I just read that and thought "What 6 figure job can you get that that doesn't require being able to write a grammatical and coherent sentence?" Unless it's her husbands massive salary of course.
Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh
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Imagine your husband earning £300k and shopping at ASOS! 
Fair to say money can’t buy class.
I did like Noddy, but her stories were becoming more of a stretch and if just a quarter were true then she’d have been easily identifiable. Teeny-tiny autistic massive earner big gorgeous hair fake tits footballer shagging Dubai holidaying party girl from Hartlepool. Can’t be *too* many of those about. Although tbf she did go from alluding she’d shagged a dragon to lap-dancing Keanu reeves in 0-60 - next stop would’ve been claims she’s princess Kate.
Fair to say money can’t buy class.I did like Noddy, but her stories were becoming more of a stretch and if just a quarter were true then she’d have been easily identifiable. Teeny-tiny autistic massive earner big gorgeous hair fake tits footballer shagging Dubai holidaying party girl from Hartlepool. Can’t be *too* many of those about. Although tbf she did go from alluding she’d shagged a dragon to lap-dancing Keanu reeves in 0-60 - next stop would’ve been claims she’s princess Kate.
Lol which dragon was it, I missed that.Imagineyour husbandearning £300k and shopping at ASOS!
I did like Noddy, but her stories were becoming more of a stretch and if just a quarter were true then she’d have been easily identifiable. Teeny-tiny autistic massive earner big gorgeous hair fake tits footballer shagging Dubai holidaying party girl from Hartlepool. Can’t be *too* many of those about. Although tbf she did go from alluding she’d shagged a dragon to lap-dancing Keanu reeves in 0-60 - next stop would’ve been claims she’s princess Kate.
Poor Biwi, her bootcamp has been the source of much amusement over here.
I typed that whilst eating a banana yogurt.
Where did you find your banana yogurt? Are you in the UK?
I know I haven't had one for years. I really fancied one after seeing that post.
I feel like I catch up on the thread in bursts then kind of skip over a little bit so probably missed most of the Noddy posts that made others ignore her.
I do however notice the usernames and anyone who has a "face" in their picture this is immediately how I imagine you to look...
Personally my faves are @50degreesnorth @Geetbo @bread-pitt and @Kikini Bamalam
I do however notice the usernames and anyone who has a "face" in their picture this is immediately how I imagine you to look...
Personally my faves are @50degreesnorth @Geetbo @bread-pitt and @Kikini Bamalam
I eat neither bananas nor yoghurt (no weird diet here, I just don’t like them) but in the name of research - you can get them in Asda
I would love @Kikini Bamalam to look exactly like that ( maybe it's the real one)
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Why thank you! I definitely have the Judge Judy eye roll perfected.
She's a horror isn't she.
Do you use it most days when reading mumsnet?
That financial abuse one cannot be real. She is a bit fecking loopy. He is abusing her because he wont pay all her bills and dares spend some of his own money on himself.
Shw is getting her begging arse handed to her.
Shw is getting her begging arse handed to her.
duck me, I'm glad I'm not the only one with spidey Noddy senses.
On mumsnet when she was spitting feathers about the tiny car I took the gentle piss with a French quote before the thread was deleted.
I got a long pm from her which I thought christ thats a bit intense but didn't reply.
She then popped up here with a cute username and appeared very popular so I thought my spidey senses had deserted me.
On mumsnet when she was spitting feathers about the tiny car I took the gentle piss with a French quote before the thread was deleted.
I got a long pm from her which I thought christ thats a bit intense but didn't reply.
She then popped up here with a cute username and appeared very popular so I thought my spidey senses had deserted me.
Aldi’s Brooklea range
It's true, I do look like Brucie. I certainly have the chin for it and quite the bushy sideburns which I lovingly comb out morning and night
(It's actually from Toast of London, I am a massive Matt Berry fan)
I’m going to change my profile picture to a face now. Let’s see who I can pretend to be
I know! My M seems really boring now.I’m going to change my profile picture to a face now. Let’s see who I can pretend to be
My only problem is finding someone as devastatingly gorgeous, teeny tiny and young looking as me.
I'm a bit in love with Matt, I re watched Toast very recently and had forgotten about Kikini. I don't want the new series of what we do in the shadows, cos then it's done foreverIt's true, I do look like Brucie. I certainly have the chin for it and quite the bushy sideburns which I lovingly comb out morning and night
(It's actually from Toast of London, I am a massive Matt Berry fan)
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