Mummysflippinhouse #2 such a hairdo we’ve never seen,it really is quite obscene. Caroline continues to whine.

[Catlady1]

Trying to get a hello fresh or Gousto spon Caroline?? Don’t worry love every tin pot influencer gets it. It’s only a matter of time !!

 

[Cntrygirl]

She’s making that awful face again in the latest blog 3:42.
After all the negative comments when she did it before I’m convinced she does it on purpose to be controversial

She just won't learn. Imagine wanting to be so controversial that you think it's OK to insult and mock disabled people.

She knows what this means.

She should be cancelled.

 

[Fayeeliz]

She literally doesn’t give a shit about Kyle. It’s vile. Revealing so much information while he’s still there doing all the graft to make the house look the most presentable it ever has been is just outright unsafe. Even if he’s an ex marine and presumably can handle himself, he deserves privacy for fucks sake.

Seeing baby Olivia in that pram that’s way too big for her rather than Caroline bothering to carry her in the carrier is unreal. She has to wait for a pram but couldn’t wait for a Pizza Express or use one of her three Artipoppe carriers for her under six month old baby who needs to be laying in appropriate positions.

The way old raisin face goes on about dogs needing to be on leads in America! Dogs should be on leads in all public places in the UK too unless on private property. So many dogs don’t have good enough recall to be without a lead and even if they aren’t dangerous can be a problem for other dogs or small children. She acts like all dogs on leads must live terrible lives. Oh woe is Caroline and her five vibing brain cells. Moron.
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The problem is, she’s not just a twat, she’s also wrong. She have about five braincells that are all looking at each other in mirrors. She so desperately wants to seem educated and informed but the more she says and types the worse it gets.

Guess what Caroline, millions of us have lived in the UK since birth. We know the shit you’re spouting isn’t 100% true you mentally ill loon.

I was going to mention this too. Her reply to this comment has really made me angry. So irresponsible. And makes her sound so thick. She’s actually suggesting that Surrey dogs are better behaved?!

 

[Whatever123]

Oh god here we go with her “educating” us with her sweeping generalisations about the UK

I’m British. Lived here my whole life. Why do I feel gaslit by Caroline’s generalisations?! It’s like she doesn’t realise she has British followers

 

[Fayeeliz]

I’ve followed Caroline since her Dubai days and unfollowed her at some point during her time in Virginia as I couldn’t put up with the moaning! I followed her again when she was pregnant with Charlie and started enjoying her content again though the constant - “life is going to be so much better when we move to Boston” narrative was tedious.

And now they’ve moved to Boston, it’s the same script only now all the focus is on the UK! I 100% think that in time, she’s going to complain incessantly about the UK too. And her obsession with soft play is insane. I don’t know any single parent who actually likes going to those places.

I actually think she would be better off moving back to Dubai. They could have a live-in maid, tax free salary and she could maintain her lifestyle AND live off takeaway / Deliveroo!!

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

She literally doesn’t give a shit about Kyle. It’s vile. Revealing so much information while he’s still there doing all the graft to make the house look the most presentable it ever has been is just outright unsafe. Even if he’s an ex marine and presumably can handle himself, he deserves privacy for fucks sake.

Seeing baby Olivia in that pram that’s way too big for her rather than Caroline bothering to carry her in the carrier is unreal. She has to wait for a pram but couldn’t wait for a Pizza Express or use one of her three Artipoppe carriers for her under six month old baby who needs to be laying in appropriate positions.

The way old raisin face goes on about dogs needing to be on leads in America! Dogs should be on leads in all public places in the UK too unless on private property. So many dogs don’t have good enough recall to be without a lead and even if they aren’t dangerous can be a problem for other dogs or small children. She acts like all dogs on leads must live terrible lives. Oh woe is Caroline and her five vibing brain cells. Moron.
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The problem is, she’s not just a twat, she’s also wrong. She have about five braincells that are all looking at each other in mirrors. She so desperately wants to seem educated and informed but the more she says and types the worse it gets.

Guess what Caroline, millions of us have lived in the UK since birth. We know the shit you’re spouting isn’t 100% true you mentally ill loon.

People who don’t put their dogs on leads on public places, especially with kids in them are obnoxious arseholes , end of. There is no excuse for it when there are people afraid of dogs. Any expert will tell you there are no garuntees one won’t turn or snap at the most random thing. Not that we didn’t know she was an obnoxious arsehole already . Imagine one of her kids has a fear, or got jumped on or bitten by a “well trained “ dog who just had a moment .. we’d never hear the fucking end of it.. she’s probably emigrate again and curse the oh so wonderful BRITISH way of life

 

[Crazymum]

Stars so entitled. I want my kids at the school my friends kids go to. Boohoo you don’t always get what you want but they won’t get shot! Thought that was what it was all about.
I used to really like her but she’s beyond irritating now.
im just here to watch her life fall apart in the uk.
her marriage is defo not going to survive the long term.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Register with GP - good luck
Register with dentist - good luck
Getting any sort of credit without a resident address or employment history / secure employment in the UK -including car finance - good luck
Read up on asa guidance and stop posting undeclared ads or get fined - good luck
Register to pay tax on self employed income - of course !
But yeah, a gym and a massive fuck of car
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David Lloyd gift family membership to not so smug now Cat, she’s angling for that clearly

 

[AquaTorfana]

She literally doesn’t give a shit about Kyle. It’s vile. Revealing so much information while he’s still there doing all the graft to make the house look the most presentable it ever has been is just outright unsafe. Even if he’s an ex marine and presumably can handle himself, he deserves privacy for fucks sake.

