Yes! DF is the one that catches me out all the time. I always read it as father in the first instance and I get more and more wide eyed reading through a post until I realise they're talking about a fiancéOr DF for either friend, fiancé or father. It adds to the confusion if they don’t specify which it is in a deliberately vague OP and you wonder why they’re shagging their dad. Or GP for either grandparent or doctor. Just fucking type it all out, especially when the OP is 50 paragraphs long!
Exactly.Especially when the D whoever is quite obviously anything other than darling.
Or when they do ‘D’H to denote that they’re pissed off with him. It takes longer to put the quotation marks in than it does to just type husband.Exactly.
And sometimes it's so ridiculous 'my dd had her bff over and they had a row and the bff's ddad was annoyed and he brought along his ddog and the ddog bit my dd.'
I need to lie down in my dbed after writing that.
I'm CONVINCED they're all like Amanda from MotherlandAnd of course someone has bragged about having 'swishy' hair. They're obsessed with swishy hair on there.
They like to believe they are but the reality is likely closer to Liz or Anne.I'm CONVINCED they're all like Amanda from Motherland
They like to believe they are but the reality is likely closer to Liz or Anne.
So weird, do their en suites not have doors? Not like there’s just a crapper out there in the open, spraying poo particles on your smudged dressing table mirror with every flush.Dh etc I can understand as it’s an abbreviation.
but Dhorse, Dpony, DAunt, DUncle, Dfish wtf. The point is to make it easier to type, not add letters and look ridiculous.
And yes, make it clear what your Abbv. Means at the start of the post!
The clean freaks that get me are the ensuite ones,“how grim having a toilet in your bedroom”. Then either ban their poor dh so it stays pristine, refuse to poo in it, or get rid in favour of a walk in closet.
You and me both!Already mentioned I know but I used to wonder why they were annoyed with their doctor (GP) for not wanting to mind their children.
loving this reply to OP saying “I can’t believe in this day and age the school have put me in this position!”
"Santagiveyoursackawash" goodness me they're hilariousloving this reply to OP saying “I can’t believe in this day and age the school have put me in this position!”
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Plenty of pit hair to swish if their personal hygiene is that lacking. Does this somehow link in to the collective Mumsnet "Being obsessed with cleanliness is SO working class" thing?Load of mingers on a thread saying they only wash their hair every 7 to 10 days. Sure it might not get greasy, but it's still dirty and it must surely smell?
And of course someone has bragged about having 'swishy' hair. They're obsessed with swishy hair on there.
That top reminds me of the old Kappa tracksuits with the poppers up the legsHad to laugh at this from the what are you wearing thread. The dog is thinking “clean the bloody mirror”.
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Imagine storming off in a huff and getting your sleeve caught on the doorknob in thatHad to laugh at this from the what are you wearing thread. The dog is thinking “clean the bloody mirror”.
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Dog is also thinking - I know it’s Joules but WTF am I wearing…?Had to laugh at this from the what are you wearing thread. The dog is thinking “clean the bloody mirror”.
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He/she/they (DDawg) is also wondering why they're dressed in Hilda Ogden's old housecoat.Dog is also thinking - I know it’s Joules but WTF am I wearing…?
Further evidence they all live on new build estates too, and not ramshackle country cottages in the home countiesHad to laugh at this from the what are you wearing thread. The dog is thinking “clean the bloody mirror”.
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