'll be 7.30am Sunday instead cos of the clock change. Whats the big deal?

Saturday is the big day lids. Lisa has been training for this all year. Are parents all over Ireland going to be up the walls on Sunday night because they didn't adjust bedtime & nap time like Lisa? Will RTÉ be at the O'Halloran residence Sunday morning to pat Lisa on the back & get an exclusive interview with Irelands top sleep consultant? Will Lisa finally get her Blue Peter badge? The bottles of pipsi will be popping in celebration if she pulls this off lids.

 

[butterfliesandrainbows]

remember this?! The most pointless tv appearance of all pointless tv appearances she looked rilly rilly tormented

 

[Tiggers_news]

Not surprised but she hasn’t yet shared that the long anticipated website is now live - https://www.lisaslittlesleepers.ie/
Wonder if she’ll bother to announce who won the competition, or will she forget to announce a winner like the last few

Already starting with lies, ‘discovered I was having twins!’ You mean implanted twins against family & friend’s recommendations!!!

 

[Sweetnessandlight]

She'll wing dinner because she's giggle giggle self employed, working from home. Sweet jesus. First off she'll be collecting Hazel or Ayda(will never remember which is which) from creche so could pick up something then and secondly the house is full of adults. What are they all having for dinner? The shite she comes out with.

 

[Ellegee]

Wondering where to go for an allergy test for a toddler. What are the chances it’s dust and/or black mould? Hazel ticks a lot of boxes for it.
I don’t think even that would entice them to clean the place

 

[sron]

Re. Hazel’s “allergies”.. if there was a genuine issue with the child, CUH wouldn’t have discharged her. They’d be referred her from neonates to paeds to find the issue.

The hospital discharged the twins. Lisa did a reel to celebrate. Then a week later, she claimed Hazel was diagnosed with allergies. It doesn’t quite add up to me…

She reckons she was 'fobbed off '. In other words, they didn't tell her what she wanted to hear. If her child had actual intolerance or allergies, she would know all about it.

 

[Pandakitten]

Well.f**k me pink she must be making a killing at this sleep crack

She has hardly any bills though. Lives at home, free childcare, triple (I think x3 for twins?) children’s allowance, probably working family payment. She only needs to make a bit of pocket money to justify sitting at home all day with the laptop open and the glasses on. She’s not making a full time salary to cover actual real life expenses.

 

[woopwoop]

Anyone else think Lisa is literally about the money with this new business? She doesn't call the 15 min call "a consultation", she literally calls it a free call. Yesterday she said she wouldn't recommend the 349 if the 199 suits better. She literally refers to it as the price of the package!