MrshHayward

[Sugarhoney]

Well that video from last night is telling isn’t it

‘Whenever I move you’re always filming me’ and she just laughs about it. He seemed fairly serious.

Tbf I’m not surprised, he seemed well peed. it’d piss me right off if my whole life was captured for strange people to view and judge

 

[FakeNews]

II can't believe that her children were throwing up, and then she Stories herself taking them out for hot chocolate topped with whipped cream a day or so later. Just what kids getting over a stomach bug need...

 

[Thatgummysmile]

A few gym stories isn’t going to fool us!

 

[CMJB]

I just logged in to say exactly the same! No hate as I’m on mounjaro myself but she seemed to go ghost for a while & reappeared stones lighter

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Of course she’s off to Glastonbury.
Maybe J will do a set with Fat Boy Slim. Another fellow DJ from Brighton

 

[PaulineMole]

My god her kids are SO overweight! The girls really. How can she let them get that big!

That child is a normal strong healthy child , she is standing next to a child that is naturally thinner build. I don't think that is an appropriate thing to say tbh

 

[Mmmmmm]

Haha she’s at Rockwater! Could you make it anymore obvious you read here Lorn!

Hello Lorna

 

[Stringyone]

Here she goes! Feeling overwhelmed

What did she expect?? And it’s hardly like she’s moved to the outer Hebrides. She’s gone to another city and it’s so close to London and her fabulous old life....yawn

 

[Mmmmmm]

Breaking News!!! Mrs Hayward is not drinking!! I repeat Mrs Hayward is not drinking and she has even become (again?!) a wellness and health coach overnight for all her followers...Deliciously Ella watch this space How long will she last before she is back on drinking gallons of cheap Prosseco and Rosé (#Aldi #Gifted) on a daily basis?! Only time will tell

Also that hip hop Boom Boom Boom song to illustrate her supposedly relaxing bath is having the complete opposite effect How on earth someone with such dodgy music taste get to organise music events?!

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

What’s with her sad posts this month? Have they split up?? I’m sure I’ve missed something!!

I don’t think so. She seems to have been very affected by the Palestine/Gaza atrocities.

 

[Eyeswithoutaface]

I really liked Mrs Hayward until the last couple of weeks. Flaunting lockdown guidelines and an ad for a haircut when it’s not allowed until tomorrow... not a great move in my opinion.

 

[Meyouthem]

She goes out more than anyone and has more privileges than most and then complains more than anyone. She will pull the anxiety depression card next week after a week partying. She will title the post ‘The Struggle is Real’ she will post a picture of her washing pile to make us feel sorry for her & remind us that her life isn’t all rosy. Why bother documenting e v e r y t h i n g. Most people have moved on from doing that now haven’t they surely?? She’s like the chav friend from school and gran who post everything still.

the washing’s out, the struggle is real, and she’s had some ‘time out’

 

[Joeyjojo]

I see her occasionally as we live near each other and she seems nice enough. I’ve been to a couple of Pizzup but the obsession with Garage music and DJ Spoony is a complete turn off.
And yeah the drinking thing is boring and does she really need to repost every time someone tags her when they buy Aldi rosé?

Yes, the reposting is SO boring. Yes we’ve seen the Aldi wine!!! Also let the girls dance without it being splashed all over insta. Give them some privac.

 

[Mmmmmm]

looks like she’s been on here tonight! Thanks for addressing our concerns regarding you leaving your kids for another alcohol fuelled weekend they aren’t with Nanna and Poppa this weekend, wonder if they’re being left a 24 hour feeder bowl( like you do with cats) I don’t know how they can bring themselves to leave their kids so often.

Hi Lorna

She did mentioned in one of her story earlier something like thanks to some epic women we made it works for this weekend (I assumed she was thanking some of her pals who she managed to flog her kids off to?!..or maybe it was because they got her and J free tickets? #gifted) Also pretending that she won't be packing anything until Thursday night because she is working...(from home love you are hardly commuting to London every day/week ) but then she is prepacking already by putting lots of stuffs on her bed as well as posting undisclosed ads for cosmetics and care products she was definitely involved with in the past #gifted like nothing happens...and already prepacking the kids stuffs. That trend of pretending to be laziest, unorganised/scummiest mummy on Instagram is just vile and potentially damaging for the kids of these instahuns...They can't even see that being so self absorbed with themselves and Instagram...

Also LOL at Lorna saying she has to sort out all the kids and meals for her kids while she is away (AGAIN)...How about you look after your kids by yourself instead of micromanaging the babysitter/childminder/your "mates" or whoever else will be actually looking after your kids for you as you (ONCE AGAIN) can't be bothered?!...

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

She thinks she’s a model now she’s lost the weight, all the photos of herself

 

[Jumpindesia]

Nah she has ballooned over the years...no fat shaming . Just booze bloat.

 

[Serious_Susan]

Came on here to say the same… seems the move was to enable full time babysitting from nan and grandad. She’s said some interesting things recently about their marriage - that they’re having councilling/don’t spend time with each other Monday - Thursday evenings/couldn’t have a fourth child because it would destroy their marriage etc so I wonder if there’s been some trouble and the move was some sort of ultimatum about spending more time together?

 

[Joeyjojo]

Out again. Jamie is sick of her, I can see it in his eyes. And now a ponytail - maybe he’s hoping to drive her away!

 

[Mmmmmm]

Oh my god, Lorna is now sharing words from Yung Pueblo after doing a couple of yoga classes What's next??? A silent retreat in an ashram in India for a month? At least her kids would be off internet for a while and finally have some well deserved privacy...

Also Lorna you are definitely not being quiet when you are posting every single hour of the day on Instagram

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Are they really only having fruit and yoghurt for breakfast?? How is that supposed to give them energy for their morning at school?
Looks pretty though, that’s all that matters to Lorna!

Get ready for a smoothie with spinach and all types of vitamins and powders added tomorrow morning…