How heavy would someone need to be to damage a fucking car?
Is it Noddy with her teeny tiny car? If so, then anyone with a BMI of over 26 (i.e. morbidly obese) will cause severe damage to the ickle car.Does he damage the office furniture? Damage the toilets? Cause the floor to collapse? Then he won’t damage the car.
Obviously she tells him that since she shagged the entire Band of the Household Cavalry* in the back of her car** when her DH was away on a stag weekend her husband doesn't like men anywhere near her car. She tearfully admitted her perfidy and begged forgiveness, and because she is very tiny and size Miniature French,and he accepted it was his fault for neglecting her for two days, he forgave her, but now he won't let another man even look at her car, never mind get into it, and as he knows she particularly loves a chubby, he would probably kill the colleague - likely on one Friday evening on his (husband's) way home from his MMA session. So no. He can't have a lift.More fat shaming
She should just admit that she doesn't want his sweaty arse in a confined space with her.Does he damage the office furniture? Damage the toilets? Cause the floor to collapse? Then he won’t damage the car.
I think this is a troll. The (f45) bollocks is a Reddit thing. Can't say they don't know their audience...More fat shaming
Wrong brother.Or a hint of Gravlax? A subtle aroma of smoked salmon loitering around the royal willy?
Fat colleague wrecking the car is a repeat theme. I think it's possibly the same person as fat relative/neighbour damaged my suspension/sofa/picnic bench. I definitely remember this sort of thread coming up before.More fat shaming
That M(35) F(30) thing annoys the living shit out of me for some reason.I think this is a troll. The (f45) bollocks is a Reddit thing. Can't say they don't know their audience...
Well it's rarely relevant, for a start. Who cares about anyone's age or sex in a made-up story about a fatty in a car? The only figures we need are the ones to show how hugely, metal-bendingly, car-destroyingly blobsome and disgusting the fictitious fatty is. They've made him a man so they can't just say he's a size 14.That M(35) F(30) thing annoys the living shit out of me for some reason.
Of course she had to tell everyone it’s the US. She’s just salivating waiting for someone to tell her how brave she is “because GUNS”. Everyone in the hotel will have GUNS!!! Her problem is her husband is fucking lazy. If he wants the trash out of the room, he can take it. The US is no more a foreign country to the UK than Ireland is.I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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Why on earth is she terrified about that? My middle kid has just got back from 10 days in Portugal and Spain on his own, obviously I was shitting myself with fear as he is only 26, just a mere baybeeSome melt is terrified about her son going to tenerife with his girlfriend.
I won't say my thoughts on this!
Maybe she’s worried he will mix with the poors and eat too many carbs at the AI buffet.Why on earth is she terrified about that? My middle kid has just got back from 10 days in Portugal and Spain on his own, obviously I was shitting myself with fear as he is only 26, just a mere baybee
Those fuckers want to make up their minds, either they want their kids to fuck off at 18 or they want to install a tracker on their adult kids in case they fall prey to people traffickers
Or the ever-present worry that he will get abducted whilst walking down a hotel corridorMaybe she’s worried he will mix with the poors and eat too many carbs at the AI buffet.
That’s only dangerous in America because we are a “foreign country”. And we have GUNS! I wanted to reply to her that next time she is forced by her lazy husband to do something as dangerous as walking along the corridor in a Marriott she should let me know, and I’ll escort her on the perilous journey with my Glock.Or the ever-present worry that he will get abducted whilst walking down a hotel corridor
The worst thing that’s going to happen to that kid in Tenerife is running out of beer money.That’s only dangerous in America because we are a “foreign country”. And we have GUNS! I wanted to reply to her that next time she is forced by her lazy husband to do something as dangerous as walking along the corridor in a Marriott she should let me know, and I’ll escort her on the perilous journey with my Glock.
I’m more Huge Judy than Judge Judy.Ok @bread-pitt Now I'm imagining Judge Judy doing commando rolls down a corridor with an uzi
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