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CMJB

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The house is beautiful. I can’t help but wonder what their combined incomes are to afford a house that much, yet she is #sorelatable
 
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belle0610

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Why is she so woe is me all the time? I’m think the booze doesn’t help her. Christ Lorna, you live in a million pound house, in a very affluent part of the country with three beautiful children. I always feel I should get the violin out though!
Plus multiple holidays, many many child free times! What does she actually do as work?!
 
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Serious_Susan

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Keeps Reggie’s hair long and then he’s wearing a Batman dress for his party? I’m all for kids doing whatever but does she secretly wish she’d had another girl?
 
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Mmmmmm

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Get ready for a smoothie with spinach and all types of vitamins and powders added tomorrow morning… 👀
Too sad we missed out on the "healthy" breakfast from this morning 😂

Can someone remind me where does Lorna lives? Is it by the sea? 😂

Sorry kiddo you couldn't just play in the wet sand in peace and with your mum as she was too busy filming you for the gram...
 
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Stringyone

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Here comes all the Pizzup spam.
I’ve been and I found people weren’t hugely friendly and it was cliquey and Lorna - not everyone likes garage music 🙄
 
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Mmmmmm

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She really grinds my gears, I’m so happy I’ve found this thread! 😂
I am surprised too, that not more people are posting on this thread as she is really something isn't she?! 🤣🤣

Lorna is definitely reading this thread 👀👋🤣 Making leaving comments on it even more fun! 🤣 She didn't post any picture of herself with alcohol while out for her roast today which is unheard of 🤣🤣🤣 #CheapPaleRosé

Why posting a Father's Day story about your father if he doesn't even have Instagram to see it?! 🤦🤯🤣

And the story about her sister-in-law turning 30 full of pictures of Lorna 🤣🤣🤣 She is so self absorbed it is hilarious/ridiculous! It is all about me me me, myself and I in Lorna's world 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Mmmmmm

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At the grand old age of 42 Lorna the alcoholic as finally discovered what is a library 🤡🐷🤡 Also has to remind the alcoholic that she is that drinking rosé in the mountains hits differently 🤡🤦🤡 What a t*at and an alcoholic she is seriously 🤡🐷🤡
 
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Serious_Susan

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I do like her but feek the ad today for haircuts which was obviously done either yesterday or earlier is uncalled for. It’s not allowed until midnight tonight.
 
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Bearlam1

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It fucking does impact other people, the absolute twat! You could be asymptomatic but the more people you come into contact with the more likely you are to catch/spread it. Some people on my aunt’s road had a rule-flouting family gathering and BOTH grandparents at the party caught it and both of them died. She saw the ambulances come and a few weeks later the flowers and hearses. That’s the reality of it.

I believe the Haywards have a house in Whitstable as well because back when she was a suck-up to the then A-list instamums she gave Clemmie Hooper et al a free weekend there.
This is so sad and exactly why ‘influencers’ shouldn’t be showing any rule breaking/guideline breaking on social media.

what a muppet