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And post identifying details about your SIL (we’ll call her E) and your stepmum (we’ll call her R) who have both shagged your DH and your Brookside fuckbuddy @NoddyFromToytownAnd go NC with everyone you know.
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And post identifying details about your SIL (we’ll call her E) and your stepmum (we’ll call her R) who have both shagged your DH and your Brookside fuckbuddy @NoddyFromToytownAnd go NC with everyone you know.
I thought it was a weird one too with a lot of unnecessary detail thrown in to make it seem more credible.Accidental dick pic is a weird thread - though I'm pretty sure it's made up. I just hope it's not a pervert looking for similar stories about underage teens and their experience of sexual exposure.
I remember going out for our first meal out without my newborn daughter and the waiter taking past all the empty seats to sit with a family of kids, and we were both like "no way, we didn't leave our kid at home to hang out with other people's annoying kids." Also remember saving lots to stay at a fancy spa that was like a stately home, get down for dinner and it was just annoying kids![]()
I'm telling my boyfriend on you (Aberdeen)Oi! Fit's wrang wi Aiberdeen?! Been eddicating fine loons sin 1495 an braw quinies sin 1894. UK Top 20 an World Top 100 yoonie bit nae ane o thon Russell Group jessies.
I always eat too much curry when we have one. Omg if I lived in the east , I would end up 30 stoneI must admit I ate far too much curry last night. I wish I could say I don't regret it, but I really really do...
Ooooh which thread? She’s told me off for something utterly trivial and innocuous before so I’d like to see her get told off for a change!I see our favourite poster who monopolises all the TV threads is at it again, chastising someone who accidentally put a spoiler on a thread. That poster immediately apologised as it was a genuine mistake apparently and got it removed but that wasn’t enough
Someone has actually called out her rudeness for once and said she makes the threads very unfriendly to post on which I agree with
Is it the one who never proof reads her posts making them practically illegible! Its like solving a riddle sometimes.I see our favourite poster who monopolises all the TV threads is at it again, chastising someone who accidentally put a spoiler on a thread. That poster immediately apologised as it was a genuine mistake apparently and got it removed but that wasn’t enough
Someone has actually called out her rudeness for once and said she makes the threads very unfriendly to post on which I agree with
Yep! Send it over!It's ok @doctordoctor will do your ironing for you![]()
I just put stuff in the dryer on high heat.The closest I get to ironing is running my GHDs over the front of my clothes, and I begrudge even that![]()
The Alphabet street poster cocked up and used the name she used for Alphabet on the puddles thread. She tried to push past it, but by that point it was extremely obvious both threads were total fiction. MNet let it run for a few days, probably in the hope it would blow over and they would continue to get clicks from it, but eventually both threads were pulled.They’re actually lovely! Dates stuffed with nuts and sealed back up with chocolate are really nice too. I do love frozen grapes as well thoughI’m not size Japanese or size French though (maybe both put together
) so that’s not diet advice!
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Wasn’t it proven they made up the puddle/alphabet street threads? I’m sure I read that on the Mumsnet subreddit.
I have those leg muscles where everyone keeps stopping me and telling me I have marks on my legs when I wear heelsWhat are we supposed to wear? Pretty sure most women are wearing heels to make themselves feel good and not for the titillation of men
Mine was a bbq too! No bridesmaids and childfree. MN would have kittens.Ours was £7k a few years ago, I fucking loved it and it was worth every penny. But we did have a barn reception and a BBQ and I know most mumsnetters come out in hives at the mere thought of that kind of wedding. Oh and my bridesmaids wore black dresses
My first boyfriend at uni could eat double that at least and remain wiry with no fat at all (used to be a competitive swimmer). He gobsmacked the staff at his RAF basic training by putting weight ON while everyone else was losing it dramatically; he had no fat to lose but increased his muscle and hence his weight. The amount that he ate while being relatively inactive (a squash game every so often was about the most he did in the way of sports).The fatty haters are out in force on this one
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My dad and I were so concerned about his sister's driving that we were debating who to talk to about taking her licence away when she has an accident and the procurator fiscal made it a choice between stopping driving or being prosecuted for careless/dangerous driving and losing her licence anyway.To be fair, about 10 years ago, we wanted to get my dad to stop driving as he had developed Alzheimer's, and, every time he came back from an errand, the car had a new dent to add to the collection.
While googling for help on what to do, The likes of Age Concern were of little use as they were 100% "DON'T LET YOUR BASTARD FAMILY TAKE AWAY YOUR CAR!"
We eventually got dad assessed and he failed on 7 major points, 5 of which were bad enough for me to spot and I've never had a driving lesson in my life.
I've paid £21.99You can't go back to MN, we won't let you. 38 is young for peri, but it doesn't necessarily mean you'll need to part ex your noddy car for a juggernaut just yet. Enjoy MacBeth! The local theatre here shows plays direct from the RSC as well and I bloody love it, it only costs a fiver and there's a bar too.
Had to Google 'biltong' before I could award you aI’d be so dry I’d have biltong flaps![]()
yep good pointI'm glad they've had the sense to delete at least one pro ana thread, they don't usually. If someone of 5ft 4 weighs 7 stone then they aren't a healthy weight. I hope it was a troll thread and there isn't some kid out there with an eating disorder, seeking validation.