And he was known to hang around with a prostitute. Something to do with feet too.I think you’d probably want to LTB. He left stains on the sheets which lasted 2000 years.
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You’ve put me right off my MASSIVE salad.
He had a right old tantrum in a temple as well, overturning tables and stropping about. So not only was he using sex workers, he had anger issues as well, plus a foot fetish. LTB.
Oh my, just catching up. MN banned you? The thread and your posts are still there.
I don't seem to have too much childhood trauma from school dinners - but do recall lumpy custard (standard), school dinner sponge (plain sponge covered in pink icing and hundreds & thousands?!) and the absolute glee when chips were on the menu.
Thinking about it, I may have had packed lunches.
Ooh - I do recall one absolutely traumatic day when I had egg and cress sandwiches and they stank to high heaven and everyone pointed and ran away from me
Thinking about it, I may have had packed lunches.
Ooh - I do recall one absolutely traumatic day when I had egg and cress sandwiches and they stank to high heaven and everyone pointed and ran away from me
But he fasted for 40 days. MNers are so envious.
But he also turned water into wine so is an alcoholic.
He fed 5000. No teeny tinies after that.
He didn’t have a 6-figure salary. Did he even have a real job? Or just a very outing hobby of walking around in a Toast hessian dress, fisherman sandals, and telling stories to anyone who would listen?
Carpenter. V lower class.
Psst, #JesusWasAMumsNetter - pass it on!
Not a mn abbreviation to be fair. Standard descriptor for the fertile symptom. Wander over to the TTC advice threads and you’ll see people using it on there and all over babymaking internet
A tradesman in fact. I bet he'd tit in your toilet without asking as well.
And walk all over your carpets in his dusty sandals. Lower class prick!
Also, didn't he claim to walk on water? So he's allergic to being clean is he? I bet he didn't have 2 showers a day and wash his towel thrice daily. Dirty dirty man
I bet he and his CF parents never even thanked the wise men for their baby gifts. Wouldn’t blame them for going NC.
To be fair, they weren’t invited to the baby shower. Just showed up several months late with the most useless gifts for a child living in a shed. Poor kid didn’t even have a bed but they brought a box of frankincense. A voucher for IKEA would have been better.
Mary: WTF are we supposed to do with frankincense Joseph? Is there a receipt?
Joseph: Nah, there isn't. This myrrh is a bit crap too. The gold's okay though, we'll stick the rest on eBay. Buy some proper baby stuff with the money.
Jesus should definitely have gone NC with Mary imo.
Jesus was a MNer would be a good thread title.
School dinners were tit. To coin a MN word <gavel>
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