Hate it when people don’t use the right to/too.All I can say is… she’s a witch.
Mummysflippinhouse #2 such a hairdo we’ve never seen,it really is quite obscene. Caroline continues to whine.
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She got her bugaboo then… 
I know Zara etc do some cute ones at the moment but she dresses so frumpy 
What am I doing if I’m not having a roast dinner on a Sunday?! Having a Caesar salad Caroline because it’s 22 degrees and I couldn’t be fucked to sweat my tits off scoffing roasties and gravy in the sun
Im denouncing British stereotypes (also by being Scottish not English or British , Caroline ) and boycotting stodgy grim food for the boring brown swamp that it is
When people take it upon themselves to 'educate' others it generally means they're twats. In my experience.Oh god here we go with her “educating” us with her sweeping generalisations about the UK
She literally doesn’t give a tit about Kyle. It’s vile. Revealing so much information while he’s still there doing all the graft to make the house look the most presentable it ever has been is just outright unsafe. Even if he’s an ex marine and presumably can handle himself, he deserves privacy for fucks sake.
Seeing baby Olivia in that pram that’s way too big for her rather than Caroline bothering to carry her in the carrier is unreal. She has to wait for a pram but couldn’t wait for a Pizza Express or use one of her three Artipoppe carriers for her under six month old baby who needs to be laying in appropriate positions.
The way old raisin face goes on about dogs needing to be on leads in America! Dogs should be on leads in all public places in the UK too unless on private property. So many dogs don’t have good enough recall to be without a lead and even if they aren’t dangerous can be a problem for other dogs or small children. She acts like all dogs on leads must live terrible lives. Oh woe is Caroline and her five vibing brain cells. Moron.
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Guess what Caroline, millions of us have lived in the UK since birth. We know the tit you’re spouting isn’t 100% true you mentally ill loon.
Seeing baby Olivia in that pram that’s way too big for her rather than Caroline bothering to carry her in the carrier is unreal. She has to wait for a pram but couldn’t wait for a Pizza Express or use one of her three Artipoppe carriers for her under six month old baby who needs to be laying in appropriate positions.
The way old raisin face goes on about dogs needing to be on leads in America! Dogs should be on leads in all public places in the UK too unless on private property. So many dogs don’t have good enough recall to be without a lead and even if they aren’t dangerous can be a problem for other dogs or small children. She acts like all dogs on leads must live terrible lives. Oh woe is Caroline and her five vibing brain cells. Moron.
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The problem is, she’s not just a twit, she’s also wrong. She have about five braincells that are all looking at each other in mirrors. She so desperately wants to seem educated and informed but the more she says and types the worse it gets.
Guess what Caroline, millions of us have lived in the UK since birth. We know the tit you’re spouting isn’t 100% true you mentally ill loon.
I was going to mention this too. Her reply to this comment has really made me angry. So irresponsible. And makes her sound so thick. She’s actually suggesting that Surrey dogs are better behaved?!
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Every single dog is an off lead dog except Missy but Missy simply cannot be as good as these beautiful socialised Surrey dogs due to that awful American trauma and will forever be held back (literally) while looking at these amazing English dogs acting like they’re extras in the opening scene of 101 Dalmations.I was going to mention this too. Her reply to this comment has really made me angry. So irresponsible. And makes her sound so thick. She’s actually suggesting that Surrey dogs are better behaved?!
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It’s not the same without hard cider because Caroline can’t go a day without an alcoholic drink, a £100+ bill and mates she hasn’t seen since her early twenties who’ll be bored of her by autumn, is it?
She split her family up for this. Self absorbed hole.
Her going on about how light the evenings are it’s exactly the same as Boston, sunrise and sunset literally at the same time! We’ll see how she feels in the depths of miserable winter where we’re lucky to get 6 hours of daylight per day and the sun doesn’t come out for weeks at a time. I don’t begrudge the seasons of the U.K. as I think the winter helps us to appreciate the better weather but it’s a rough 6 months.
it’s exactly the same as Boston, sunrise and sunset literally at the same time! We’ll see how she feels in the depths of miserable winter where we’re lucky to get 6 hours of daylight per day and the sun doesn’t come out for weeks at a time. I don’t begrudge the seasons of the U.K. as I think the winter helps us to appreciate the better weather but it’s a rough 6 months.I’m British. Lived here my whole life. Why do I feel gaslit by Caroline’s generalisations?! It’s like she doesn’t realise she has British followersOh god here we go with her “educating” us with her sweeping generalisations about the UK
The way the sun has only JUST come out here the last few weeks too, we’ve had so much rain this year and the winter felt so long and grey up until the start of May! I think the weather being so nice for her return is giving her a false sense of the uk at the momentHer going on about how light the evenings are
Called it. THIS is why she wanted to move. Not that there is anything wrong with having a meal and drink at the pub with friends. She just doesn’t want to deal with her kids.
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People who don’t put their dogs on leads on public places, especially with kids in them are obnoxious arseholes , end of. There is no excuse for it when there are people afraid of dogs. Any expert will tell you there are no garuntees one won’t turn or snap at the most random thing. Not that we didn’t know she was an obnoxious hole already . Imagine one of her kids has a fear, or got jumped on or bitten by a “well trained “ dog who just had a moment .. we’d never hear the bleeping end of it.. she’s probably emigrate again and curse the oh so wonderful BRITISH way of life
Grass is always greener Give it time, she'll pop on crying come October when it's tit outside and the kids are sick from soft plays and you can't sit outside the pub for 4hrs on a Sunday
Give it time, she'll pop on crying come October when it's tit outside and the kids are sick from soft plays and you can't sit outside the pub for 4hrs on a SundayCaroline is the type of parent that will let her kids wander over to other people, and think it’s cute when her kid won’t leave them alone, meanwhile the people are getting pissed off some random kid won’t f*** off.
Like Olivia. She lets her kid wander over to people or run around restaurants all the time.
Ngl I fuckin hate that tit because the kids are always shotty and in needs of a bath
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