I only need one lick of one jelly baby a year to sustain me you big old fatties x
I like the haribo strawberries that are in the white packet that they sell in Poundland l, not the jelly ones but the small red squishy ones. You can almost feel the fillings appearingThese poor blokes really can’t have anything can they
I don’t like the fizzy ones because they make my teeth furry but I could absolutely smash a whole tub of normal haribo in one go
The only person I knew in real life who was like that, was a former manager who was batshit crazy. She was classic mumsnet - her job was in the £60-70k ballpark, she lived in a posh village and had 2 strapping sons in the Navy. She once brought in truffles from her holiday, and offered them round the office saying 'just take one each please'. Then went back to her desk and said 'I'm going to lock the box of truffles in my drawer so you greedy piggies don't eat them all today, you can have another one each tomorrow'.What is it with the competitive eating, what do they get out of this? I notice it with many influencers as well, either boasting about the massive salads or the minimal amount of a bleeping gummy bear they manage to heat before being absolutely filled to the brim.
I don't know anybody in real life who would go on and on about that? Sure, I myself don't like jelly sweets myself that much, but give me crisps or a croissant or chocolate and you better bet I eat it. And they even do the same about the eating habits of their strapping sons and birdlike daughters. Are they projecting some sort of eating disorder on them? That would actually be pretty nasty for the kids.
There was a thread on that very subject once, asking why people didn’t read the thread properly before commenting. It got a few backs up. So many of them apparently ‘don’t have the time’ to read a thread properly because obviously they have such busy lives with the very important jobs they do well then don’t bleeping comment at all then. They think their opinions are so very important and that everyone needs to hear them.It is so infuriating when people don’t read the full thread. Someone’s given an update on a work grievance to say it’s all finalised and people are still commenting with their advice
my workmate used to police the treats and lock them in the cupboard. Myself and another spent ages trying to bust the lock one day, we were convinced everything was going to end up out of date.The only person I knew in real life who was like that, was a former manager who was batshit crazy. She was classic mumsnet - her job was in the £60-70k ballpark, she lived in a posh village and had 2 strapping sons in the Navy. She once brought in truffles from her holiday, and offered them round the office saying 'just take one each please'. Then went back to her desk and said 'I'm going to lock the box of truffles in my drawer so you greedy piggies don't eat them all today, you can have another one each tomorrow'.
When we ate a chocolate orange in the office at Xmas (between 6 of us) she exclaimed 'have you managed to eat it ALL in one day?'.
But I thought the old lady dropped it in the ocean in the end…There’s another show me your engagement/wedding rings thread and one user appears to have fished hers out of a shipwreck
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That looks like something removed from a gallbladderThere’s another show me your engagement/wedding rings thread and one user appears to have fished hers out of a shipwreck
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Thought they were all size 8s?Half the people on those threads need to get their rings resized as they look way too tight for their fingers.
i also love how the usually the owner of the ugliest ones say how cheap their ring was and it doesn’t matter because its about what it symbolises, obviously you have to say that cause your ring is tit.I know beauty is in the the of the beholder and all that, but those rings look they were dug up in an archeological dig. I’ve never seen such ugly jewellery in my life.