I used to call my grandma "grandma with the white door" for about 6 months. We still can't figure out my thought process there! To differentiate from my other grandma who had a brown door I guess!My inlaws wanted the kids to call Grandad 'Pops'. Fuck off with that, as the mother of the oldest grandchild he's now been Grandad for 27 years
Did you go NC?My cousin is 20 years older than me. I once went to an off licence with him - he was IDed on his purchase and I was not.
Are you a firearms officer? 🫣I look like I should only be allowed to complete my work with crayons in mine.
Thankfully notAre you a firearms officer? 🫣
The unapologetic tackiness is the thing that makes Vegas fabulous… pfftThe poster who hated Las Vegas because it was “tacky” though - what did they expect??
My passport done 2 years ago has a lovely little ink smudge- right above my upper lip! So I look like a hitler enthusiast. I’m going to New York in March. Can’t wait to see what they make of itI just look deranged on my passport photo.
Which is marginally better than my previous one where I looked like Shrek.
Husband looks like he's escaped from the loony bin in his.
I'm surprised anyone let's us past border control to be honest.
Cultural appropriationImagine the conversation
“Do you want to come to my house for supper tomorrow?”
“Sorry but I can’t Venetia, I’m going to my Nonna’s house this weekend”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were part Italian”
“Erm I’m not, it’s just what my grandmother likes to be called…I didn’t know you could speak Italian”
“Well obviously I speak fluent French, Italian, Spanish and Latin. My mummy insisted on it so I could sniff out pretentious little oiks like youself”
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