Tomatoes are fruit. Fruit has sugar. Sugar is bad for you. She did you a favour. You’d have immediately been obese and diabetic by the evening, putting pressure on DNHS and your husband would leave you.
I thought that was peas?
They’re carb bombs! You’re never going to be size French if you don’t learn the basics.
..... and that, dear reader, is why I love those little fuckers!
No bloody wonder I'm size Tui.
Jimima would surely be the obvious DName for a mumsnet child.
if you're going to call your child any derivation of the name Jim, then surely J'aime is parfait, n'est-pas?
It must have the apostrophe though. Jaime is for the poors.
And definitely no hyphen. Je-t'aime is just common.
I'm pretty sure most of the threads in trending are made up. Sometimes I read the list of trending topics out loud like some kind of middle class Haiku.My God you’re funny fuckers, I’ve only just caught up reading the last 3 threads
I joined MN not long ago after lurking here and love it at tea time when the mn daily email comes through, you have them all spot on, surely the whole website is satire???
Is she the one person who has taken the advice of MN?
How the duck would she know people are there every day and do numerous classes a day if she only goes 3 times a week?
Because she's a mumsnetter and they know things, of course. Like posters who know the exact breakdown of their neighbour on benefits income and how they're definitely cheating the system, and lying about their disabilities to get PIP.
