sistersofpercy
VIP Member
Well something put the willies up him….This is … interesting
(Or the other way around)
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(Or the other way around)
ShopTilYouSlop
Chatty Member
If it's a MN roast potato, made with no fat and sprinkled liberally with despair and anxiety, one is all you'll want.
ShopTilYouSlop
Chatty Member
My sister is 5'7" and a 12-14, 34C/D bust. She lost her luggage in Thailand and had to try to buy underwear. She tells a very funny story of all the petite Thai ladies gasping "But you are huge!" and frantically pulling out groundsheets and pillowcases. She says they weren't trying to be rude; they were just genuinely astounded at the task of fitting this mammoth creature, like Lilliputians meeting Gulliver.The Vietnamese are teeny tiny though, even by teeny tiny mumsnet identifier standards, so as a Westerner, I look like a giant lumbering through the streets, brandishing my bag of chickennotreallychickenWhen I was last there, I saw a shop advertising "BIG LADY CLOTHES" and the largest size was a 14. A small 14 at that, although the label said XXXXXXXXXL.
I'm a 32HH and I'm terrified to go there in case I get mistaken for an army missile.
ShopTilYouSlop
Chatty Member
Don't worry, sounds like it would trip over the tits. Assuming it could stand up at all with them. Maybe that's why it lives in the woods and goes cold water swimming...it's actually a string with two buoys.
50degreesnorth
VIP Member
Marie Antoinette (French) reincarnated 2024.
I bet it’s a fucking Quencha and not even a Berghaus.
Wackie Jeaver
VIP Member
Gosh I just assume everything's fine... not died yet!
holasun
Well-known member
Bloody hell do you think I'm made of money??Yeah yeah yeah Hola! We all know about your arse domestos obsession
I go for the cheap gallon bleach bottles. Although, if I'm feeling fancy, one scented like "tropical sunset" or similar. Makes me feel like my arse has been on holiday.
CrimsonCountess
VIP Member
Well some of us don't even have arms to be able to use an iron and yet you are all showing off about it. I'm logging it with 111 immediately
50degreesnorth
VIP Member
Have you been masquerading as a medic all this time?I didn’t go to universityshould I even be on MN?
I’m going to get a free half hour with a solicitor to discuss this. Obviously not my lawyer husband as he doesn’t work for free - but I’m sure there are loads of solicitors who work for free and give out useful advice and official letters. My husband wouldn’t work for free as he’s very important - think London Bridge.Christ I’ve had an awful thought. If @doctordoctor used that name on MN she’d be inundated with flange pics.
Florentine
Member
Couldn't resist doing a search on AFSB.
They apparently have a fear of beards.
I bet they do.
Terrified lest the bugger grows back.
They apparently have a fear of beards.
I bet they do.
Terrified lest the bugger grows back.
50degreesnorth
VIP Member
Something like this?
Serene Serena
VIP Member
The only dick pic I have seen is the one Christian Horner sent to his PA and there's still a debate going on as to whether it's his winkie or pinkie.
Itchy of Itchington
Well-known member
She's shopping from the Damart offers in the Mail on Sunday isn't she?!This screenshot of a post sums up the prissiness and wannabe middle class-ness of the typical MN poster.
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‘Casual trainers’
orangehead
VIP Member
Can people not solve their own problems? Rehome the dogs, get the kids adopted, divorce the husband, downsize to a smaller home, get a better paid job and your shopping will be less. Simple.
orangehead
VIP Member
That’s really selfish, a wedding is a joining of families and that includes children.
Why do you hate children?
Why do you hate vegetarians and vegans?
Why even bother to get married? It’s just a piece of paper.
No bridesmaids? Don’t you care about your family and friends?
I couldn’t have bridesmaids because everyone I know has died so you’re selfish for not having them.
Sunlifeover50
VIP Member
I’m not that stupid- after BIL ran off with the Swedish au pair all our staff have to be 168 months older than me and stick to a strict diet of carbs. I did once catch the lady who does my laundry eyeing up my large salad so gave her 2 weeks notice and changed the locks.
bread-pitt
Chatty Member
Breathing is so working class. Just turn that oxygen machine off. Next she’ll be complaining that the neighbor eats.
yessenia_d
Chatty Member
My friend made some recently for Eid and they were amazing. Good enough to make me nix my lifelong "but what are dates good for?" shower thought.They’re actually lovely! Dates stuffed with nuts and sealed back up with chocolate are really nice too. I do love frozen grapes as well though
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The only French thing I can say perfectly (full on French accent with all the nasal-y and gargle-y stuff) is L'Arc de Triomphe. To English speakers it sounds like I've got a wicked hacking cough, but French speakers in the vicinity come running as fast as their little baguette legs can carry them.