bleeping terrifying! Who has the time for this level of thought about a photo of someone on a train?
Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh
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My thought is ‘I see he’s gone First Class’.
It appears that even the Royal Family isn’t adverse to a cheeky Facetune.
Willy looks like a prematurely balding middle-aged man who wants to be anywhere other than sat on a train having his photo taken.
Hint of gravitas? Really?
Hint of gravitas? Really?
More like a hint of wind
I remember when he was shitting his nappy and screaming his head off so much his poor mum had to stick her pinky in his gob.
Gravitas indeed
Gravitas indeed
He does look as though he’s taking a stab at Joey Tribbiani’s smell the fart acting.
My first thought in this was ‘why does he need assisted suicide? Are things that bad at the top?’
and then I realised Gravitas is not Dignitas.
and then I realised Gravitas is not Dignitas.
R U OK hun?
Or a hint of Gravlax? A subtle aroma of smoked salmon loitering around the royal willy?
There’s a poster on there wanting to LTB because she heard DH whispering under his breath that she’s a bleep after an argument. Surely muttering insults under your breath and giving your beloved two fingers when they turn their back is one of the small joys of marriage?
Especially in B&Q with a queue of witnesses
OP now being snarky at anyone who says yes she is being OTT.I’m pretty risk-averse in my parenting, but WTF?
OP needs to stop reading so many of those crappy 99p Kindle thrillers
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It's IKEA for us!Especially in B&Q with a queue of witnesses
'Cumsluttedness' and 'well fitted full cup bra' make me think this is definitely a man enjoying stories about young girls
That’s vile and needs flagging!'Cumsluttedness' and 'well fitted full cup bra' make me think this is definitely a man enjoying stories about young girls
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We’re always insulting each other, we don’t even bother whispering
More fat shaming
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How heavy would someone need to be to damage a bleeping car?
Does he damage the office furniture? Damage the toilets? Cause the floor to collapse? Then he won’t damage the car.
The posts are OTT, but OP is a weird witch who thinks everyone is jealous of her for some reason.‘Colleague has said I'm vain a few times’ on AIBU has attracted an impressive swarm of some of the cuntiest specimens mumsnet has to offer. Wringing their hands to smithereens because op puts a bit of makeup on in the break room. Multiple cat-bum faces have called her common. And then we have this absolute foreskin parcelView attachment 2990193
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