My advice is to double check your old machine if they’re taking that one away. Was mortified when we swapped our old tumble drier and proceeded to watch the poor delivery guy pull out the tiniest thong that my ‘D’D had left in it. Im sure the poor guy was trying to work out how I’d get my fat arse in it
Bahahah, omg that made me laugh out loud, thank you for that!My advice is to double check your old machine if they’re taking that one away. Was mortified when we swapped our old tumble drier and proceeded to watch the poor delivery guy pull out the tiniest thong that my ‘D’D had left in it. Im sure the poor guy was trying to work out how I’d get my fat arse in it
I have NEVER heard of that. I thought that was called a gunt.
Isn’t that a husband?
Sorry this is from ages ago in the thread, but it reminds me of my favourite anecodote about Switzerland. In 2014 an Ethiopian flight was hijacked by the copilot, who wanted to negotiate political asylum for himself in Europe. As it flew over Italy and France it was escorted by Italian and French fighter jets respectively, which is the normal procedure in a hijack situation in case they have to shoot it down before the hijackers fly it into a building or something. When it reached Swiss airspace they called the Swiss air force to take over, but were told it wouldn't be possible because it was after 5pm and therefore outside their normal working hours. Maybe this is the answer to the eternal mystery of where the six-figure earners who have time to sit on Mumsnet all day come from?
Well, it clearly wasn’t your DD that left the thong in there. It’s obvious proof that your husband / partner is having an affair. Even if you don’t have a husband / partner.My advice is to double check your old machine if they’re taking that one away. Was mortified when we swapped our old tumble drier and proceeded to watch the poor delivery guy pull out the tiniest thong that my ‘D’D had left in it. Im sure the poor guy was trying to work out how I’d get my fat arse in it
tit never thought of that
will check his phone later and report back.I’m not that stupid- after BIL ran off with the Swedish au pair all our staff have to be 168 months older than me and stick to a strict diet of carbs. I did once catch the lady who does my laundry eyeing up my large salad so gave her 2 weeks notice and changed the locks.
I sacked my housekeeper and nanny on the spot for gross misconduct when I discovered them eating a cherry tomato that was for my lunch.
broken Britain… I blame the NHS.
I wouldn’t have that problem. I have such a teeny-tiny arse the tradesman would think he was stealing children’s underwear. <tinkly pweirdo catcher laugh>My advice is to double check your old machine if they’re taking that one away. Was mortified when we swapped our old tumble drier and proceeded to watch the poor delivery guy pull out the tiniest thong that my ‘D’D had left in it. Im sure the poor guy was trying to work out how I’d get my fat arse in it
I hate that expression; "a fraction of the price"...
A woman in the village who has fallen on hard times does it. It's the natural order of things.
Her sister (also fallen on hard times - family trait) takes in ironing.
Sounds like nepotism. First her sis all that washing and that that woman ironing....
