bread-pitt
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He was only getting his dicks in a row.Same, I’d rather he was shagging 4 hookers at once than the truth be that he’s terrified of a flickering light.
He was only getting his dicks in a row.Same, I’d rather he was shagging 4 hookers at once than the truth be that he’s terrified of a flickering light.
There's nothing worse than seeing a 4 year old mainlining the sherry trifleI really want to know some of the many ways a child could be harmed by alcohol in a desert!
Same, I’d rather he was shagging 4 hookers at once than the truth be that he’s terrified of a flickering light.I would LTB because that would give me the absolute ick if he was telling the truth. Have a fucking word with yourself, ya bellend. Fucking ghosts.
I just came on to say about this one!!The dangerous packed lunch thread and a poster pulling apart the contents of the packed lunch and suggesting instead of a babybel they have '2/3 cubes of gruyere.' Peak mumsnet!
There was a thread quite recently about which celebrities people were upset about when they died. A few posted that they would never be upset about something as trivial as a celebrity died and then say ‘however I was very upset when (insert obscure classical violinist or scientist) died.’I know the first rule of MN is that on any thread about a famous person, by the end of the first page someone must comment ‘Who? Never heard of them’ in order to signal how highbrow and clever they are, but I find it impossible to believe there are multiple people on MN, and therefore regularly accessing the internet, who have never heard of Taylor Swift.![]()
What is this “hard work” you speak of? I’m a size Walmart American. I wouldn’t know hard work if I fell over it. We are just fat and lazy.you sound hard work
You do realise you’re a victim of the patriarchy don’t you? *head tilt*No…..nurse, married to a doctor though. I started nursing before you needed a degree.
MNers idea of an American breakfast. Which is wrong.If you consummated the marriage we will need to inform every dcoroner in the land that women dying from exploded heads or clutching their pearls too tightly are just mners who have found out about your life![]()
Hot tub??? Don’t you mean sex pondThe allotment thread seems to have died a death, although there are a few posters still begging for updates. Someone needs to start another thread about a neighbourhood dispute with a cast of characters. I'm looking forward to summer when the weed smoking, hot tub using, smoky barbecue holding, noisy party hosting neighbours come out to play.