My DH is out tonight, he says he’s seeing a local band with some friends but obviously he’s sneaked off to see his gay lover. If I was a true mumsnetter, I’d have installed a tracker on his phone, and started a thread about my (not really) suspicions. I could get 3 threads out of it before breakfast tomorrow.
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Mr B is sat right next to me watching the England game, but I know he is only watching it to have geigh thoughts about those handsome, athletic men galloping around with their powerful thighs and massive dongs.
Same. Although I got the “loss of privileges thing” as well, which just made me stop wanting, asking, or getting attached to anything as it would just be taken off me.
I never even did anything “bad”. It was just kid tit where I didn’t think things through, and it was more my mums frustration that she’d have to stop what she was doing and come and deal with me.
What would have worked with me is actually talking to me. I was a fairly clever kid, type A, and I just learned mistakes were bad and people would get angry with me. It would have been better to explain that yes, people make mistakes, but that’s how we learn, and it will be forgiven and forgotten by them long before you do.
I remember being slapped hard, on many occasions. I do not recall what any one of those slaps were for. My mum used to treat us as a funny anecdote- ooh yes, I slapped you so hard I left handprints on your leg!
He'll be walking like John Wayne in the morning bless him.
Same here. AND he was at the cricket last night. I am literally drowning in the testosterone addled vapours pouring off him
Bet I know where he keeps his cricket bat.
Nah we use that to beat the kids with
Missed that this was in the gardening section at first and assumed it was an enormous bulbous growth hanging off someone's clit or summat
ETA was still gonna click on it, wasnt interested after that
ETA was still gonna click on it, wasnt interested after that
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So if I go out for dinner twice in one week, I would feel ‘unhealthy’ if I didn’t regulate afterwards with a few days of only clean eating. - A Mumsnetter
It’s just the usual level of hypocrisy over there. Spend your entire pregnancy avoiding caffeine - the pregnancy you didn’t contemplate until you had a house, a six-figure pension, X, Y and Z, EBF, BLW, fretting about Montessori nurseries, wooden toys (not fun colourful plastic that beeps) and “non-gendered” clothing, exposure to culture - but it’s also OK to smack your kid up (cheers Keith!) the minute they don’t respond in the manner you’d planned for.
In that instance, it’s absolutely fine and “we all do it”.
Have a Greek yoghurt during pregnancy and they all act like you’ve been chowing down on polar bear livers.
I observed many years ago that the ones which adapted well/better to motherhood were those who had pets - I.e., we’re used to coming home from work and someone else’s needs coming before your own.
“Yes I hit you darling, but look at my pension!”
In that instance, it’s absolutely fine and “we all do it”.
Have a Greek yoghurt during pregnancy and they all act like you’ve been chowing down on polar bear livers.
I observed many years ago that the ones which adapted well/better to motherhood were those who had pets - I.e., we’re used to coming home from work and someone else’s needs coming before your own.
“Yes I hit you darling, but look at my pension!”
Someone wants to wait a while to book in annual leave for the rest of the year and not book it all in now. Someone replied...
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I hate everyone equally on this thread including and mostly the HUBBY that shows up later to put his side across
My only saviour is this one
But tbf I only made it about 2 pages in before I started tying my noose and eyeing up a high spot to jump off
That’s the thread where the hubby 
lay down on the neighbours’ patio for FIFTEEN MINUTES whilst trying to encourage their cat to come back. Apparently the neighbours found this behaviour creepy and objected strongly.
lay down on the neighbours’ patio for FIFTEEN MINUTES whilst trying to encourage their cat to come back. Apparently the neighbours found this behaviour creepy and objected strongly.It's one of those situations where absolutely everyone involved is a bleeping weirdo. Apart from the cat.That’s the thread where the hubby
That cat saw its chance for escape and took it, not even dreamies were gonna lure that bleep back
I found €1 in a drawer yesterday. I’ve set it aside for a bag of Lays when I go on a Dallinclusive next month because I’m a big fatty who also buys snacks from the shop despite the many buffets on offer.
You can’t go to DEurope without buying Lays, it’s the law.
Someone is being sniffy on a thread about Molly Mae. Delia Smith indeed. 
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