Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

[Serene Serena]

I know! My M seems really boring now.
My only problem is finding someone as devastatingly gorgeous, teeny tiny and young looking as me.

It’s got to be a picture of Noddy really, hasn’t it?

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Lol which dragon was it, I missed that.

Deborah Meaden.



[not really. I have no clue ]

 

[Miss Begotten]

It’s got to be a picture of Noddy really, hasn’t it?

Oh yours is That woman is a goddess

 

[Serene Serena]

Oh yours is That woman is a goddess

I love love love Nessa.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Ooh you've all changed!

 

[50degreesnorth]

Serena is 100% Nessa, always on about her outing hobbies - her cloak, her tools, Dave’s Coaches, salads.

On the topic of retro yoghurts - blast from the past is hazelnut yoghurt from Tesco finest. Currently on special and so nutty it’ll wrench your fillings out.

<cries on dentist answerphone>

I should be so lucky to look like Regina George - but think Gwyneth Paltrow… in Shallow Hal.

 

[Brandshinynew]

duck me, I'm glad I'm not the only one with spidey Noddy senses.

On mumsnet when she was spitting feathers about the tiny car I took the gentle piss with a French quote before the thread was deleted.

I got a long pm from her which I thought christ thats a bit intense but didn't reply.

She then popped up here with a cute username and appeared very popular so I thought my spidey senses had deserted me.

What did she send by PM??

 

[pommynoir]

hope people don’t think I look like my profiler, Jesus Christ

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I do however notice the usernames and anyone who has a "face" in their picture this is immediately how I imagine you to look...
Personally my faves are @50degreesnorth @Geetbo @bread-pitt and @Kikini Bamalam

My new one is an accurate representation of me surrounded by my low carb low UPF diet recommended by Biwi

 

[Freda Fandango]

What did she send by PM??

I wouldn't disrespect her by copying it here, but basically there were a lot worse on mumsnet than her, which to be fair is true, but in my years of using forums I get antsy when folk take light hearted stuff to PM.

Just had a feeling not 100 percent

My pic is very boring but lovable black lab. I don't want to put my photo on as no one will believe I'm 67, I keep getting asked to audition for Love Island

 

[Brandshinynew]

I wouldn't disrespect her by copying it here, but basically there were a lot worse on mumsnet than her, which to be fair is true, but in my years of using forums I get antsy when folk take light hearted stuff to PM.

Just had a feeling not 100 percent

My pic is very boring but lovable black lab. I don't want to put my photo on as no one will believe I'm 67, I keep getting asked to audition for Love Island

Nah I hate it when you comment and then you get a PM. Keep it on the boards.

 

[Cinnabun]

Got deleted for calling an hole an hole. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.

 

[50degreesnorth]

Got deleted for calling an hole an hole. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.

Service is universal.

 

[mindlessness]

I like one of the responders in the financial abuse thread telling the OP to 'pull your socks up'. Haven't heard or read that one in a while!

 

[CrimsonCountess]

This has to be a contender for the most pointless thread of the day. What a load of unnecessary waffle

 

[cat_follower]

I am honoured by this thread title, I’m going to celebrate with a banana and a jizz parcel, oh they do keep me young

 

[daisybrown]

This has to be a contender for the most pointless thread of the day. What a load of unnecessary waffle
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What relevance is most of that post to the actual question!

 

[Codiaeum]

I am honoured by this thread title, I’m going to celebrate with a banana and a jizz parcel, oh they do keep me young

If you're brave, you can use the banana's skin to store the jizz.

 

[Samf2020]

I am honoured by this thread title, I’m going to celebrate with a banana and a jizz parcel, oh they do keep me young

When will I ever learn not to eat and read this thread, bananas are the devils work and the jizz parcel image is not helping me hold my lunch down.

 

[holasun]

I really did hope we'd left jizz parcels behind in the last thread.

My profile picture is far more beautiful than I. But I absolutely have Tina's charisma, elegance and awkwardness.

Also LOVE Matt Berry and Ruth Jones.