Stop gaslighting!
Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!
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Personally I would have logged it with D111 and had my free hour with a lawyer. But, you do you…
you sound hard work
What is this “hard work” you speak of? I’m a size Walmart American. I wouldn’t know hard work if I fell over it. We are just fat and lazy.
The allotment thread seems to have died a death, although there are a few posters still begging for updates. Someone needs to start another thread about a neighbourhood dispute with a cast of characters. I'm looking forward to summer when the weed smoking, hot tub using, smoky barbecue holding, noisy party hosting neighbours come out to play.
Hot tub??? Don’t you mean sex pond
YES and the annual "my neighbours have built a bar in the garden and have weekly parties with a DJ, but don't invite me" thread. I might do it this year. My characters will be:
- The hot tub loving vicar and his much younger wife
- The neighbours who are elderly (in their 50's) and go on tacky holidays to Marbella and are fake tanned
- The neighbours the other side who are very common, the husband is a plumber and is very nouveau riche
- Sulky weed smoking teens
- The hunky brother who will get his rugby team round to lift the bar out of the garden and into a skip
Oh of course, my terminology is all wrong.
I might start a thread about how I'm doing up my garden, to include a built in hot tub with sound surround system and lights, and an outdoor kitchen barbecue area, with a neon pink gazebo, bunting and fairylights everywhere, then add that there are frail elderly neighbours (aged 61) on one side, and a family with young children on the other, and should I tell them about my garden transformation plans, or just go ahead with it.
@Kikini Bamalam your thread idea sounds better than mine.
I had peas last night.
Oooh there’s an only a POT NOODLE thread!!! Oh yessssss!!!!
What’s French for Pot Noodle. Is it Non?
I recommend going to DSlimming World asap.
Middle class pot noodles are Japanese rice noodles in miso soup.According to one poster Pot Noodles are for the lower classes
Just not the same as a Bombay Bad Boy.
If Waitrose did one in a F&B mizzle green cup and called it “noodles organically rolled in Henley on Thames withOakham hand reared chicken, Herefordshire corn and Norfolk peas” just add freshly boiled filtered water from the Peak District- they’d be clambering to tell us all they had 17 stocked up on their pantry.
I hope you have left a note for the coroner.
I'm sure the poster DontBringtheNoise can help with that one....
Fans of cunts on MN and their unasked for drafting of messages...
From the Should I give a bad reference thread
From the Should I give a bad reference thread
HR would laugh their socks off at that missive, seeing as they will be the ones sorting out the disciplinary procedure.
The OP of that thread just wants to witch about her ex colleague, she hasn't even been asked to provide a reference.
Ocado used to sell posh noodle pots. Bloody lovely they were as well.
What the duck is antisocial about eating a Pot Noodle unless you throw it at a Mumsnetter afterwards?
What the duck is antisocial about eating a Pot Noodle unless you throw it at a Mumsnetter afterwards?
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