Seeing baby Olivia in that pram that’s way too big for her rather than Caroline bothering to carry her in the carrier is unreal. She has to wait for a pram but couldn’t wait for a Pizza Express or use one of her three Artipoppe carriers for her under six month old baby who needs to be laying in appropriate positions.

The way old raisin face goes on about dogs needing to be on leads in America! Dogs should be on leads in all public places in the UK too unless on private property. So many dogs don’t have good enough recall to be without a lead and even if they aren’t dangerous can be a problem for other dogs or small children. She acts like all dogs on leads must live terrible lives. Oh woe is Caroline and her five vibing brain cells. Moron.
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When people take it upon themselves to 'educate' others it generally means they're twats. In my experience.

The problem is, she’s not just a twat, she’s also wrong. She have about five braincells that are all looking at each other in mirrors. She so desperately wants to seem educated and informed but the more she says and types the worse it gets.

Guess what Caroline, millions of us have lived in the UK since birth. We know the shit you’re spouting isn’t 100% true you mentally ill loon.

 

[piquant]

Beggy bitch again!!!!!!!!!!! I’m livid!

Why doesn't she ask her sister for recommendations...especially since she now dabbles as a holiday advisor

 

[BeauJD]

What am I doing if I’m not having a roast dinner on a Sunday?! Having a Caesar salad Caroline because it’s 22 degrees and I couldn’t be fucked to sweat my tits off scoffing roasties and gravy in the sun

 

[Rainbow Blossom]

Her going on about how light the evenings are it’s exactly the same as Boston, sunrise and sunset literally at the same time! We’ll see how she feels in the depths of miserable winter where we’re lucky to get 6 hours of daylight per day and the sun doesn’t come out for weeks at a time. I don’t begrudge the seasons of the U.K. as I think the winter helps us to appreciate the better weather but it’s a rough 6 months.

 

[Alex90]

The way Caroline talks about Argos as if it’s this amazing place. Her target audience (for now) seems to be Americans wondering about life in the UK.

 

[Lovely]

She's probably hoping to be gifted the school place she wants.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

What time does the Eagle land?
Can't wait for the vlog, Sophie holding everything together, while poor Charlie is left to roll about the stinking floors in bogging too small clothes and Olive, strapped to her maniac mother, still wondering wtf is going on.
Meanwhile C Will be vlogging, demanding, ignoring others peace because they're kids, know what I mean babes, some ramdom person will help her and she'll ugly cry about it, how she was so overwhelmed and how if it was America no one would have helped.
Calpol!
And someone will puke.

 

[LittleRa]

Re: accents, people always used to comment on her videos saying “it’s so cute how Sophie has an American accent but the baby will have an English accent” and Caroline used to reply “Sophie will have an English accent too, she’ll pick up an English accent within a week of us being back” and here we are, a week later and Sophie is still full on American twang. I hope she keeps the accent, just to spite Caz.

 

[AGirlinHerHead]

I do think she’s basing life on the uk on 15 years ago. No nhs dentistry, over-subscribed schools and a struggling nhs. Cost of living has climbed rapidly. Even things like taxation will be much higher on Kyle’s income. She will want a house in that exact village. You’re looking at a million pounds. With no credit history and self employer income (on her part) I mean frankly good luck

 

[Lovely]

I'm seriously considering starting an Instagram or Tiktocky thing because the fact that Caroline's big smug face can make her six figures a year is so wild that I have to wonder what on earth I'm doing sitting at a desk all day (from home and usually in my PJs, but still!) pretending to care about my very dull job. I have plenty of childhood trauma I could be making money off...maybe one day I might even get my own Tattle thread!

 

[AquaTorfana]

I was going to mention this too. Her reply to this comment has really made me angry. So irresponsible. And makes her sound so thick. She’s actually suggesting that Surrey dogs are better behaved?!

Every single dog is an off lead dog except Missy but Missy simply cannot be as good as these beautiful socialised Surrey dogs due to that awful American trauma and will forever be held back (literally) while looking at these amazing English dogs acting like they’re extras in the opening scene of 101 Dalmations.
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So even though she's back where she wants to be in England, she's still slagging off America! How must Kyle feel about that! Also if she'd really wanted a Sunday roast she could have easily made it when she was living in America!

It’s not the same without hard cider because Caroline can’t go a day without an alcoholic drink, a £100+ bill and mates she hasn’t seen since her early twenties who’ll be bored of her by autumn, is it?

She split her family up for this. Self absorbed arsehole.

 

[Lulalala]

She strikes me a someone who will never be happy