They probably only bake trays of cookies for extended family in order to speed up the onset of coronary artery disease so they can get their inheritance before the bastards spend it all.
Mumsnet #37 Wipe down my cucumber and sanitise my Hovis, I need to get my dicks in a row!
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Sadly, I don't think I can claim credit for TWP - would love too, though, cos it's brilliant!!
I'm sure another poster on here used and it made me lol and it stuck in my head.
They are so sanctimonious. Someone was disappointed that her 26 year old daughter in a professional job only got her book from a charity shop for Christmas which only cost £2.49. They are most saying that it’s the thought that counts and calling the OP a money grabber.
I don’t think that gifts should be measured solely by how much they cost but surely you would have added a box of chocolates or a bottle of wine to the book before giving.
I don’t think that gifts should be measured solely by how much they cost but surely you would have added a box of chocolates or a bottle of wine to the book before giving.
Maybe the daughter is still upset about being kicked out on her 18th birthday after a childhood of salads, no snacks and having to justify everything she wanted to do with what the coroner should be told if she died from it
I like getting books as presents. But I prefer wine and chocolate.
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I saw this one last week and actually thought the OP was being more than reasonable and the responses she got were crazy given the DD was financially stable. I felt really sorry for her it clearly wasn’t a present bought with love (and I buy all my books for 50p at my local charity shop). My DD is 12 and if she bought me a £2 book I would be thrilled she’d bought me something but in another 10 years of forking out for her bloody “hobby”, her skincare, feeding her, clothing her, supporting her, her education etc I’d bloody crack her arse with a bloody £2 book…. Not brought her up to be a tight bugger
But, but she had free access to the fruit bowl!Maybe the daughter is still upset about being kicked out on her 18th birthday after a childhood of salads, no snacks and having to justify everything she wanted to do with what the coroner should be told if she died from it
Gay husband troll is back with a brand new twist
Bin sexual
They just love a pile on don’t they.
There’s one in 30 days about a neighbours garden and pulling out weeds. They shouldn’t have done what they did but honestly she’s been accused of killing baby robins and hedgehogs for pulling out a few weeds- she’s never even mentioned seeing a nest or totally destroying the garden just pulling out a few tall weeds. It’s some sort of shared garden and there’s been rats. The whole thread is totally bonkers.
There’s one in 30 days about a neighbours garden and pulling out weeds. They shouldn’t have done what they did but honestly she’s been accused of killing baby robins and hedgehogs for pulling out a few weeds- she’s never even mentioned seeing a nest or totally destroying the garden just pulling out a few tall weeds. It’s some sort of shared garden and there’s been rats. The whole thread is totally bonkers.
Plutonic
I got a new dirty washing bin yesterday and I must admit it gave my minge a little quimble...
Imagine finding out your husband had posted on MN for marital advice
He posts this stuff every 3 months or so, just adding to the details each time - this quarter, it's all the tattoos and that her friend has relationship issues. The Paris lock thing's outdated now - the authorities got rid of them and put plexiglass over to prevent repeats in 2015.
Probably hoping each time to get stories of women having pillow fights in their underwear. Or he's so jealous of his Missus (on the rarified chance that there is a woman who wants to be with him from age 16) having a friend that he's obsessed with the idea that they must be having an affair for the last x years.
Probably hoping each time to get stories of women having pillow fights in their underwear. Or he's so jealous of his Missus (on the rarified chance that there is a woman who wants to be with him from age 16) having a friend that he's obsessed with the idea that they must be having an affair for the last x years.
I’d be so dry I’d have biltong flapsImagine finding out your husband had posted on MN for marital advice
Subtle as a brick. That's written by someone who doesn't actually know any gay women.
Or any woman full stop. Except possibly his mother.
That means she only has sex on bin day.Bin sexual
Because she’s having an affair with a bin man (maybe the whole crew) and is pretending she’s gay and cheating with her female friend so he’ll never suspect. Such a good cover
Had to Google 'biltong' before I could award you aI’d be so dry I’d have biltong flaps
appreciation smiley! 
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