MrshHayward

[Mmmmmm]

Here we go again plastering her kids all over her stories, drinking with her mate while her "husband" is "DJing" FROM THE SHED So classy as per usual!!!

Poor Lorna had to fold a few clothes on Friday which is her day off. I am actually thinking on starting a just giving page for her so she can actually pay someone to fold the clothes for her as it too much hard work for her as she moans about it EVERY week...Or maybe do it while drinking a whole bottle of cheap pale rosé Lorna?!

 

[Sugarhoney]

She looks off her tits in those photos. I thought she was saving her battery for the kids and wasn’t using it to post on the gram. She’s going through one hell of a mid life.

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Breaking News!!! Mrs Hayward is not drinking!! I repeat Mrs Hayward is not drinking and she has even become (again?!) a wellness and health coach overnight for all her followers...Deliciously Ella watch this space How long will she last before she is back on drinking gallons of cheap Prosseco and Rosé (#Aldi #Gifted) on a daily basis?! Only time will tell

Also that hip hop Boom Boom Boom song to illustrate her supposedly relaxing bath is having the complete opposite effect How on earth someone with such dodgy music taste get to organise music events?!

She’ll be drinking by Friday night.
Does anyone know where she lives? Is it Brighton? She should mention it more.

Her not drinking didn’t last long did it

 

[C7645]

Exactly! But influencers sell their privacy (and kids) to make a few £££ but it would freak me out. Not sure how her anxiety copes with it

 

[TrulyScrumptious]

Fuck me their neighbours must hate them

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

They both really see themselves at Mr and Mrs Ibiza!
Just like Jo Whiley sees herself as Mrs Glastonbury.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I see she’s in Debbie Downer mode again.

Don’t worry Lorna, it will soon be Friday!

 

[Jumpindesia]

Bore off and make a rave page...

 

[Mmmmmm]

Happily ditched her kids after not seeing her daughters for a week just to get drunk on rosé on the beach like a teenager

Mother of the year award incoming for Lorna (not!)...

 

[Mmmmmm]

You can see in her skin (particularly round her eyes and lips) when she doesn’t have make up on, just how much of an impact all the drinking is having on her. I don’t mean that from a looks perspective, I mean you can see all over her face what’s happening to her insides. I would have considered myself a major party girl back in the day and the amount she puts back every week really astonishes me.

100%, and it makes her look much older than her age! She can drink all the "healthy" smoothies in the world, it won't out do all the damages her daily/weekly drinking habits have on her body! Her liver must be literally dying with all that alcohol she has been drinking for years.

 

[Leascarle]

I’m all for having a good time but my god she seems to leave them kids a lot although if I had been drinking like she has all weekend I’d be in a hospital bed

 

[PaulineMole]

Move that potty away from those white rugs !!

 

[Dawnofftobed]

She is blatantly turning into a wannabe stage school mum - the sycophantic comments about her daughter’s performance is cringeworthy. I bet she’s looking for someone to give her daughter her ‘lucky break’ judging by the way she’s peddling her on there

 

[Sugarhoney]

Doesn’t she do collabs with Eborian? I’m sure she should be declaring an ad/gift on her bath post

 

[Mmmmmm]

Are the kids going LOLZ??? Obviously they’re being shipped off to grandparents again. Twice in two weeks!!

Of course they aren't going...Lorna would have to do parenting at the weekend and that hardly ever happen!!! How else will she be able to act like she is 16/18 years old otherwise Have kids, get them shipped and get pissed they said (not!)...What a sad life...

 

[Sugarhoney]

I do hope she’s cleared up the drug baggies before her darling kids come home. That video of one of her male friends dancing solo. Looks absolutely off his chops

I thought that too, I bet they were off their tits on booze and drugs which is why she apparently felt so shocking the day after.

 

[teddy19]

Her and her husband actually despise each other don’t they

Absolutely

I think shes a lesbian

 

[Serious_Susan]

Not really sure sea swimming is a great idea in this temp with the amount of weather warnings about

 

[Sugarhoney]

I already found it weird that most evenings they sit in separate rooms. But this has blown my mind. Separate bedrooms too, begs the question why are they together?!

Yes it is strange. My husband I sleep in separate beds (best decision we’ve made lol) but we spend our evenings together. When do they communicate?? At the weekend when they sit together? Each to their own I guess, I personally wouldn’t share such information as it’s bound to attract questions I’m sure she isn’t up for answering

 

[loveitloveit]

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