Mrs Meldrum #85 taking a natural journey to obscurity

[Silverwood]

I thought exactly the same as I got the feeling there was another person walking with in her ramble through the woods.... Wonder if the reason why Lee is on dinner duty is he kicked Begs out for blue sharpie on kids tongues?!

 

[Redblueyellow8]

Where did her guinea pigs go does she still have them?

The piggys were donated to the nursery

 

[Aazp8687]

She’ll probably buy some AirPods when she gets her 8k pay cheque this month.... either that or she’ll try and blag some

 

[Ohflogoff]

She’ll probably buy some AirPods when she gets her 8k pay cheque this month.... either that or she’ll try and blag some

Or treat herself to knock offs from eBay with a swipe up link

 

[Jolly jenny]

They have not been kindly gifted!

 

[Redblueyellow8]

 

[OneLineResponse]

I am - no bashing please

I don't really follow this thread but my attention was drawn to it a couple of days back because of the Tropic bits

I really rate a few of the products so no bashing. Just wondered if you received £125 for every £500 of sales or if the personal sales bonus grows?

 

[Bluefox]

I really rate a few of the products so no bashing. Just wondered if you received £125 for every £500 of sales or if the personal sales bonus grows?

25% on everything
You get an extra 1.5% on sales over £500

Then I think 2% on £1000
And it goes up in small increments up to £4000

and has to be within the same month

 

[Booberella]

Suffering succotash! The woman has her husband turning Tango now

 

[BettyCrocker]

Suffering succotash! The woman has her husband turning Tango now

Christ alive, she would never make a beautician would she?! Rubbing his face like she’s tenderising a slab of meat!! Haha hope his wee wotsit face is a glowing shade of ronseal tomorrow!!!

Idiots.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Christ alive, she would never make a beautician would she?! Rubbing his face like she’s tenderising a slab of meat!! Haha hope his wee wotsit face is a glowing shade of ronseal tomorrow!!!

Idiots.

It’ll be the only piece of Pat’s flesh that she will be rubbing

 

[Fathead]

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Oh pass me the bucket . Someone’s been going reading too much of her Anna Mahur book.

 

[April70]

Tropic have now changing things due to influencers “smashing” targets and ruining it for those who genuinely like the products and want to promote Tropic products

 

[Ohflogoff]

Oh pass me the bucket . Someone’s been going reading too much of her Anna Mahur book.

Her and Anna can both go take a long walk off a short pier. Not quite identical... Anna is a less common.

 

[Zozooy]

Pops is definitely a tattler, giving belter boy a wedgie on the bike ride

 

[Dreamy]

Tropic have now changing things due to influencers “smashing” targets and ruining it for those who genuinely like the products and want to promote Tropic products

oooo how do you know this!?? What are they doing!?? Haha Mrs m

 

[Tigercat55]

Title suggested by @Tigercat55

continue here!

Whoop whoop! My first successful thread title I’m so so happy guys! I may go and clean my face using 13 different products to celebrate

 

[Pushyplumb]

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She has taken the needing so many positives to cancel out a negative from Jess Avery, another influencer topics flogger.
In fact none of the wording of this post sounds like Mrs Meldrum. I think she had copied the whole thing from something else, probably some sales blurb from Tropic.

 

[Aazp8687]

She has taken the needing so many positives to cancel out a negative from Jess Avery, another influencer topics flogger.
In fact none of the wording of this post sounds like Mrs Meldrum. I think she had copied the whole thing from something else, probably some sales blurb from Tropic.

I thought this too when I read it! For a woman who can’t spell and uses the word dreamy to describe everything in her life she has suddenly got all eloquent in her post?!

 

[Catwoman]

No way its her words...