Fadetogrey
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Haha. Love the reply, come on, fess up Tattler! 
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50degreesnorth
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We’ve lost sight of what a normal egg looks like.
orangehead
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Bury you? Bold of you to assume we can dig a hole big enough to bury someone who eats cheesecake.
CrimsonCountess
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Well I’ve woken up and been given absolutely NOTHING. I do everything for him. I put up with him kicking me in the back every night when I’m trying to sleep. I clean up after him. I work really hard to pay for everything for him. What an ungrateful little shit
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Lalalalaaaaaa85
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My au pair, maid and cook all sleep in bed with my husband (spoiler alert they’re all me)
Kikini Bamalam
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I am agoraphobic, so I mainly wear pj bottoms, vest top and hoodie. Slippers are optional. I am a Mnetters worst nightmare.
In fact when I posted on there in support of someone over there who was struggling with MH, telling them about my mental illness and agoraphobia I was told by some cunt I was lazy and should just try going outside. Oh really Gloria? If only I had thought about just going outside to cure myself of my crippling anxiety and irrational thoughts that something terrible will happen to me or my loved one. Thanks!
I am actually coming out the otherside of this spate of agoraphobia I think though, as Mr B managed to get me to walk to town with him and get my eyes tested last week and I got dressed yesterday (also to be clear I got dressed when I went to the optitians as well, that would be step too far even for me)
In fact when I posted on there in support of someone over there who was struggling with MH, telling them about my mental illness and agoraphobia I was told by some cunt I was lazy and should just try going outside. Oh really Gloria? If only I had thought about just going outside to cure myself of my crippling anxiety and irrational thoughts that something terrible will happen to me or my loved one. Thanks!
I am actually coming out the otherside of this spate of agoraphobia I think though, as Mr B managed to get me to walk to town with him and get my eyes tested last week and I got dressed yesterday (also to be clear I got dressed when I went to the optitians as well, that would be step too far even for me)
orangehead
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I’d rather just go without chocolate than eat something that sounds like it would taste and look like a mother bird had eaten it and regurgitated it into my mouth.
EffingDust
Chatty Member
Mate park runs are on Saturday not Sunday. He is obviously off having 30 mins worth of gay sex in a locked multi story car park he can’t get out of.
Get your ducks in a row.
I am not currently being cheated on in a car park because I communicated effectively that I did not want that to happen.
YR80
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Are my friends being CF or AIBU?
I recently found out I’m to be crucified next month, which came as quite a shock. However, on top of this, I also found out that I’m expected to host a final supper. My friends are insisting that I provide ample amounts of wine but I was only planning on offering water. Are they being cf? Would IBU to just offer them water, when actually anything over a thimbleful of wine suggests a problem anyway? This is supposed to be MY last supper and now I’m stressing about catering for several men. I feel like just shutting myself in a cave and ignoring them all. How would you explain to people that you’re not prepared to entertain guests at this current time?
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I recently found out I’m to be crucified next month, which came as quite a shock. However, on top of this, I also found out that I’m expected to host a final supper. My friends are insisting that I provide ample amounts of wine but I was only planning on offering water. Are they being cf? Would IBU to just offer them water, when actually anything over a thimbleful of wine suggests a problem anyway? This is supposed to be MY last supper and now I’m stressing about catering for several men. I feel like just shutting myself in a cave and ignoring them all. How would you explain to people that you’re not prepared to entertain guests at this current time?
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Mumsnetters would only eat that bread if it was some kind of non-UPF cardboard tasting shite. No tasty crusty white bread for them.
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ShopTilYouSlop
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Unless there's more to this and the card is a symptom rather than a cause, that's lunacy. She won't get that he doesn't see his wife not looking her best, he just sees a sweet, real photo of his wife with their baby. As for only a line of text, have you ever tried to do one of those Moonpig photo cards? By the time he got to the text he was probably about to have a breakdown.
Maybe she'd like my fart card.
Geetbo
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The phrase “plain tuna” is the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. Put a bit of mayo in ffs.
Geetbo
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As a gay man who has lived a life, I can confirm this is possible.
GirlWithThePearlEarhole
Chatty Member
I’m so upset. I got absolutely nothing for Mother’s Day. Not a present, not a card, not a phone call or text, not a kind word. In fact nobody has even spoken to me all day. Certainly no breakfast in bed. Mind you, I suppose the fact that I have no children may have something to do with it. But still……… 
50degreesnorth
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Yeh but naw. If she’s had 7 kids, it’s HER that’s not dry.
lachimolala
Active member
Someone is asking how to curb her chocolate addiction.
“Something I enjoy is stirring some unsweetened cocoa powder into cottage cheese with some Stevia and frozen raspberries (or others). Put in the fridge for a little bit to allow the cocoa to hydrate and thicken the cottage cheese and the berries to defrost a little. It really is good and the cottage cheese has lots of protein.”
That has given me the boke.
“Something I enjoy is stirring some unsweetened cocoa powder into cottage cheese with some Stevia and frozen raspberries (or others). Put in the fridge for a little bit to allow the cocoa to hydrate and thicken the cottage cheese and the berries to defrost a little. It really is good and the cottage cheese has lots of protein.”
That has given me the boke.
CrimsonCountess
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How old do I look? Be honest please. I think I’m quite wrinkly and look very haggard and old. But I find that nobody ever takes me seriously, at work or in my personal life as they all think I am lots younger than I am. It’s so annoying. I get id’d everywhere. So I just want to know hold old you all think I am
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CrimsonCountess
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Credit to @NoddyFromToytown with this one and an epic entrance. If only all mumsnetters were such good sports
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@holasun following on from your question about ruining drinks. Back when making skittle vodka was a thing (is it still or am I that old?) my auntie thought it would be a great idea to try it with Maltesers instead. Except it went really mushy. And I then had to witness her vomiting brown chocolately sludge. I’ve never been able to look at maltesers the same since
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@holasun following on from your question about ruining drinks. Back when making skittle vodka was a thing (is it still or am I that old?) my auntie thought it would be a great idea to try it with Maltesers instead. Except it went really mushy. And I then had to witness her vomiting brown chocolately sludge. I’ve never been able to look at maltesers the same since