Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!

[Affiliatemebaby]

You see, I quite like being around people with kids when mine are not with me. I enjoy the fact that I’m not experiencing what they are. Obviously that enjoyment fades as soon as those children bother me.
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I’m not against medication for weight loss and I’m glad it’s working for you. The concern I have is the online pharmacies don’t have stringent enough checks and some people who don’t meet the criteria are using the medication.
Do they work by reducing appetite or reducing the speed of food absorption?
Good luck with continuing to lose weight.

I’ve only read the Mounjaro thread but all the people posting on there (according to themselves at least) meet the criteria. I’ve seen them express distaste for FB groups full of people trying to cheat the online pharmacies - and I do totally agree that it seems incredibly easy to get this stuff when you shouldn’t be if you fake evidence.

 

[PrincessCharming]

I’ve flown BA and Virgin to LA a few times, always book premium economy. Virgin was ten times better in my experience.
BA attendants weren’t really interested I found, had to ask four times for a coke over the course of two hours as they’d disappear, only to be found chatting in the galley. In the end I went up and got it myself. They were pretty grumpy too.
Flying home guy in front was reclined and under a blanket (wonder if it was this MNetters DH) and flight attendant wouldn’t ask him to sit up so I struggled with my tray for my meal.

Virgin were the epitome of ‘throw food and drink at you’. A teeny tiny nightmare if you will. They were also jokey and chatty, completely opposite of BA.

Always flown DVirgin since.

I could write exact same post but swap the airlines around! I suppose it comes down to what crew you’ve got that day a lot of the time.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think that a lot of what goes on Mumsnet is a projection of what they wished they could have done. In reality she probably took £20 from her own purse at most. I think that she was deliberately trying to make a point about how middle class she was over having £100 notes.

I don't know how a Mumsnetter would cope if I told them that I come across plenty of £50 notes a day and the occasional £100 at my work in the petrol station! And it's mostly workmen who have them and not a suitably middle class person ! They would be fainting!

There is a cashpoint near saint pauls, that dispenses £50 notes, I wasn’t aware of this before I used it, really struggled to spend them

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

Is

A woman in the village who has fallen on hard times does it. It's the natural order of things.

Is she the one person who has taken the advice of MN?

 

[Tangent Tiger]

@definitelynotvlad yes me too

I only have 2 very wealthy friends, I think I'd get a fit of the giggles if they wanted to gift me that much

 

[PinkFigs]

‘Grumble’ is a word more and more people are using on there at the moment. One person says it then others try to put it in their posts to keep up with the high social standing of the other posters.

Clearly they’re too posh to say moan or whinge

 

[cowtastrophe]

Ex polytechnic university here - might as well have not bothered according to MN.
@PsychoKitty I had to just google what a PRU is

Same here. According to MN, I must be unemployable.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Was that not the DH with la grande saucisse?! I can't believe that post is still up

Ah, maybe it was that one. Same Speedo troll, at any rate.

 

[Cinnabun]

My youngest was born at 15.55 on the Saturday. At 1400 on the Monday she was in the pub! We hadn't even named her yet nor had my parents met her!

She's now nearly 3 and still regularly asks to go to the pub.

Reminds me of this classic

 

[GBNI]

I am very mindful of how much air I consume, DNHS is on its knees and I’m not surprised. All around me I see people just literally shoving it down their throats day in, day out.

You’re so selfish.

 

[Mugglewump]

I always eat too much curry when we have one. Omg if I lived in the east , I would end up 30 stone

I always do regret it, but only because of the heartburn.
Thank you for that menopause.
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I did this when I was on steroids during chemo, I was starving every 20 minutes, there was more food in the bedroom than the kitchen most days.

Ooh, I do this, despite the dheartburn and no baby/cancer.
I'm just quite greedy and eat cheese/crackers/olives/salami in bed.
I'm single, so I can.

 

[Serene Serena]

I like getting books as presents. But I prefer wine and chocolate.

 

[Brandshinynew]

If they'd made Frosty Jack's cheesecake, I'd have been up for that.

Oh I'd have loved that

 

[Rags2Riches]

Patron Saint of poor parenting, drug abuse, bad hair and a sketchy grip on reality and finances? Someone send her a code maintenant!

Circa 2002.

 

[anniemouse]

W. T. F.

Surely that’s a troll post?

 

[doctordoctor]

It’s been a while since S&B have spoiled us.
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I’ve found the perfect accessories for a bargain price.

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She wants it for a posh restaurant. Maybe she means McDonald’s have started doing kiddy parties again?

I’m roaring at that!

 

[Serene Serena]

I saw the gypsy AMA - she got a bit of a telling off for referring to herself as a gypsy and taking her kids out of school at the age of 12 and wanting to be a traditional wife, didn't she?

I am eating rice cakes, salt and vinegar flavour and I'm not allowed to slather them with pate like I usually would

 

[GBNI]

Thanks for the thread lovely Crimson xx

I do need to ask @Serene Serena why Sean Bean told you to fuck off? Did you ask him if he meant to be so rude?

This is what I’ve come to find out too!

 

[doctordoctor]

You could try drinking wine and watching telly. Or eating fish and chips. Ironing?

I do that…..right after I’ve finished the ironing.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

And go NC with everyone you know.

And don't forget to LTB!

You deserve better!