Ohh wonder if Virgin fly there haha
Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!
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Unfortunately not. But Qatar Airlines are very generous with regular food and drink offerings throughout the flight, then when you touch down in Hanoi, you can go and buy a giant bag of dried chickennotreallychicken and grab a beer.
Sounds like something I need this week. I don’t identify as teeny tiny so all good.
The Vietnamese are teeny tiny though, even by teeny tiny mumsnet identifier standards, so as a Westerner, I look like a giant lumbering through the streets, brandishing my bag of chickennotreallychicken
When I was last there, I saw a shop advertising "BIG LADY CLOTHES" and the largest size was a 14. A small 14 at that, although the label said XXXXXXXXXL.
I was lucky enough to fly first class twice and I ate and drank everything that came my way. More champagne, madam? Yes, in fact, just leave the bottle.
Like Shein, where a size 12 is "Large"The Vietnamese are teeny tiny though, even by teeny tiny mumsnet identifier standards, so as a Westerner, I look like a giant lumbering through the streets, brandishing my bag of chickennotreallychicken
I did Virgin to Oz once. Would give it a swerve if you’re adverse to eating. They feed you constantly- because frankly there’s duck all else to do for 24 hours. Between the volume of food and the length of flight, I don’t think I did a DDump for a week. 
Nice enough place, but I’m not going back until teleportation is a thing.
Nice enough place, but I’m not going back until teleportation is a thing.
whoever would’ve guessed that this thread got a “45 minutes is fine, I used to catch 3 train, a bus, a tram and a plane and still had a 20 minute walk home. No wonder everyone is fat now” response.
no way would I have my 12 year old walking home 45 minutes on her own every night. It’s pissed it down here at 3pm every day since last July. I feel so sorry for some of their kids.
Maybe this is the key to why they love the sister wife dresses.Like Shein, where a size 12 is "Large"
They can wear an XS and it will "fit" them - which therefore means they are teeny tiny, even if in any other shop they'd be a UK12.
My sister is 5'7" and a 12-14, 34C/D bust. She lost her luggage in Thailand and had to try to buy underwear. She tells a very funny story of all the petite Thai ladies gasping "But you are huge!" and frantically pulling out groundsheets and pillowcases. She says they weren't trying to be rude; they were just genuinely astounded at the task of fitting this mammoth creature, like Lilliputians meeting Gulliver.The Vietnamese are teeny tiny though, even by teeny tiny mumsnet identifier standards, so as a Westerner, I look like a giant lumbering through the streets, brandishing my bag of chickennotreallychicken
I'm a 32HH and I'm terrified to go there in case I get mistaken for an army missile.
There is a reason we all end up in those baggy elephant print fishermans trousers when we go on holiday to SE Asia - it's the only clothing you can get that fits you!
MN would never aspire to be SE Asian teeny tiny though. Not white enough.
Joe Le Taxi sounds like an excellent choice then. A nod to the French, as everyone there aspires to be French, and to the taxi driver.
You can get bags of freeze dried chicken cat treats. Ive never tasted them but they look ok as far as cat treats go.
I downloaded Vinted but have never bought anything as they class size 14 as extra large.
I downloaded Vinted but have never bought anything as they class size 14 as extra large.
I could write exact same post but swap the airlines around! I suppose it comes down to what crew you’ve got that day a lot of the time.
I bought some pull on sports bras from Amazon and they were labelled XXL in gold lettering, inside and out. They were too smallLike Shein, where a size 12 is "Large"
I've just finished this too. The posh Annabelle woman is definitely Mumsnet inspired. She didn't even eat all her salad!
Another one who cannot be bothered to read the opening post.
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I just can't with MN today. I shouldn't have opened it up, but I did. The thread about people with anxiety and depression work too. Going on that they just can't stop working and go on benefits, they have to go on.
I just had to go on, until I couldn't and had a breakdown. We spent 10 years on just Mr B's wage (22k a year) and my PIP (which I only got about 6 years ago). We have only just got UC last month. They have no idea how difficult it is to get benefits. You don't just say, oh sorry GP I don't fancy working anymore, can I have £500 a month on benefits instead of my 28k a year salary? Cool thanks!
I really bleeping hate most of those cunts. They just love to kick people when they are down
I just had to go on, until I couldn't and had a breakdown. We spent 10 years on just Mr B's wage (22k a year) and my PIP (which I only got about 6 years ago). We have only just got UC last month. They have no idea how difficult it is to get benefits. You don't just say, oh sorry GP I don't fancy working anymore, can I have £500 a month on benefits instead of my 28k a year salary? Cool thanks!
I really bleeping hate most of those cunts. They just love to kick people when they are down
The ‘most snobbish thing you’ve heard out loud thread’ What a load of tosh, all these ‘I looked like a woman’ when they went to buy a £1m house, but had the last laugh when they looked me up and down and said I couldn’t afford it, a teenager in McD’s who was told by her boss to rhyme off her exam results to a snooty customer etc. Lies…each and every one!
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