Get a non-slip mat to go in the bath, Dumbo!This poor woman, I feel so sorry for her I just don't know how she copes. She is soo teeny tiny that she can't use her bath properly
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Talk about a First World, size French problem.
Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh
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Talk about a First World, size French problem.
I take care to wax and bleach my hole and then attach myself like an anemone for zero slippage. Also have my 10m swimming badge so quietly confident.
I bet she has a 6ft+ strapping DH and son who will then be cramped up in said bath. But it's all about her.This poor woman, I feel so sorry for her I just don't know how she copes. She is soo teeny tiny that she can't use her bath properly
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That is quite the image!
Wouldnt a smooth, bleached bumhole have a distinct lack of grip? Surely a bumhole which has been left au naturale ( comme les françaises ) would give you a bit more purchase?
I’m overthinking this aren’t I?
I was going to say “what are showers you absolute melt” but then I realised she might actually be washed down the plug hole being so teeny tiny.This poor woman, I feel so sorry for her I just don't know how she copes. She is soo teeny tiny that she can't use her bath properly
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I wonder how literal children manage to wash but she can’t
My recent All Inclusive was 100% fabulous. Food was varied and delicious, sunbeds available whenever you fancied a doze in the sun/shade, there was help yourself beer, wine, sangria and cocktails (unfortunately I had to sample all the different soft drinks on offer - if I wasn't upduffed, I'd have been having sex on the beach for breakfast), the staff were helpful and friendly and we had an absolutely brilliant time. I'd choose that holiday again in a heartbeat, over a self-catering villa with arguments over whose turn it is to cook, and having to buy toilet roll and washing up liquid. Pass me my AI wristband and set me free!
Yeah, these people with their 'teeny tiny person' problems don't think it through... she's bigger than both my kids and neither of them float on the surface of the bath, or have to be weighted down with an anchor! If you're making tit up for an internet medal for being so thin at least think about it properly. This problem does not exist.I was going to say “what are showers you absolute melt” but then I realised she might actually be washed down the plug hole being so teeny tiny.
I wonder how literal children manage to wash but she can’t
It needs to be completely smooth to ensure the vacuum seal isn’t broken.
I'm not sure Richi? Sunak actually sits and reads mumsnet does he?
She could at least spell his name right. Or is it meant to be a play on his wealth? One can never be sure with MN.
When people have ForenameSurname style usernames like that on Mumsnet I’m like “ok this is clearly your first day on the internet, welcome I guess” 
With the bath: that's more space to splash around in, surely?!
I was thinking that.
Presumably @50degreesnorth also sandpapers her anal orifice to give it a bit of traction.
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Like a teeny tiny plunger!
I mean, looking at the way it's going for him I'd not be surprised if he's sitting at home, with the curtains drawn, mainlining Coca Cola, face down in bargain trifle, scrolling through mumsnet. The bloke's definitely in dejected FML self-sabotage territory.
Tell her to gorge herself on pies, bread, pasta and choc and she will easily put on a stone. Much cheaper than a new bathroom!This poor woman, I feel so sorry for her I just don't know how she copes. She is soo teeny tiny that she can't use her bath properly
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Quicker and less mess, too.
The solution to all of life's woes should be to eat more cake.
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