I was listening to the Smartless podcast the other day and Jason Bateman says he's literally not put a brush through his barnet since he was a teenager and he has a fabulous head of hair!Ah. See. I may well have missed out on the lifelong teeny tiny gene. (FTR, I did)
HOWEVER! I was blessed (as are both sides of my family) with the FABULOUS HAIR gene.<flex, flex,FLEX!!>
I can literally sleep the night, get out of bed and have no need to brush or comb my hair. It is exactly as it was when I went to bed. I use no products beyond shampoo and conditioner.
It's theonlyfeature that draws positive comments from others i.e. I am never seen with a hair out of place!! Even when I go swimming, get out of the shower, or am caught in the rain .... it still looks FABULOUS.
Obvs, I ignored the entire Sex-Hat chat on the other place and when it drifted over here.
Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh
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I guess Jason just used his fingers to Gzuzh it up during those times?
I have no idea if the word Gzuzh exists beyond my mind but it sounds and looks like I want it to!!
I have no idea if the word Gzuzh exists beyond my mind but it sounds and looks like I want it to!!
On a thread about a school mum being rude to the OP, this is someone’s suggestion for how she approach it. I’m sorry but if someone tilted their head and stared at me, I would think they were insane. All it needs now is a tinkly laugh!
yup! no self awareness at that point, lol.
I can't wait to go on my AI holiday and be pissed from the min I arrive till I leave.
I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
If someone said that to me, and I had meant to be a massive witch, I would just say "well yeah, obviously".
And then what huh? What would the MN do? Cry I assume.
You can take the boy out of Eton, but you can't take Eton out of the boy.
Wonder what mumsnet made of last nights election debate….oh one of them has called Thatcher - thatch! That’s enough MN for me today
This has actually made me LOL, which I never do in case I wake the cat or scare the neighbours <not an mnetter> She's actually serious isnt she?I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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Sob and shake and curl into a survival ball.
Why have they gone away during term time? Tonight should be a school night and that child should be fast asleep after learning a few irregular Spanish verbs! I NEVER let mine break their routines for something as frivolous as a holiday, and little Chlamidia and Benecol always spend at least an hour each day chanting their maths homework in Latin before learning a New Fact and translating it into Japanese.I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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Children need boundaries and routine.
Why can't your DH take the rubbish out himself? - personally I would LTB.
THIS is my new insult to allSob, shake and report you to D101, all whilst staring at you, I should imagine. It’s the only appropriate response.
I love it when someone isn't getting the answers they wanted
Apparently you must be disabled if you have fake grass and pavers 🫠
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If someone did that to me I wouldn't be able to stop myself from bursting out laughing at them. Then I might inquire if they were having a stroke and should I call an ambulance
They seem to regard staring at someone as being the ultimate putdown, whereas those of us who are capable of normal human interaction, would regard someone staring as a sign of the onset of an illness. Ru ok hun? would be my response.
Well this is completely normal isn't it
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