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I wasn’t allowed school dinners as they’re unhealthy. I would think my mum was a mumsnetter but she’s definitely not a teeny tiny and is always pissed.
 
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The only fuck-wit and uneducated twat on here is you. You cannot say you support VAGW and then insinuate that if anyone comments on anything they deserve to be threatened with violence. You’re so thick it’s hard to even get a point across to you. Never went back and engaged afterwards actually.

It wouldn’t have mattered if the person called me names, I’ve called you thick (you are) and that’s what you get on a public forum. It’s insulating and threatening violence I had an issue with.
 
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Everyone was having a lovely time until the Mnetters turned up. Let this be a lesson lads, don't give your codes out to anyone with a massive salad under their arm
 
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Sorry guys, I have been a poster on tattle for many years- no code needed! Didn’t mean to bring any drama with me! Sorry!
 
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I wasn’t allowed school dinners as they’re unhealthy. I would think my mum was a mumsnetter but she’s definitely not a teeny tiny and is always pissed.
Am I your mum? Although I don't drink anymore son, I've told you this!!
 
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Well I like the cut of both of your jibs. A nice robust mid slinging and exchanges of who’s the biggest cunt accusations, I’m into it.
 
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Well I like the cut of both of your jibs. A nice robust mid slinging and exchanges of who’s the biggest cunt accusations, I’m into it.
I’d kinda like to win a biggest cunt comp, I do know a few people who could definitely beat me to top spot though
 
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I loved school dinners, especially the desserts - bread and butter pudding and custard, stewed apples and raisins and evaporated milk, semolina with a blob of strawberry jam in that you stirred in to turn it pink, rice pudding with skin on it, chocolate sponge with pink custard. No wonder I am a sturdy lass.
 
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Eh, this is gross. Men sending women death and rape threats is depressingly common, and the women who are victims in these situations so often get responses like yours tearing them apart. You’re sounding a lot like the numerous bores in AIBU who get off on kicking people when they’re down, honestly.
 
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I'm ignoring the whose a cunt argument going on. Like a MNer I am fucking terrible at confrontation. This is the equivalent of me not opening the door when someone knocks.

HOWEVER
Talking of TikTok and non problematic creators...

If you're not familiar, go check out Daniel Foxx. Particularly his most recent "Parents that make up fancy things their children eat". He's basically cosplaying MNers and if I could work out how to share it here I would. So fucking funny.
 
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I HATED school dinners <weirdo>
Oh god me too. I went to primary in the 1970s, and the combination of rock hard potatoes with black centres, liver that was full of tubes with the consistency of shoe leather and bright green, lumpy, mint flavoured custard has scarred me for life.
 
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If you're not familiar, go check out Daniel Foxx. Particularly his most recent "Parents that make up fancy things their children eat". He's basically cosplaying MNers and if I could work out how to share it here I would. So fucking funny.
He is brilliant! His new podcast is hilarious.
 
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My mum is actually on tattle so I may be stabbed to death if she reads this thread.
I will protect you. Hear that, Mrs Geetbo? Take your dislike of school dinners over to Mumsnet and hand over the rest of your alcohol. NOW!!!
 
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Ugh, I went to boarding school, and me and my friends from that time still recall fried eggs swimming in oil, cigarette soup (grey and horrible), and "meat" which I expect was lamb, and had gruesome tubes in it.

Planning lovely pie and chips tonight!
 
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